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back in may en mcdonald's is now serving its famous fries with garlic. you may remember trying them in may. they were such a hit, mcdonald's is selling them at all bay area locations now. it's all part of a push to include popular local ingredients on the menu. >> we are happy to have you back from maternity leave. so now you're leaving me and going to rio. >> yes. >> see you tomorrow. bye folks. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- alicia vikander, celine dion,
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: new mexico! yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! welcome, everybody, welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome! welcome, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] hey, hey! welcome to the "tonight show," this is it, baby! [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby! you made it.
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thank you so much, everybody. here's what everyone is talking about. of course, the big story is ted cruz, who gave a speech at the republican convention last night where he refused to endorse donald trump for president. and he's not backing down. in fact, cruz said this morning that he won't be a "servile puppy dog" for trump. [ laughter ] then chris christie said, "whatever, more beggin' strips for me." i mean i -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he shouldn't -- he shouldn't eat those. they're not for humans. >> steve: did he really say that? >> jimmy: they're not for humans. >> steve: that's a dog treat. >> jimmy: they're for animals. yeah, no, they're not for human consumption. >> steve: that's insane. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: ted cruz refused -- refused to endorse donald trump in his speech at the convention last night, and the crowd wasn't too happy about it. check it out. >> stand and speak, and vote your conscience, vote for candidates up and down the ticket who you trust. [ audience boos ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't boo him, booing only makes him stronger. [ laughter ] [ as cruz ] "i can feel your anger flow through me." [ laughter ] [ applause ]
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a lot of people are wondering why the trump campaign would even invite ted cruz to speak at the convention in the first place. it turns out ben carson summoned him the night before by saying the word "lucifer" three times. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and that's -- yeah, you can't do that. if you do that he's going to show up. [ applause ] this is really funny, though. i love this. ted cruz actually gave a speech outside the convention yesterday before his big prime time speech last night. did you see this? outside? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's outdoors. check out what happens right as he's talking about how he wouldn't be the republican nominee. watch this. >> our party now has a nominee. and i don't know -- [ audience boos ] >> jimmy: kinda zoom in on -- look, it's not -- it's not made up. look at that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that is the best. that is the -- [ applause ] i think the only thing missing was a giant banner that said, "suck it, loser." you know? [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, my god. what a burn, man.
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oh, my god. meanwhile, donald trump's running mate mike pence gave a a speech at the convention last night and even poked fun at the fact most people don't know who he is. yeah. i guess even donald trump calls him "vice president hey, buddy." [ laughter ] that's right. mike pence officially became the republican nominee for vice president last night, and trump decided to greet him with a kiss to celebrate. [ laughter ] oh, get ready. some people are saying it was a a little awkward. you tell me. >> donald trump is coming out on the stage. this his third appearance. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: i guess not? >> jimmy: a little rough there. a little rough. but congrats to al gore who no longer has the most awkward convention kiss of all time. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whoa.
