In this episode, we are broadcasting live from the Jacksonville Mall here in North Carolina, also known as “The 2nd Pride of Jacksonville” closely following “The 1st Pride of Jacksonville”, Walmart. We kick things off with some holiday voicemails from our old friend Donnie Crespo and our new celebrity friend, Mario Lopez! He’s in the transport business now and he has seduced us with his trustworthy dimples. Josh is clarifying butter and Jill says children lack hobbies these days, hobbies like lawn mowing with a scythe. We briefly discuss the puzzling lives of neckbeards. We listen in to a paranoid mall Santa while being frequently interrupted by the unruly announcements from an elderly lady in the gift wrap department. Josh joins a horse club inspired by the movie “War Horse” and Jill was in the confederate army. Jill gives us another gratuitous fashion update and we end on a Jill 4 Jesus prayer that is to the tits!