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>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tracy morgan, kaitlin olson, we reveal the new bachelorette, and is matt damon jimmy kimmel's baby-daddy? plus music from d.r.a.m. featuring erykah badu. and now, all at once -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. by the way, i know sometimes people wonder what goes on during the commercials. we were just in a very heated discussion about the new girl scouts s'mores cookies. which apparently we got bad reviews on. have you tried those?
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good or bad? i think that's a confirmation they're no good. we're coming to you from los angeles. it was sunny and 76 here today. [ cheers and applause ] if you're watching on the east coast, we're sorry, we didn't do it on purpose, it just happens all the time. winter storm orson is the second major storm to hit the northeast the past few days. massachusetts was hit especially hard. one good thing about bad weather is what happens to the local news. this is courtesy of the 22 news team in western massachusetts who unwittingly provided us with t tonight's edition of "behind the news." >> since the snow started this morning at about 6:15 to 6:30, it has not let up at all. it is coming down pretty suddenly here in springfield. you can see that the visibility has been reduced. i've seen countless spin-outs.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the last time anyone saw her. you know the weather's bad when the treemonsters start to come out. in hollywood we are smack dab in the middle of the only season we have out here, awards season. last night we had the grammy awards. and the big winner was adele. who won five awards -- [ cheers and applause ] including album of the year. it looks like when you go to the supermarket, halfway through shopping you realize, i should have got a cart, what was i doing? president trump by the way had an eventful weekend at what he calls his winter white house, this is the president's second weekend in a row at mar-a-lago, the resort he owns in palm beach, where he played golf and dined with the prime minister of japan, shinzo abe. so on saturday night they got the news that north korea test launched an intermediate-range missile. they decided to work that out over dinner, at a table in the middle of the mar-a-lago dining room surrounded by members of this club, instead of getting
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and up going somewhere private they continued to eat while the advisers rushed back and forth to the table handing them documents alongside the bus boys handing them food. they used the flashlights on their cell phones to read these documents, like old men trying to see a menu. and in the end, they decided to impose more sanctions and also to split a tiramisu. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] what a place to have a meeting like that. you know, if you're going to hold a classified meeting in a public place, you do it somewhere where there aren't any people. like a radio shack, for instance. [ laughter ] and of course a bunch of photos of the meeting about this crisis, while eating, got posted to facebook. then later they got taken down. one fellow dine and mar-a-lago member posted this, which i'm pretty sure is a security faux pas. this is a real post. rick carries the football, the nuclear football, and then he goes into all these different things. this is the guy who has the
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nuclear launch codes. he posed for a picture with some guy. this is funny, trump spent the whole campaign freaking out that hillary used a private e-mail server, now he's holding national security meetings over shrimp cocktails surrounded by camera phones. [ cheers and applause ] so today the president was back in work in washington, d.c. he met with the canadian prime minister, justin trudeau. went okay. they shook hands for a reasonable amount of time, which was good. am i the only one who gets nervous ever i time he meets a new world leader? it's like introducing a heavily tattooed girlfriend to your parents. [ laughter ] tomorrow by the way is valentine's day. this is the first you're hearing it? good luck with your next marriage. the funniest place to be on valentine's day is the drugstore checkout line at around 7:00 p.m. that is where you will see -- the only place you'll see desperation like that is at a casino in vegas, standing in line for the atm. i have to say it's kind of unromantic that valentine's day
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falls on tuesday. tuesday is -- not even the bachelor has sex on a tuesday. have you seen the white house valentine's day cards? these are cards like the ones kids give out in school. but each of these features a character from the trump administration. we have dr. ben carson loving you brain surgery. kellyanne conway, loving you is as real as the bowling green mass correspond. will you be mine. my father and i are just friends. press secretary sean spicer, help me fake my death, valentine. that's dark. education secretary betsy devos. well. some typos there. trump's sons, love is blind, unlike the trust we run for our father. vice president mike pence, this is a totally heterosexual valentine's carved between a ca
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a man and a woman. trump's chief of staff reince priebus, don't think twice, make out with reince. your love makes you weak. first lady melania trump, i almost love you enough to leave new york. and finally president trump. i'm building a wall around your heart and making you pay for it. [ cheers and applause ] happy valentine's day to you all, americans. speaking of, my wife molly and i have a baby on the way. we don't -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. we don't know the baby's gender, we like that to be a surprise. i took my video camon my phone, went to the doctor's office. we did get a surprise. not a very good surprise. >> everything is looking great. the doctor will be here shortly. >> jimmy: thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so this is your ultrasound. how many weeks, molly? >> 28. >> jimmy: 28 weeks. and this is -- i mean, we just got to look at you. nothing could ruin this moment.
