In this script, I’m just going to get to the down and dirty details because that’s what a “Jive Turkey” would do. Welcome to Turkey Tuesday, the not so normal but very informative podcast about a global event that will most likely turn into some kind of war like catastrophe. Before we inform you hard, so hard, Jill gives us a disclaimer and then proceeds to talk about how Australians are all the rage this year in case you didn’t know. We then get into our main topic about Turkeys in Turkey and the step by step plans that involve plots, penguins, banking, accounting, and carnosaur chickens. Even though we were only there on a photography mission for National Geographic, we were able to decode their secret language and listen in to hear all about their diabolical plot and the horrors to come. But again, we would like to iterate that this is for informational purposes only as it is not our job to come up with a plan of action, we just heard this shit and was like, woah. Anyway, hope you enjoy this dire news and shout out to all our Indonesian fans out there!