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whoa. whoa. okay, it's a tie. all right. [ laughter ] you both win. [ applause ] >> steve: hey! [ laughter ] what? >> jimmy: actually, i think the kiss between trump and pence only appeared a little off because it wasn't set to the right music. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: so we fixed it up a a little bit. i think it would have worked a a lot better if it went like this. ♪ now i've had [ laughter ] ♪ the time of my life and i owe it all to you ♪ ♪ i've had [ laughter ] [ fireworks exploding ] ♪ [ applause ] get this, a new poll shows that a growing number of americans want both parties to put their differences aside and work together. and it does seem like there's room to compromise. i'll show you what i mean in tonight's edition of "split the difference." here we go. ♪ ♪ split the difference [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: take a look at this first compromise. republicans support a wall at the border. democrats support arts funding. so they compromised, and now, the wall is built by third graders out of papier-mache. [ laughter ] so everyone -- you understand? [ applause ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: everybody wins. >> steve: that's great. everyone wins. >> jimmy: here's another one, here. the democrats support special labeling for gmo foods. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: republicans support teen abstinence programs. so they can compromise, and now, teens have to wear labels telling everyone they're virgins. so it's a great -- >> steve: oh. [ laughter and applause ] that's a good compromise. >> jimmy: let's keep going. the republicans want to make people stop watching pornography. the democrats want to protect wildlife in the national parks from tourists. they compromised, and now, they'll release a video of a a buffalo humping a minivan. and you go -- [ laughter ] >> steve: there you go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know if that's gonna work, but they're working together. >> steve: at least they're together. >> jimmy: here's the last one. the republicans want to defund planned parenthood. the democrats want to stop donald trump from preventing access to birth control. they compromised, and now,
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planned parenthood will hand out pictures of donald trump as birth control. [ laughter ] so there you go. those are the compromises, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. thank you so much for watching. thank you for being here. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead, though. tomorrow night, simon cowell will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and youtube star, lilly singh. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: i love lilly singh. and, of course, two of my favorites, penn and teller will be joining us. >> steve: oh, brilliant. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're my favorites. >> steve: they're brilliant. >> jimmy: every single time, they destroy. they're fantastic. and, of course, i'll be doing thank you notes. and it's friday. and it'll be fun. you don't want to miss it. but first, joining us tonight, she's quickly becoming one the biggest movie stars in the world. her next project is "jason bourne." yeah. it's in theaters next weekend. alicia vikander is here.
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>> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: almost doesn't look like it's her hand at one point. i thought it was just a random hand up there. [ laughter ] just tapping her on the shoulder. that's like a common way to hang out, right? >> steve: that's what you do, right? >> jimmy: like if i'm at beach, i just go, "oh, man, this is awesome." [ laughter ] >> steve: is it hot? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: well, cause if it's hot you can wave yourself quickly. >> jimmy: how's it going, man? nice to see you. yeah. this is awesome. just having a blast. hey, let's see what's happening. that's weird. >> steve: take a couple photos. >> jimmy: we did the same thing. yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. anyway, she's here. she's the best. she's in the new "bourne" movie. alicia is going to teach me a a swedish pub game called "pen and bottle." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: that everyone -- you gotta -- yeah. if you have a string, and a a bottle, and a pen, just get it out and get ready to -- [ laughter ] we'll play the game later. and then, plus, starting today, her latest album "encore un soir" is available for pre-order! [ cheers and applause ] the one and only celine dion is dropping by! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> steve: celine! >> jimmy: i love -- >> steve: something casual. >> jimmy: i loved -- i've seen her in concert numerous times. i love her. >> steve: you okay? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: you all right? you all right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: are you okay? >> jimmy: i'm just excited. one of my favorites are here. it's gonna be fantastic. >> steve: did you break your hand? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is very interesting. [ cheers and applause ] i love her. and i love alicia -- >> steve: alicia. >> jimmy: alicia vikander as well. it's gonna be great. so celine is going to talk with me, she's going perform, and i'm going to challenge her to a a game of "wheel of musical impressions" later in the show. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] bon soir! >> jimmy: c'est si bon! it is time for "tonight show
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hashtags," everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, thank you, roots. thank you, roots. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. hey, you guys are on twitter, right? you ever play around on twitter? [ cheers and applause ] it's fun. well, we use twitter on our show every single week, so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday. i will send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so since melania trump was accused of plagiarizing parts of her speech -- [ laughter ] -- from michelle obama earlier this week, i went on twitter and i sent out a hashtag called, "i got busted." [ laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out a a story about a time where you got caught doing something funny, weird, or embarrassing. we got thousands of tweets. in fact, within 30 minutes, it was a trending topic in the u.s., so thank you for the tweets. [ cheers and applause ] do you ever think of anything where you got busted? where you ever got in trouble? >> steve: i've been busted so many times.