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this is very special. really is. so sweet. we can't wait -- >> sorry i'm late. >> jimmy: what are you doing here? what is he doing here? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: what is this? >> you didn't tell him if. >> jimmy: tell me what? tell me what? >> i'm the father. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> the father of -- >> jimmy: no you're not. that would mean you have to have had -- >> well, duh. >> jimmy: you promised you were going to stop [ bleep ]ing my girlfriends! >> she is not your girlfriend. >> jimmy: she's my wife! that's worse, that's actually worse! molly! >> this is between you guys. i really don't want to get in the middle of this, it's not my business. >> jimmy: of course it's your business! it couldn't be more of your business! it's not her business. >> it's not, you know what we should do, let the baby decide.
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>> jimmy: decide what? >> hello, baby. we don't know if you're a boy or a girl. but you have a choice of daddies. >> jimmy: right. >> and one daddy could be a emmy loser. >> jimmy: emmy nominee. >> same thing. other daddy could be an oscar winner. an oscar winner, do you want to play with daddy's oscar? >> jimmy: it was a weak year. do you want a daddy baby who made out with liberace? >> okay, wait a minute. that was acting. >> yeah, acting, right. >> what's going on? >> jimmy: who are you? >> i'm her doctor. >> jimmy: oh, i'm sorry, doctor -- >> i'm the father. >> jimmy: he's saying he's the father. >> there's a simple way to settle this, do a test. >> jimmy: i'll do a test. >> i'll do a test. >> today on an all-new "maury." jimmy has been married to molly for four years. but jimmy's mortal enemy, matt damon, thinks he's the father of molly's unborn baby.
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>> i'm the father, jimmy. the truth will set you free. >> jimmy: buckle it! >> another outrageous "maury" is about to begin. >> everyone, welcome molly, matt, and jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy believes he's the father of molly's baby. matt says he's the baby daddy. dy tell you you needed a scorecard? so does the host. let's take a look. >> maury, there's no way jimmy is the father of molly's baby, he doesn't even have a [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: if matt is the father of molly's baby, i will sue him, i will sue molly, i will sue maury, i'll sue the baby. i will sue! >> such stupid words. matt, why do you think you're
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the father? please use the loudest voice possible. >> okay, it's obvious, all right? i want to show you this. look at the nose. i mean, that's obviously my kid. >> jimmy: that's not a nose, that's the baby's penis, he don't even know what a penis is! how is he having a baby? i don't think so, i don't think so! >> just because you're a [ bleep ] doesn't mean -- >> jimmy: oh! >> let's get this and find out the results of the paternity test! >> jimmy: is that why you wanted my pee? >> no, that was something else. matt, when it comes to molly's baby, you are not the father! >> jimmy: yay! yeah, you are not the father, you are not the father! look at that, right there, that's the father, yeah! yeah! whoo! whoa! that's not the father!
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yeah! >> i can't believe we had that much sex and you didn't even get pregnant by me. >> sorry. >> jimmy: you didn't, you didn't! >> well, jimmy, i have a little news for you. you are also not the father! >> jimmy: what? oh, oh! >> ah, ah, ah! oh, yeah, oh, yeah. yeah, yeah, what's up now! wait a minute, who's the father? >> who is the father? >> molly, when it comes to your unborn baby -- >> guess who's coming to dinner! [ cheers and applause ] >> you are the father! >> jimmy: what? >> i'm the baby's daddy. come here, come here. >> jimmy: is this true? >> how could either of you satisfy me when awe you will really want is each other? >> guys, it's been obvious for
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years. >> everyone knows. >> tracy, did you have something else to tell sinus. >> that's right, i do. i'm pregnant too. >> what? >> with maury's baby! >> jimmy: whoa. >> whoa! >> whoa, i hate children! when we come back, jimmy faces his fear of balloons. >> jimmy: no, no! >> he's a bitch. >> he's a bitch. >> you are. >> he's a bitch. >> on the next episode of maury, guillermo thinks his mom dresses too sexy. >> mom, i think you dress too sexy. >> i think that they like it. >> tomorrow on "maury." >> jimmy: thanks to tracy morgan and ryan short. matt damon has a new movie call the "the great wall" opening
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>> jimmy: hello, welcome back. tracy morgan, kaitlin olsen, music from d.r.a.m. with eriyka badu is all happening. first an episode "the bachelor" to dissect. bachelor nick whittled his harem to four women who will move on to hometown visits next week. this is the point in the season things get more serious, it becomes increasingly awkward. tonight nick eliminated
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christina and the last of the danielles, danielle m. vanessa is my pick to win, rachel, raven, corinne. corinne is terrible. but i will hate to see her go, i will admit. but next week during the hotel visit we're going to get to meet corinne's nanny, raquel. which is exciting. i tell you something, i hope nick picks raquel and gets her away from that monster. this is my favorite moment of the night. corinne was concerned she didn't get a one-on-one date. she went to nick's hotel room to take matters literally into her own hands. listen closely. they couldn't get a camera inside but this all happened behind closed doors. >> i don't think this is a good idea. >> guillermo: i don't think this is a good idea either. >> oh my god. >> very challenging. it's always best to wait in these instances. >> guillermo: yeah. you're probably right.
