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on a loop. >> i am guessing it on the website. >> how do we look tomorrow? >> we will get a break at least in terms of the hotter weather, it will be cooler in the afternoon. and temperatures will soar and up to 100. east bay an average of 102 for interfere val interior valleys. we will see the numbers going down by saturday at 96 and noticeable difference at 89, tomorrow, a short stay. >> he has authorized everyone to go to work in shorts. >> okay, jeff said it, let's do it. night folks. test. test. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- michael fassbender, abby elliott, musical guest bastille. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 508 massachusettes! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, welcome, please! sit down. welcome, enjoy yourselves. hot crowd tonight, a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] here in new york city. welcome, everybody, welcome to the "tonight show."
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thank you so much for being here. here's what -- i love you, too. [ cheers and applause ] so sweet. you make me feel good. thank you very much. it's going to be a fun show tonight. here's what everyone's talking about, though. of course, it's the democratic convention which began last night. there were several big moments. by the end, everyone was chanting, "i'm with her." unfortunately for hillary, they were talking about michelle obama. but -- [ laughter ] it was great. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. michelle gave a really great speech last night, but she wasn't the only one. bernie sanders gave the final speech of the night, which kept being delayed by applause. bernie was, like, "please stop with the clapping, you'll make the lights go on and off again. [ laughter ] i can't -- i have one in my house." [ applause ] during his speech, bernie sanders said that he knows people are disappointed with the results of the primaries, saying, quote, "i think it's fair to say nobody's more disappointed than i am." [ laughter ]
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at which point, jeb bush threw his empty haagan daas container at the tv. "what about me?" [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> steve: stee-rike! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was three beers. >> steve: yeah, three beers. >> jimmy: he's pretty fun to hang out. >> steve: bowled 301. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how do you bowl 300 and lose? bernie sanders also said that this election is about the future we create for our children and grandchildren. bernie's grandchildren were so touched that they immediately told their grandchildren.
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[ applause ] touching. eva longoria also spoke last night and said, quote, "a latina from south texas is introducing the first black senator from new jersey on the week we nominate our first woman candidate for president." and everyone at home playing a a convention drinking game passed out. they're like -- [ laughter and applause ] wow. [ light laughter ] badminton. >> steve: yeah, badminton. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: actually, boyz ii men actually opened up the democratic convention yesterday, performing -- [ applause ] we love boyz ii men. performed their hit "motown philly." yeah. they closed out the show with bernie sanders singing "it's so hard to say good-bye to yesterday." it's -- i know. [ applause ]
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♪ it's so hard to say good-bye to yesterday day day day ♪ [ cheers and applause ] guys, i saw that the first night of the democratic convention had 3 million more viewers than the first night of the republican convention. you can tell the ratings were good when nbc announced its new show "chicago michelle." [ laughter ] [ applause ] now that we're into the general election, hillary clinton's really starting to go after donald trump. in fact, yesterday she called trump's border wall, quote, "imaginary wall." lhh which would be funny if a a year ago we were not talking about trump's imaginary chances at actually being elected president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] and get this, hillary clinton's campaign launched a game app on sunday where you can complete challenges and get real rewards including an autograph from hillary clinton. we actually have a clip from the game. looks pretty fun. [ pop ] [ ding ] >> deleted! [ laughter ] deleted! deleted!
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deleted! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pretty good. it's good. check this out. d.j. khaled said in a new interview that he wants to snapchat the birth of his first child. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] his family will always be like, "oh, we're always going to remember this, and it's gone." [ laughter and applause ] what filter was that? and, finally, this is just weird. police in the u.k. are looking for a man who likes to ride his bike naked at night. apparently, he's the first person to be reported to the police by his own bicycle. [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, guys. welcome, everybody.