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>> jimmy: i know. i kinda got use to it. i do remember once my mom smuggled in, like, snacks to the movie theater. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you know, in her purse. which is, you know, our right. we're allowed to in this country. but she smuggled it in, and i think she had, like, i want to say like a two-liter bottle of seltzer or something. [ laughter ] i know. it wasn't like -- we didn't have little -- you know, we didn't have like a bunch of -- so all the sudden we're watching the movie, all of the sudden you hear -- fssss. [ laughter ] you know, with too much seltzer. and i go, "a two liter bottle?" like how much seltzer are you gonna -- [ laughter ] are you grilling out? yeah. making hamburgers. >> steve: yeah. it's hibachi. >> jimmy: yeah. so now i'd like to share some of my favorite "i got busted" tweets from you guys. they're really funny. the first one's from @shaquilleosqueal. [ laughter ] >> steve: that's the chipmunk shaquille o'neal, right? >> jimmy: mm-hmm. he says, "one time on vacation my daughter walked in on me in the bathroom and caught me using her bronzer to draw abs on my stomach." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: that's embarrassing. that's embarrassing. >> steve: that's not good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: not gonna -- you won't forget that.
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>> steve: no. leave it to o'squeal. >> jimmy: you won't forget that too soon. no, yeah. this next one's from @bethanydews. she says, "i thought i was the only one in the toilet so i started singing. when i was finished, someone in the next stall clapped." [ laughter ] at least they didn't boo. >> steve: yeah. yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they liked it. >> steve: not a bad clap from the toilet seat. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's is from @kristenrose124. she says, "in middle school i realized my dad was reading my diary. to get him back i starting writing about seeing my mom with 'a strange handsome man.'" [ audience aws ] [ laughter ] that's cold! ♪ [ applause ] that is fantastic! that is cold! >> steve: a strange handsome man. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: very alluring. >> jimmy: mm-mm. this one's from @vumeetsworld. she says, "once my date wondered why i wanted to go to starbucks so badly. i forgot his name and figured he'd have to say it there." >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's kinda genius. >> steve: if it works. [ applause ] >> jimmy: "hey, want to get out of here, uh --?" >> steve: sternclarth? >> jimmy: sternclarth? [ laughter ] >> steve: what?
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that's not my name. >> jimmy: is your name sternclarth? >> steve: that's not my name. i think they got it wrong. >> jimmy: sterny. i love you, sternclarth. >> steve: i'm going to get out of here. >> jimmy: this one's from @etchedroots. she says, "my little brother was told to wash dishes. a year later as we packed to move we found dirty dishes in a a box in the laundry room." [ laughter ] [ applause ] busted. >> steve: busted. >> jimmy: this last one's from @terriblemommy. >> steve: oh. come on. i don't think she's that bad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she says, "i spilled chocolate milk all over the carpet and blamed it on our kid. i forgot we had a nanny cam." >> steve: oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i just saw you do that. there you have it. those are our "tonight show hashtags." [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites go to stick around, we'll be right back with alicia vikander, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: we are joined right now by an academy award winning actress who stars in two new movies coming out soon. on september 2nd, you can see her opposite michael fassbender in "the light between oceans," and starting next friday, she, matt damon and tommy lee jones star in the big time action film "jason bourne." please welcome back to our show, our pal, alicia vikander! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you can sit on the couch if you want to. you're allowed to do that. welcome back. thank you for coming back. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and congratulations on winning the oscar. oh my goodness, it was great. [ cheers and applause ] what did you do with it? >> yes. thanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my favorite moment of the night --
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>> thank you. >> jimmy: we love you, you're so much fun on the show, but i was still rooting for you and you won and you just looked beautiful and you were just clapping perfectly. >> oh, my god, i don't remember anything. >> jimmy: you don't? >> when i'm up there, it was a a wonderful night. >> jimmy: yeah. oh my god, it's exciting. well, now, i have you on the show, we have the great celine dion on the show. i'm very excited about this. it's a hot show tonight. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is good, yeah. >> did you know that that first, back in the day, when you did my single cd. >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> "my heart will go on" was my first ever that i went to the store and bought. >> jimmy: that's your first cd? >> yeah, single. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. oh, yeah the cd singles, i remember those. did you tell her that? >> no. i haven't seen her yet. >> jimmy: oh you have to -- yes. she's great. she's here. >> so i stood there, you know, singing in front of the mirror. [ light laughter ] ♪ near far wherever >> jimmy: me too, i did the same thing. [ laughter ] in my bedroom. absolutely. i'm so excited for this, "jason bourne," 'cause we're back. matt damon's back in the franchise. the director, paul -- >> paul greengrass. >> jimmy: paul greengrass, this guy is just a badass man. he doesn't fool around.