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let's wait a few hours. maybe half an hour. >> jimmy: you know that sounded like you in that room, guillermo. >> guillermo: just a little bit, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's time for a major announcement. as promised we'll reveal the identity of our next bachelorette. to help us, bring in chris harrison. chris? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. oh, thank you. thanks so much. >> thank you. ladies and gentlemen, jimmy. this is the most dramatic announcement ever. >> jimmy: i agree. let's meet the new bachelorette! >> there were many women to be considered but this one really stood out. >> jimmy: cool, let's meet her! >> how are you feeling right now? >> jimmy: how am i feeling?
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>> how are you feeling? >> jimmy: fine. >> because this is a big moment. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. let's have it. let's meet her. >> okay. but first -- let's take a moment to look back at some of the amazing women from this season of "the bachelor." >> jimmy: we don't really meet -- ♪ ♪ >> take your time. >> jimmy: i -- well -- i don't really need time. we know what they look like. we've seen them on the show. so i think what we should just do is go ahead right now. >> jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah? >> how does it feel to be the one to introduce america to the next bachelorette? it. >> feels good, can we please introduce her now? feels really good, i'm honored, thank you. >> only if your heart is ready for this journey. jimmy, look at me. is your heart ready for this journey? >> jimmy: yes. my heart's ready for the journey. all of our hearts are ready for the journey. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ laughter ] is he mad or something? [ cheers and applause ] >> ladies and gentlemen -- jimmy, when you're ready. >> jimmy: i'm ready! we're all ready! we're very, very ready! [ cheers and applause ] i'm really sorry. i'm really sorry. i don't -- [ laughter ] >> i'm -- i'm sorry about this one. are you going to do it? do you want me to? >> jimmy: i'm going to do it! no, me, yes, yeah. okay. [ cheers and applause ]
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fly in your helicopter -- oh, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our next bachelorette -- rachel lindsay! rachel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's for you. should i say congratulations? >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i think it's safe to say your hometown date with nick did not go as planned? >> well -- yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. this is a bit of a spoiler. you're still on the show? >> yes, it is. we're a couple of weeks out from filming, ready to get this started, i'm ready to find love, find a husband. if you know anybody out there who needs to apply, sign up. >> jimmy: oh, really? you're soliciting? >> yes. just a little bit, a little bit. >> jimmy: you know that's not a microphone. >> oh, i'm sorry. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when may i ask -- how
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soon after whatever happened with nick did you get approached to become the bachelorette? >> it wasn't that long after i got off the show that i was approached. but i honestly thought they were doing it just to make me feel better. >> jimmy: really? >> from the heartbreak. >> jimmy: that would be extreme. >> as it kept going i realized, okay, they're serious about this thing. >> jimmy: this is something you're excited about? >> i am excited. i'm ready. >> jimmy: you are ready. now i know you're an attorney. if you do not find love, will you sue abc, the television network? [ laughter ] >> to be determined. >> jimmy: by the way, i want to ask about corinne. is she as terrible in real life as she seems? >> i like corinne. i'm a corinne fan, i'm team cor. >> jimmy: oh-oh, really. did they vet you psychologically? [ laughter ] >> not at all. >> jimmy: what kind of a man are you looking for? >> i'm looking for someone who's ready for what i'm ready for. at this point in my life, 31, i'm ready to find a husband, someone who's ready to start a
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family. >> jimmy: what qualities are you looking for? >> someone who can make me laugh, a great smile physically -- >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: oh, sorry, i thought we were alone. oh, yeah, hi, guys. well, you know what? this is an amazing journey. as part of it you will receive the keys to the bachelor mansion. everything's here. the front door, back door, fantasy suite, limo, helicopter. there's a key to chris harrison's house here. >> nice. >> jimmy: in case things go badly. the hot tub key. everything you need there. it is for you. >> thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's rachel, everybody. she is our next bachelorette. we have music tonight from d.r.a.m. and erykah badu, kaitlin olsen is here. be right back with tracy morgan! stay away from tracy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by new cinnamon frosted flakes, delivering a sweet cinnamon taste and the frosted