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we have a great week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, jason bourne himself, matt damon will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's exciting. matt and i are going to face off in a game of "box of lies." [ audience oohs ] be sure to tune in for that. then later this week, will smith will be here, margot robbie will be. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll have music from usher. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: you don't want to miss it. it's a hot week. but first we have a fantastic show tonight. from the new movie "the life between oceans," michael fassbender is joining us. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a good man. later in the show i'm challenging michael to a game of "frozen blackjack." like blackjack except -- >> steve: but frozen. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: let it go. >> jimmy: no, no. >> steve: you want to hit? >> jimmy: no, not like that. nothing to do with the movie. no. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: have you seen "frozen"? >> steve: the movie? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: i've seen it like 50 times, are you kidding me? i watch it on dvd almost every night. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you telling me you got "frozen" on dvd? >> steve: i got two copies of "frozen" on dvd.
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that way, if i'm upstairs watching it, i start it at the same time in the basement, so if i go down in case i have to get a tool, i can watch it on the basement on dvd. >> jimmy: i only have a a basement. [ laughter ] i haven't built the other floor yet. >> steve: oh, my gosh. you telling me -- what are you going to do with the other floors? >> jimmy: right now i live in a a underground bunker. [ light laughter ] and when i get in there, i watch "frozen" on dvd. >> steve: how big is the tv? >> jimmy: blu-ray. >> steve: blu-ray dvd? >> jimmy: yeah that's right. >> steve: how big's the tv? >> jimmy: about 43 inches. [ laughter ] >> steve: 43 inches. underground, 43 inch tv, blu-ray "frozen" on dvd. that's living the life. >> jimmy: you won't even believe it. and you know how i connect the dvd to my tv? >> steve: how is that, my friend? >> both: monster cables! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: gold plated. >> jimmy: just throw them in, yeah. plus from the very funny show "odd mom out," abby elliot is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah, abby! >> jimmy: we love abby!
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she's fantastic. >> steve: she's a delight. >> jimmy: she's fantastic on that show. and we got great music, you guys, oh, my gosh. i always love when we have -- i love music obviously, but man, these guys came, and they brought it. bastille is here, you guys. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they brought it tonight. they are fantastic. it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of the democratic national convention. it kicked off yesterday in philadelphia. the republicans had their week. now it's the democrats' turn. let's take a look at the pros and cons of the democratic national convention. here we go. pro, michelle obama gave a a powerful, moving speech last night. con, if you missed it, just watch the melania trump speech eight years from now. [ laughter ] [ applause ] it's that good. it's that good.
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>> steve: that good of a a speech. >> jimmy: pro, hearing tim kaine shout to latina voters, "yo soy tim kaine." con, hearing hillary shout to her assistant "yo, soy latte." let's go! [ applause ] >> steve: hurry up. >> jimmy: hurry up. pro, hillary leaks is an e-mail scandal exposing dnc bias against bernie sanders. con, bernie leaks is what happens when he forgets to take his flomax. [ audience ohs ] awkward situation. >> steve: happens to the best of us. >> jimmy: you don't want to be in that position. >> steve: yeah, depends. it all depends. >> jimmy: it all depends. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] pro, the convention is chaired by ohio representative marcia fudge. [ light laughter ] con, or as chris christie put it, "i'm with her." wait, come on -- [ applause ] >> steve: forget about it. >> jimmy: pro, celebrity attendees included katy perry, demi lovato, lady gaga and eva longoria. con, or as bill clinton put it, "i'm with them." i mean that -- [ applause ]
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>> steve: he's with them? >> jimmy: no, he's there as well is what i'm saying. he's there as well. >> steve: he agrees with them politically. >> jimmy: pro, dropping balloons at the end of the convention. con, watching them all stick to bernie sanders' head. [ laughter ] [ applause ] pro, the symbol for democrats is a donkey. con, which explains their new slogan, "dat ass, though." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: really? that's theor new slogan? >> jimmy: i think so. >> steve: incredulous. >> jimmy: and finally pro, hillary clinton's slogan is "i'm with her." con, the full slogan is "i'm with her because i was gonna be with bernie sanders but then that didn't work out and my other option is donald trump, so yeah." [ cheers and applause ] there you have it. those are the pros and cons. we'll be right back with michael fassbender, ladies and ♪ i'm free to do what i want and have a good time.♪