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it's unbelievable action. super fun. you play -- well, you play, like, a cia operative? >> well, she is -- she's kind of a symbol of what has happened in the world since the last jason bourne movie in the sense that she is a cyber technician, a specialist of the cia. >> jimmy: cyber technician, yeah. >> yeah. a specialist, a really intelligent and smart agent. >> jimmy: absolutely. perfect. >> and -- >> jimmy: like hacking and all that stuff? >> yeah, she's like a protege hacker who now has made her way up in the cia to a very, quite, high position. >> jimmy: there's an idea in the movie too, that kind is very interesting right now, which is -- >> security. >> jimmy: yeah, and, well, yeah, privacy. yeah. and like, how much you gonna get -- privacy, sure. [ laughter ] [ speaking swedish ] >> come on, now. >> jimmy: what do you mean? i want it -- why? [ speaking swedish ] >> should we do another language? >> jimmy: yeah, why not. you always seem to be something fun. hey, how do i say have a -- have a --
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have a really fun weekend, guys. [ speaking swedish ] [ laughter ] >> yeah. that's -- >> jimmy: i just thought i had a -- i just thought i had a stroke right now. >> for the next time i'm back. >> jimmy: that's for next time you're here. yeah. it sounded like you said that in reverse. [ laughter ] >> maybe i did. [ speaking swedish ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> that's -- they're always like, when i'm the phone, they're like, is that a real language? >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: and matt damon is back, who is such -- he's just a good dude. >> he's just as sweet. i mean, doesn't he have like, the best reputation? >> jimmy: he really does. >> ever since i came, you know, to america, so i started to do english speaking films, and he's, like, the one that everybody's like, oh, matt damon, he's probably the most nice guy in the industry, and he is. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. and, i mean, like every guy that i meet, just wants to be his best friend. right? >> jimmy: yeah. [ applause ] some other dudes are out in the industry that are nice, as well. maybe. i mean, this --
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>> you can be his best friend, too. i can introduce him. >> jimmy: no, i know i can be his best friend. i'm just saying there's other nice people in the industry. >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't have to name names. you know. you can just of all know what -- >> no, let me know. you know, i would love to -- [ laughter ] meet them. [ foghorn ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: matt damon also won an academy award in his 20s. same as you. did he give you any advice? >> have fun. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he said, if it happens, just remember -- well, i didn't remember anything, so that i forgot to do. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: just enjoy it though. >> but yeah. i did enjoy it. it was, you know, the most surreal and memorable night of my life. >> jimmy: here's alicia vikander and tommy lee jones in the big new movie "jason bourne" in theaters everywhere next friday. check this out. >> alpha team report. >> what's happening, heather? >> alpha team isn't responding.