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>> jimmy: hi, there. tonight from the new show on fox, kaitlin olsen. then a grammy nominee, his album is "big baby d.r.a.m.," music
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with erykah badu. that is not erykah. this is the cutest album i've seen in my life. tomorrow night denzel washington, the next "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue cover model will be revealed, music from lucas graham. later this week david muir, viola davis, music from mariah carey too. please join us for all that. my first guest is a funny and miraculous man who has the power to impregnate all those he sees. his new movie is "fistfight." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome tracy morgan! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look really good. >> i feel better. >> jimmy: you feel better, good, i'm glad you do. >> so good. [ cheers and applause ] kimm kimmel! >> jimmy: is that an italian horn you're wearing? >> that was torn from a pitbull in the projects. >> jimmy: is it really. [ laughter ] they have horns? >> yeah. they have horns. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. by the way, congratulations on your new house. i heard you bought an amazing big new house. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. it has an elevator in it. >> jimmy: really. that's when you know. >> i'm from the projects all my life. i wanted to feel at home so i peed in the elevator. [ laughter ] and i drew a picture of a penis on the wall. that's infamous in every project. >> jimmy: which wall, where did you draw that? >> whole wall, black man's penis, filled the whole wall. >> jimmy: any particular black
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man? or just a random sampling? oh, yours. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i see you at knicks games. >> oh, a fiasco going on in new york. with charles oakley. >> jimmy: i saw that. >> did you see that? come on. >> jimmy: i thought that was a bummer. >> did you see when the security guard pushed you don't push oakley. >> jimmy: yeah. >> everybody knows he throw punches in bunches. >> jimmy: charles -- >> you don't push oakley, you don't push, what was the guy that paid for utah? >> jimmy: the guy who paid -- karl malone? >> you don't push him either. >> jimmy: you didn't push karl malone. >> hopefully he'll beat you up, karl malone beat you up and then shoot you. >> jimmy: they both know how to use their elbows. >> you don't do that. >> jimmy: were you there when that happened? >> i think i'm going to buy the team from dolan. >> jimmy: that would be amazing. do you have that much money that
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you could buy the new york knicks? [ laughter ] >> you act like i got hit by bob's discount furniture truck. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did not, for the record. you were not hit by a bob's discount furniture truck. >> after my settlement, everything went up a penny. [ laughter ] they got to recoup that money. >> jimmy: do you have now relatives coming out of the wod work -- >> out the woodwork. >> jimmy: wanting to move in? >> i told my brother yesterday, if i ever see you in my neighborhood, i'm going to call the cops on your ass myself. you got no business here! okay, the driver, i'm not even mad at him. i'll tell you who is mad at him. all my white neighbors.
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[ laughter ] he wouldn't be living there, next to me! >> jimmy: valentine's day is tomorrow. do you have a plan? >> yeah, i'm going to get my wife a bag of medical weed and a snicker. [ cheers and applause ] i did my part! i got her some flowers and candy. my part, medical weed for asthma. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that helps with asthma, huh? you'd think it would have almost the opposite effect on asthma. >> medical. >> jimmy: it's medical, yes. >> i got mad at her. >> jimmy: why? the. >> the other night making love she called my junk a penis. i said, why do you got to get medical with it? >> jimmy: are you a romantic guy in general? >> yeah. sometimes. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> yeah i just show my love. >> jimmy: in what ways? >> i take my socks off. [ laughter ]
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when you take your socks off it counts. >> it does. >> you don't take your socks off, it don't count. no matter what he said, ladies. make him take his socks off! but you said you love me. i had my socks on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tracy morgan is here. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by new cinnamon frosted flakes, delivering a sweet cinnamon taste and the frosted crunch you love. your goodbyes. >>man, 21 - 3! we're live. >>no, no, no... 3rd quarter. this is the third quar- [sfx: squibs] ugh, jeremiah, you got us.