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nominated actor starring in a a new film opposite alicia vikander called "the light between oceans," which is in theaters september 2nd, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome michael fassbender! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, love you, buddy! good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming back to the show. >> thanks for having me, man. >> jimmy: i don't think i've seen you since you got nominated for another academy award, for steve jobs, buddy. congratulations on that. [ cheers and applause ] is that exciting? do you get excited about those? i mean that's like the biggest award ever. i mean, do you still, or, like, i did it, right? >> uh, no. its exciting, and you know, and an element of
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excitement in being nervous, but it was fun. nice to have my family there. >> jimmy: you bring your mom and dad to all the things? >> yeah, everywhere. their kind of still chaperoning me, actually. >> jimmy: they really are. since gradeschool, yeah. >> that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: they must be excited to it's a thrill for them right? >> for sure, with my sister as well. she lives in california. so she came down with her two boys. so that was nice. >> jimmy: the whole family. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. are they cool? do they like go, oh, my gosh, >> jimmy: he bothers you? >> kind of. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what would he, like, do? >> no, he's going to be watching this, so embarrassed now. um, it's terrible. >> jimmy: no. >> no, he went up to william defoe one time, i remember him giving him advice on something he hadn't even seen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like, dad, what are you doing? >> it was like the umbrella around the neck and pulled him over. >> jimmy: my parents come to the show all the time. they come and, you know, i love
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them. they are great. and their always backstage. my mom just kind of wanders around. she's like, she ends up in like michael mcdonald's dressing room she's like, "i thought this was the ladies' room. i didn't know where i was going." and i go yeah. [ light laughter ] >> and he goes, ♪ what a fool believes you got to get out of my dressing room ♪ ♪ i'm going to call the police now ♪ >> jimmy: it's awful, awful. also, my mother doesn't really sound like that, but i, >> but michael mcdonald does? [ laughter ] my mom sings like michael mcdonald. growing up, everything, just like -- ♪ it's a boy ♪ we'll name him jimmy ♪ the school bus is waiting for you ♪ [ laughter ] he's so good. >> love him. let's talk about your new film, this is "the life between oceans." >> yeah. >> jimmy: you and your costar, alicia vikander, oh gosh, i love her. she's my favorite. every thing i see her in, she's fantastic. and it's a beautiful story. i don't want to get into too much what it's about because it's heart breaking.
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it's beautiful. >> yeah. it's pretty heart breaking. it's kind of an old-fashioned sort of story in a way. it's, you know, there's no real clear villain or good guy or anything like that. it's about loss and love and forgiveness, i guess. it's a story of a couple that ends up sort of, going on an island, living there, and he's a lighthouse keeper, and they try and have, >> jimmy: i always wanted to be a a lighthouse keeper. >> me too. >> jimmy: no, i really did. >> did you really? >> jimmy: i really did. >> why? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know, they just looked cool. >> the isolation. it misses, the isolation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you, my therapist now? [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: i always wanted to be or even in ireland you get a a nice lighthouse and just make it into like a fun party house, and have a fireman's pole in the middle. >> yeah, okay. >> jimmy: and you go down. >> okay, combine. >> jimmy: yeah, i love spiral staircases. >> okay. >> jimmy: so i do that all the
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way up to the bedroom, and then wake up in the morning and fire pole down the middle. >> i always wanted to have a a slide from my bedroom to the bathtub. you know, lets say the bathtub was down on the bottom floor, you could have it sort of syncronized, hopefully it would work, that would fill with water and you wouldn't slide into an empty bathtub. but you can have another slide that takes you right out the front door and then you can have another slide that takes you down to the kitchen. i saw it on "ripley's believe it or not" one time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i think it was a a board game. i think it was like chutes and ladders. that was a different -- [ laughter ] either way its fun. i was more of a candyland guy myself. [ laughter ] but i want to show everyone a a clip here. here is michael fassbender in "the light between oceans." take a look at this. >> take me out to see janus, will you. >> what? >> i want to see it. i want to see where you hide yourself away. >> i'm afraid that would be against commonwealth rules.