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>> bravo? >> doing nothing. >> you lost both teams. get a grip on the operation, heather. that's bourne. >> green light the exit. >> sir, i need more time. >> we have no time. >> are you going to give that order or not? >> sir, please. >> you're too late. >> there's no bringing in bourne. he has to be put down, and you obviously cannot do what has to be done. i am taking operational control. past that yellow green light. repeat, yellow green light on bourne. >> copy that. >> jimmy: oh! i mean come on, it's -- [ cheers and applause ] what do you want, it's a big action film. it's a big summer blockbuster film. i'm so happy for you. you know we love you so much. so congrats on everything. >> thanks for having me back, thank you. >> jimmy: there's a game that you told me about that you'd like to show to me tonight. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that you play in pubs. >> yeah, we do -- it's a very -- i was actually on the phone with my sister. >> jimmy: yeah. >> she's like, what are you going to do now? she said, please tell me you're gonna do a drinking game if
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you're on jimmy fallon. and i said, i'll do pen and bottles. she was like, no. she was really, kind of, this is a big classic. >> jimmy: all right, so here's the bottle. >> so normally you've already -- yeah, we put the sand, we've already had the drink. >> jimmy: okay. you do this inebriated? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. [ light laughter ] >> that's green. that's, you know -- >> jimmy: i've already started. >> one for each level. it's gets harder for each bottle. >> jimmy: all right i have it as well. so we can put it right there in front of us there. i think we have two of them marked. okay. so we put the bottle here, right? >> yeah. and then you -- >> jimmy: you take the pen. you have it one, through one loop. >> around the waist. >> jimmy: okay, around the waist. yeah. and then you put it through the other loop? >> no. >> jimmy: and pull through? >> there we go. >> jimmy: okay. >> secure it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: go around the back, of course. [ laughter ] >> i have a very long one, you have a short one. >> jimmy: what's that? >> that's fine. i have a very long one. >> jimmy: it is fine. it does -- it gets the job done. [ laughter ] >> so --
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excuse me. i have a skirt, so i'll just do this. >> jimmy: sorry about this. i apologize. so this is -- >> so, first -- [ laughter ] the first to get the pen in the bottle. >> jimmy: get the pen in the bottle, yeah. >> very easy. wins. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where's mine? i can't see where mine is. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: am i -- do i not have one? >> i'll leave you there. >> jimmy: no, there it is. >> no! yes! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: want to try to do it together? >> what do you mean? >> jimmy: well i'll hook into yours. we can do it like this. >> hook yours into mine? >> jimmy: yeah, here. turn your thing around. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, and then -- this is a new -- there's a new take on it. so we'll put this guy on here. >> okay. >> jimmy: and we'll use your bottle. >> it's the lucky one. >> jimmy: yeah. all right, ready? [ laughter ]
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all right. it happens sometimes. [ laughter ] >> should we do -- that maybe. there we go. >> jimmy: okay. here we go. roots. >> okay, this all is happening. >> jimmy: oh, sorry about that. here we go. here we go. oh, yeah, thanks. >> maybe we'll just do that. you just need to be cross -- >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> okay. ♪ [ laughter ] wait. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't fall. >> wait, i think -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my god. i think we didn't cut it. go before. we did it in there before i ruined -- >> we did get it in. >> jimmy: alicia vikander, everybody. "jason bourne" is in theaters next friday. celine dion joins us after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a five-time grammy award winning artist. who has sold over 250 million albums worldwide! [ cheers and applause ] her latest album, "encore un soir," comes out august 26th, and starting in september, you can see her live as she continues her vegas residency at caesars palace. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one and only celine dion! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: you look gorgeous. welcome back to the show! [ cheers and applause ] oh, welcome back to the show. you look gorgeous. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's such a pleasure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, we love you so much. [ cheers and applause ] congrats to the album. comes out august 26th. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you are off to -- going back to vegas? >> yes. i'm going to go back home for a a few shows. i just came back from france to do a little mini tour -- >> jimmy: oh yeah? >> and so i'm coming home to do some shows in montreal and quebec, and then going back home in vegas to perform and continue my performances over there. >> jimmy: what is it like -- >> i've got a french album and preparing an english one as well. [ cheers and applause ] so what i'm trying to say is that you don't have to -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> because when you say "encore un soir" -- >> jimmy: [ imitating french ] [ light laughter ]
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>> it's beautiful. >> jimmy: thank you. >> it means one more night. [ light laughter ] ♪ one more night one more night i can't wait forever ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this residency in vegas, i remember when you started doing this, this is probably around, was it 2 2003 or maybe or something? >> oh, i don't know anymore. i don't know how to count. [ light laughter ] but r.c., my oldest is 15 and a a half, and he was not even two when we moved there. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i was supposed to do like three weeks. two years. then i got there five years. they said to me, before we started, and that's a true story, before the project started, they built that coliseum for our show with the cirque du soleil, celine dion is going to come and sing. and they said, oh, gosh, the "titanic" is going to sink again. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> and then we were, like, oh,
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the titanic is going to sink again. and then at one point, you have to just not listen to everybody, focus and believe or not in what you're doing, so we all focused and said, we're going to give it a try, and the titanic one thing is that, i'm glad i sang the song. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because i think i said it before, but i don't do television so much, so i -- i didn't want to record the song. >> jimmy: you didn't want to do that song? >> no. >> jimmy: "my heart will go on?" >> i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: [ speaking foreign language ] oh, my goodness. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'm shocked. i can't believe my ears or eyes. >> i'm so happy that my people don't listen to me. [ laughter ] everything i say. i just hit my chest, and i go on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: by the way, did you see ariana grande doing an impression of you when she was on the show? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, my gosh.