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who is you, seabiscuit? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great question. tracy morgan, "fistfight." it opens on friday. ice cube unless the movie also. >> yo, cube. yo, charlie! >> jimmy: is ice cube a friend of yours? >> yes, he's like a brother. >> jimmy: you work the on another movie together? >> "first sunday." i like ice cube, charlie day, julian bell. and ritchie keane. not a lot of people after you're in an accident, a tragic accident like me, studio will take a chance on you like that. my man ritchie keane put on it the line, trace still got it, showed me a lot of love. when i got there, my cast, they gave me a lot of love and support. and then they said it's time to go to work and be funny, you've got it. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, ritchie keane! >> jimmy: that's very nice. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you play a coach in this movie. is it based on your real -- >> coach big wright. >> jimmy: that was your real high school -- >> i love big wright. he had a chipped tooth.
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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, music from d.r.a.m. with erykah badu. you know our guest from "it's always sunny in philadelphia." that wasn't enough, she has her own show. it's called "the mick," you can watch it tuesday nights on fox. please welcome kaitlin olson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: you look very lovely
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all dressed up. >> you look lovely too. if i were having a baby it would definitely be you over matt. >> jimmy: thank you, i appreciate it. >> that's my first, yea guarantee it. >> jimmy: i'll let you in on a secret, he's impotent, that clears up a lot for me, thanks. >> what are your plans for valentine's day? dinner or anything? >> oh, no, no. no, my husband made it clear when fe we first started dating there would be no valentine's day in our relationship. did you say boo? >> jimmy: your husband rob mclainny -- >> he hired me, he was my boss. >> jimmy: he was, yeah. >> he laid down the law. for the record, we can tell each other we love each other year round but i won't be doing valentine's day. >> jimmy: how early into the relationship? >> seven minutes. [ laughter ] very important to him. >> jimmy: and now -- you said okay, did you act like you don't care? or don't you care? >> i was super cool, right?
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that's the play. me neither! i'm like a dude too, i don't like valentine's day! that was ten years ago. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, now i make a big elaborate scene at valentine's day with my kids. i make heart-shaped pancakes, i do valentine's for them. i elaborately leave him out. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i see. >> he's in the involved in valentine's day plans at all but it will be an amazing day. >> jimmy: is he allowed to eat the pancakes? >> no, no! absolutely not! he said no valentine's day! >> jimmy: you're either in valentine's day or out of it. when you guys are at work together, which i assume you are regularly, and somebody in the office gets flowers, does it become uncomfortable? >> no, i just go like this. [ laughter ] and i go make more pancakes for my kids. >> this is a weird stand for him to take. for $100 he could buy flowers. >> it could not be easier.
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that's okay. i'm cool, i don't do valentine's day. >> jimmy: you are starring on two television shows. you have "the mick," which is again you're playing a somewhat despicable character. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] it's very funny by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i saw it and you're -- you've been left in charge of your sister's family. >> yes. >> jimmy: which you should not have been left in charge of the family. >> no. >> jimmy: so you've got a whole host of problems, really. >> yeah. it's like a classic fish out of water situation. it's so much fun. >> jimmy: i was wondering about the kids on the show. there are children on the show, it's not a children's show. >> no. >> jimmy: by any stretch of the imagination. >> oh, depends what kind parent you are. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did the actor kids know what's being said to them? >> the woman who plays a sa breeb yeah sabrina is actually 25. >> jimmy: she plays a teenager. >> she is 25, she's lovely and wonderful.
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thomas barbuska is amazing, plays chip -- >> jimmy: he's a dwarf? >> yes. [ laughter ] a life-sized dwarf. he's 77. >> jimmy: one of the original munchkins? >> yes. he was an original member of the lollipops -- no, he's almost 14. he's cool, his mom's cool. the littlest one is only 8 in real life. >> jimmy: he's ruined, right? >> definitely ruined from the second i got there. [ laughter ] you know, but we're really careful with him. he wears ear phones during table reads when he's not supposed to hear stuff. we shoot him out before we say things. >> wait a minute, you go, okay, now we're putting these on? [ laughter ] >> yeah. i mean, he thinks it's a fun game. [ laughter ] we'll do a table read if there's stuff you shouldn't hear, and he wears headphones. >> really, that's -- that must make him triply excited to find out what's being said. >> i am ruining this child.