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the only one allowed in janus is the keeper's wife. >> then marry me. [ laughs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's beautiful, yeah. that's a real one. you look good with a mustache. you look good with a lot of things. >> my best acting is from the back of my head. >> jimmy: you're costar alicia vikander taught me this swedish game called "pen and bottle." >> yes. >> jimmy: have you ever played this? >> oh, i have indeed. >> jimmy: you have? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you okay at it? >> i'm pretty good, yeah. requires a good squat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it really does. i think it says that on the board game when you take it home. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: requires a good squat. >> you have to do warm up exercises. >> jimmy: we have a pen and a a bottle and a string here. >> cool. >> jimmy: you want to play pen and bottle really quick? >> for sure. for sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'll put the bottle down here.
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>> on this little star? >> jimmy: yeah it's yours. all right, so you put the pen, the string and the pen and everyone can do this at home, all the kids are playing this. >> so simple. >> jimmy: all the kids are playing this. you think it's pokemon go, but it's this. [ laughter ] >> okay so what are we doing here? you put the pen, >> no, no. you don't know. it's the opposite. no, no, no. put it around the back. >> okay yeah gotcha, gotcha. >> jimmy: put it around the back. >> tighten it first, though, right? >> jimmy: yes, yes, yes. you tighten it. and then here you go. you see it? >> should button this up a a little. >> jimmy: i'm moving too much. where's yours? >> okay good, good. yours is quite short. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, it's wrapped around my waist. it should be, yeah. [ laughter ] it's actually quite long. [ laughter ] all right. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: all right, buddy.
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can we face the opposite way? >> i don't know, you started this. >> jimmy: oh, yeah i did start this. >> okay are we going this way? >> jimmy: how we doing this, buddy? okay, here we go, ready. >> count it. >> jimmy: pen in the bottle, one, two, three! [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, i lost it. i'm off center. [ cheers and applause ] oh! ♪ >> jimmy: i'm a pro now! i'm a pro at it. i'm going to the pro circuit. mike and i are going to play another game. got, "frozen blackjack," after the break. you'll get redemption after the break, we'll see what happens. that was not bad. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i know, i know. just keep breathing, honey. [doctor] give meone big push, c'mon. it looks good, babe, it looks good. ohhhhhweee! woah!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: michael fassbender! [ cheers and applause ] his new movie, "the light between oceans" is in theatres september 2nd. we're about to play a game called frozen blackjack. it's blackjack with a twist. the twist? the winner gets to pour a a pitcher of water down a a funnel into the loser's pants. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. >> jimmy: michael, are you ready? i will deal to you first. >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: now do you trust i didn't stack the deck? i can burn a couple if you -- >> no, i trust ya. >> jimmy: you sure? >> yeah. [ light laughter ] shall i go first? no, i'm kidding. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] here we go. it works like this. oh. >> that's good. >> jimmy: not good. >> that's good. >> jimmy: mine's down. >> i like that. three is a lucky number for me. >> jimmy: oh, okay. that's 4 or 14. >> perfect. >> jimmy: can i hit you?
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>> hit it. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: cool, man. >> okay. >> jimmy: 18. >> i'll stay. [ cheers and applause ] maybe this is rigged. >> jimmy: oh, man. [ audience ohs ] one of five, one of five, right? >> ten. >> jimmy: five, five, five, five, five. oh! let's shuffle these up. >> so the entire thing goes down your pants? >> jimmy: no, you can -- it's up to you. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> alright, okay. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hold on a second. [ laughter ] alright, here we go. >> okay, so you're saying -- you're saying. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i see you. [ cheers and applause ] oh! oh, okay, go!
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oh! i go ya. you don't want to do the whole thing all at once? come on, dude. all right, all right! [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah! ♪ >> oh, it's still going. [ light laughter ] okay. >> jimmy: alright, good. that's the ice there. [ light laughter ] >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> lucky it's hot out there. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i think a cube went down there. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. it's, like, oh, my gosh. >> okay. >> jimmy: oh, oh, oh. >> ready? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, i'm ready, man. let's go. >> let's go faster. >> jimmy: you wanna do it, man. go for it. >> one up? >> jimmy: flip it over. one up. seven! that's awesome. i'm gonna win this one. >> one for me? it's up? >> jimmy: one down. down for you. then up for me. >> oh. >> jimmy: there you go! that's -- >> very good. >> jimmy: what i'm talking about. >> oh. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no.