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it was like -- [ laughter ] okay. >> jimmy: it was good. ♪ >> come on. >> jimmy: but no -- yeah. ♪ ♪ come on ♪ >> jimmy: so again, you saw it? >> she's so good. i love her. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. >> she's that tall. >> jimmy: yeah, she's very -- [ laughter ] a little bit tall. ♪ itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout ♪ >> jimmy: no, yeah, yeah, yeah. but i was thinking it would be kind of fun -- [ laughter ] >> what i'm saying? grande. >> jimmy: no, yeah, no, yeah. ariana grande. >> mucho grande. >> jimmy: yeah. she's, like -- [ laughter ] like venti, venti, venti, venti. but i was wondering if you would like to play the "wheel of musical impressions" with me. >> no, because -- [ laughter ] no one can win -- >> jimmy: you have to. [ laughter ] [ applause ]
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i have a show to do. you have to do this. >> i'm not -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, no, no, no. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i know. [ laughter ] come on, it'll be fun, it'll be fun. you'll love it. >> i'm not an impersonator. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll play it. stick around, celine dion and i are playing "wheel of musical impressions" when we get back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ and these are the lungs. (boy) sorry. (dad) don't worry about it. (vo) at our house, we need things that are built to last. that's why we got a subaru.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, fantastic. thank you, roots. welcome back, we are here with the one and only celine dion, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] now, celine everybody knows you as a great singer and great performer, but what you may not know is that you're also a a great impressionist as well. >> no, i'm not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, you are. we're playing the game. >> it's not true. >> jimmy: we're playing the game.
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>> where did you hear that? >> jimmy: we're playing the game. we're playing the game. [ laughter ] >> you're so funny. >> jimmy: thank you. with that in mind, it's time for a game called "wheel of musical impressions." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're going to hit this button here, all right. this is bluetooth, it activates the musical impressions generator. it will land on one random singer that one of us can do. and then the name of the song that i think we all know. >> i know your show. i know -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's just that i -- >> jimmy: you'll be perfect. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here we go. why don't you go first? just press the button and you'll see how much fun it is. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] no, you'll love it. you'll be good. [ beeping ] here we go. here we go. artist? cher. you can do cher -- frere jacques. no, it's like -- >> not cher. >> jimmy: no, you -- you must know cher. >> her song? >> jimmy: well it's -- >> and she's my friend. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: she's your friend.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ frere jacques frere jacques dormez-vous dormez-vous ♪ ♪ i don't wanna hear a ding dang dong i don't wanna hear a ding dang dong ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i don't need you anymore i don't need you anymore oh i don't need you anymore ♪ ♪ do you believe in life after love ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know how i'm going to top any of that. but here we go. [ laughter ] >> your turn. [ beeping ] >> jimmy: cher, michael jackson. doing "one dance." ♪ ♪ yeah yeah no no no no yeah yeah ♪ are you okay ♪ ♪ jimmy are you okay jimmy are you okay are you okay jimmy ♪ ♪ jimmy are you okay are you okay ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i need a one dance i got a hennessy in my hand one more time before i go ♪ ♪ high powers taking a hold on me i need one dance
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got a hennessy in my hand ♪ ♪ one more time before i go higher power taking ahold of me ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah no no yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ no no yeah yeah yeah no no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: celine, after you. >> i'm scared. >> jimmy: don't be scared. ♪ no no yeah yeah ♪ ♪ press the button it's not my job just press the button press the button ♪ ♪ yeah yeah ♪ >> jimmy: press. [ beeping ] >> press. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: rihanna. rihanna doing "row, row, row your boat." you know "row row, row your boat." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ row row row row row row row your boat