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that's on his parents. >> jimmy: you've gotten some controversy here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your second episode. >> sure did. >> jimmy: because -- [ laughter ] what happened here? >> here's the thing. we had this really amazing episode. it was our second episode. early in the episode, we go out to a benihana type restaurant so i can let them know their parents aren't coming back. >> jimmy: that's the place to do, us benihana. >> chip, his brother, tells him to lick the grill. he goes for it and licks the grill. it ruins his taste buds and we have to put him in this dental apparatus. >> jimmy: people thought this was a? >> there was a certain alt-right magazine that decided we were horrific people because we put this 8-year-old into some sexual bondage gag, sexual thing. i was like, where's the ball? i don't see a ball. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's no ball. >> doesn't there have to be a ball? >> jimmy: no ball, you're right.
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you're right. >> that's a dental apparatus. i checked with my guy, i swear it's a dental apparatus. >> jimmy: if there's one group you can trust it's the prop guys. >> you know what i mean? it's either breitbart or my prop guy, you choose. >> jimmy: good to see you. congratulations on your show. [ cheers and applause ] "the pick" airs tuesday nights 8:30 on fox. we'll be right back with d.r.a.m. and erykah badu!
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>> jimmy: thanks to tracy morgan, kaitlin olson, chris harrison, rachel "the bachelorette" and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first, his album is called "big baby d.r.a.m." here with the song "wi-fi" with a little help from erykah badu, d.r.a.m! ♪ ♪
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♪ do you got wi-fi cause i ain't got no signal on my phone ♪ ♪ we in these hills and we all alone yeah do you got wi-fi ♪ ♪ do your boyfriend pay your bill for you to do this netflix and chill with me ♪ ♪ do you got wi-fi is there signal in your house while we chilling on the couch ♪ ♪ baby do you got wi-fi cause i really wanna show you something but my phone is up ♪ ♪ and all i need is you with me and i just
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wanna impress you ♪ ♪ darling i just wanna make you feel good i just wanna impress you darling so let me know if i could ♪ ♪ ladies and gentlemen ms. erykah badu ♪ ♪ boy i got wi-fi and my service is nice at that and it comes at no price at that ♪ ♪ let me know where your iphone at to log on my wi-fi what is it that you have to show me ♪ ♪ boy it better be good please don't blow me well answer me this while it's loading ♪ ♪ do you like my feng shui in my living room how the carpet matches the pillows too ♪ ♪ and did you know i was feeling you forget about your wi-fi for a second ♪ ♪ put your phone down
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please don't check it mama badu 'bout to teach you a lesson ♪ ♪ all i need all i need is you with me is you with me ♪ ♪ i don't want you to stress me babe i ain't stressing you ♪ ♪ i just want you to make me feel good i'll make you feel good ♪ ♪ don't want you to pressure me, i won't pressure you could you just give this a dust off ♪ ♪ no strings attached no strings attached we're still connected we're still connected ♪ ♪ no strings attached no strings attached we're still connected we're still connected ♪ ♪ no strings attached no strings attached we're still connected we're still connected ♪ ♪ boy i got wi-fi
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do you got wi-fi cause we in these hills and we all alone ♪ ♪ you ain't got no service on your phone on my phone boy i got wi-fi ♪ ♪ oh do you got wi-fi do your boyfriend keep up the bill for you to do this netflix and chill with me ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ baby baby ♪ no strings attached no strings attached ♪ ♪ still connected we're still connected ♪ ♪ no strings attached no strings attached ♪
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>> jimmy: this is "nightline." >> tonight, breaking news. national security adviser michael flynn resigning after reports that he misled trump administration officials about conversations with a russian ambassador. what he wrote in his resignation letter and why he apologized to president trump and vice president pence. plus water park nightmare. parents of a young boy killed on the world's tallest water slide speaking out. >> it's my son dead. >> what went wrong and as these thrill-seeking rides are getting more extreme is there a way to tell how safe they are? and making metal. behind the scenes with metallica. hotter than ever. their brand-that you performance with lady gaga that didn't quite go as planned.

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