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alright, gosh, i'm a bad gambler. i'm a bad gambler, i'm a bad gambler, but you gotta know when to hold them and i'm just gonna -- >> know when to fold 'em. >> jimmy: i'm just gonna -- [ light laughter ] i'm crying, i'm crying. on the inside. i'm going to stay. >> you're gonna stay? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you should stay, probably. >> jimmy: yeah, i should, right? 17? 13, that's never good. that's never good. >> that's never good. >> jimmy: alright, this is exciting. >> it's better than 14 or 15. 14, 18! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you kidding me! this stupid game. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i feel you're gonna come strong in the last hand. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, yes! yes, oh! oh, yes!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> it's still going. it's still going. >> jimmy: i know, i know. trust me, i can tell. [ laughter ] >> we got no water left. >> jimmy: we don't. that's why we have to bring in the secret weapon. >> oh, no! [ audience ohs ] it is rigged! it is rigged! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is so -- >> it's so rigged. it's so rigged. >> jimmy: it's so nice having you here, man. [ laughter ] >> oh, man. >> jimmy: it's been a pleasure. [ laughter ] oh, man, it's going to wake you up, buddy. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: here we go. one for you, right? >> alright. >> jimmy: six, that's decent. >> not good, not good. [ laughter ] oh, not bad. >> jimmy: what is going on? >> should i double down? >> jimmy: i think triple down. >> can i get two of those? >> jimmy: here we go right here. what do i got? >> oh. >> jimmy: again? alright, ace is 17 possibly.
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>> yeah, i'm gonna have to take one. >> jimmy: i feel like i'm gonna lose this again. >> oh, 17. i'm gonna stay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we haven't seen that many low cards. >> no, we haven't. we haven't. >> jimmy: the audience thinks -- the audience wants you to go for it. >> what should i do? [ cheers and applause ] i just see one person going, no, no, no. >> jimmy: come on. you never know, man. you could get 21. >> hit it. i'm gonna hit. hit it. >> jimmy: you're the best. >> oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're the best. you're a good sport. >> let's just see what you had. just so we see. 14. >> jimmy: i would have had 24. i would have busted. >> you would have busted. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i would have been dry going home tonight. >> jimmy: no, this is fantastic. >> so be it. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] okay. >> jimmy: is it in there? >> it's in there?
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there's a little bit of residue. there's still a bit of residue. yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] oh, oh, oh! woo! ♪ ♪ oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: michael fassbender, everybody! "the light between oceans" is in theatres, september 2nd. abby elliott joins us next. go see his movie. he's the man, come on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest stars on the highly entertaining television series "odd mom out" now in its second season, which you can see monday nights at 10:00 pm on bravo. please welcome the very lovely, the very talented abby elliott!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, abby! >> jimmy! oh, i got lipstick on your face. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: oh, that's fine. i like it. no, that's cool. >> oh, it's cute. yes. just own it. >> jimmy: own it. i'm leaving it on. >> i just met michael fassbender backstage. >> jimmy: you did? >> i did. >> jimmy: how is he doing? >> he's amazing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, he is my celebrity exception with my husband to be. so, he's like my get out of jail free card. my hall pass. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i'm hoping that we have security back there to make sure everything goes by okay. >> i mean -- >> jimmy: he's a, yeah, he's a a tall drink of water right there. >> he is. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. [ light laughter ] abby, i'm so proud of you, i kind of feel like i've seen your whole career. >> yeah! >> jimmy: because i was there when you first got cast in "saturday night live." >> yes. >> jimmy: you're the youngest female cast member ever.