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gently down the stream stream stream stream stream ♪ ♪ gently down the stream stream stream stream stream ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wait, wait. woah, woah, woah. rihanna, rihanna. kids are watching. this is good. hey, rihanna! [ cheers and applause ] children. >> you are telling me to imitate people. >> jimmy: there are children watching, rihanna, please. [ laughter ] my turn. ♪ work work work work work row row ♪ >> when it goes with that. >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] >> your turn. i hope you get a -- hard one. [ beeping ] ♪ yeah yeah >> jimmy: i can do johnny cash. oh, c is for cookie, that's a a good one. [ light laughter ] >> no, c is for celine. >> jimmy: c is for celine, yeah. ♪ >> this is a horse. ♪ c is for cookie that's good enough for me ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ c is for cookie that's good enough for me c is for cookie that's good enough for me ♪ ♪ oh cookie cookie cookie starts with c ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, one more, one more. do one more, please? one more? [ cheers and applause ] >> one, one, one, one more. >> jimmy: ready? all right, let's roll. >> and now you're pressing for me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> thank you. [ beeping ] what? >> jimmy: sia. >> oh, thanks so much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can do sia. yeah. "hush, little baby." ♪ like i'm going to buy you a a diamond ring. >> okay, i don't know why i need to stand up to sing. >> jimmy: yeah, you can do it. do you want a wig -- we don't have a wig. i wish i had a wig. >> well, do you have -- >> jimmy: i have a stuffed animal. ♪ hush little baby don't say a word
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mama's going buy you a mocking bird ♪ ♪ and if that mockingbird won't sing i'm going to buy you a diamond ring ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ a diamond ring i'm going to buy you everything ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! sia! sia! sia, over here! sia. sia, over here! [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, hi, sorry. >> jimmy: fantastic. >> thank you, thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: we're that way. celine dion, everybody! >> thank you. thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for playing "wheel of musical impressions." we'll be right back with a a performance from celine. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, are you guys ready for this?
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[ cheers and applause ] performing "the show must go on," once again, celine dion! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ empty spaces what are we living for abandoned places i guess we know the score ♪ ♪ on and on does anybody know what we are looking for another hero ♪ ♪ another mindless crime behind the curtain in the pantomime hold the line ♪ ♪ does anybody want
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to take it anymore the show must go on ♪ ♪ ♪ the show must go on yeah ♪ ♪ ooh inside my heart is breaking my makeup may be flaking but my smile still stays on ♪ ♪ whatever happens i'll leave it all to chance another heartache another failed romance ♪ ♪ on and on does anybody know what we are living for ♪ ♪ i guess i'm learning i must be warmer now i'll soon be turning round the corner now ♪ ♪ outside the dawn is breaking
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but inside in the dark i'm aching to be free ♪ ♪ the show must go on yeah the show must go on yeah ♪ ♪ ooh inside my heart is breaking my makeup may be flaking but my smile still stays on ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ my soul is painted like the wings of butterflies ♪ ♪ fairy tales of yesterday will grow but never die i can fly my friends ♪ ♪ the show must go on yeah
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the show must go on yeah ♪ ♪ i'll face it with a grin i'm never giving in on with the show ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ooh i'll top the bill i'll earn the kill i have to find the will to carry on ♪ ♪ the show must go on yeah ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: celine dion! that's what i'm talking about. catch her live in las vegas starting in september.
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we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to alicia vikander, celine dion! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> carson: hey, gang.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> live from 30 rockefeller plaza, it's late night with seth meyers. tonight, carlo, featuring 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'mset meyers, this is late night, and we are live at 1:23 a.m. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. how's everybody doing this morning? [ cheers and applause ] all right. in that case, let's get to the


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