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[ cheers and applause ] 21. >> yep, i was 21. yeah. >> jimmy: 21, but like i watched you grow, and now you're killing it "odd mom out." you're getting married. >> i'm getting married. >> jimmy: who are you marrying first of all? he didn't even ask my permission. [ light laughter ] i feel like your dad. >> i didn't realized i need to. >> jimmy: no, i feel like your dad. >> he -- >> jimmy: who is he? do i know him? >> his name is bill kennedy. he is a writer for "house of cards." >> jimmy: is he kennedy, kennedy? >> he is -- he's a kennedy of the canadian kennedys. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, okay, alright. that's interesting, yeah. he's a writer on "house of cards?" >> he's a writer on "house of cards." >> jimmy: oh, i love "house of cards." >> so wonderful. he's my dream man, so excited to marry him in september. >> jimmy: oh, i'm so happy for you. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations! congratulations to bill as well. did you have your bachelorette thing? >> i did. i had my bachelorette -- >> jimmy: was it wild? >> in nashville. >> jimmy: yes, i love nashville. [ cheers and applause ] isn't that fun? >> it's the best town. i love it so much. >> jimmy: no, it's one of my favorite places ever. >> it was so great. like, 14 girls, we rented an air bnb. it was super fun. i, the first night, my maid of honor, my sister bridey, hired a male stripper to come over.
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[ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: alright, i don't know if i approve of this either, yeah. what was -- yeah, what was his act? >> so, he came in as a hockey player. >> jimmy: oh, wait. he was a hockey player? >> his name was jessie. his name was jessie. he came in as a hockey player, yeah. it was like an homage to my high school boyfriend who was the captain of the hockey team. thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: loser. nice try, loser. [ laughter ] >> but, yeah, so jessie came in the first night. >> jimmy: i love jessie. did he just announce his name when he comes in? >> yes. like, jesse in the house. >> jimmy: i'm jessie, open up! >> he came in, he had jessie's girl playing on a, [ laughter ] like a little boom box. but like, so everybody was, like, coming in from, like, flights, like trickling in. it was the first night. >> jimmy: all your friends, yeah. >> yeah. and he came at, like, 8:30 p.m. >> jimmy: and he says, "i'm jessie!"
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>> like we're all sitting -- >> jimmy: and then jessie's girl plays? >> yeah, he comes in -- >> jimmy: on a boom box? >> on like a little, he brings a little boom box. like, we're all like -- [ laughter ] like, he walked into a a nancy meyers' movie. [ laughter ] we're like -- >> jimmy: all white. everyone's drinking wine. >> we have like cheese and charcuterie laid out and we're wrapped in like cashmere blankets. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> and he comes in, like, everyone's sitting on the couch, like, oh, my gosh. so, you know, he does his thing, he's like so sweet. you know, he's awesome, sweet, and totally -- >> jimmy: is that what you want from a stripper? [ laughter ] he's so sweet and really nice. >> well, he was very sensitive. >> jimmy: he baked us cookies afterwards. [ laughter ] sounds like a roommate. [ laughter ] >> be nice. >> jimmy: so, wait, sorry, he does this thing. i'm sorry i cut you off. >> no. he was very sensitive. like, he needed some positive reinforcement. [ laughter ] while he was doing his act. so, he would, like, do a move on top of me, and then, like, all the other girls would be like -- cheers and like whisper in my ear, like, was that okay? [ light laughter ]
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like, are you enjoying this at all? >> jimmy: a needy stripper. >> oh, yeah, you're so good. just keep doing what you're doing. it's really, like, everyone's loving it. yeah. so, you know, he just needed some -- he brought his own -- he brought a hundred singles of his own. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he made it rain on himself? >> to give to us to give, you know, to, like, throw at him. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> i mean, everyone was happy. it wasn't like, you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so we were, like, putting it in his panties and like -- >> jimmy: panties, come on. out of respect for jessie. he calls them undies. >> yeah, okay. >> jimmy: underoos. >> underoos. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> so, yeah. so he had -- >> jimmy: hundred bucks. >> hundred dollars just like strewn about the room. the living room, but, like, brightly lit living room by the way. >> jimmy: wasn't prepared for a a stripper or a show at all. >> no, no. this was like someone's house that we were in. >> jimmy: yeah. so he unplugged his boom box. >> yeah, so you know, at the end of the tease, he goes
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around, he's like, okay, let's get the dollars now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is the worst stripper i've ever heard. let's all come on. ♪ clean up clean up everybody everywhere clean up clean up everybody do your share ♪ >> it was totally that. so, we were all like, oh, my god, like searching like under like the sofa and the cushions. so we got all the like dollars and he's like counting them. [ laughter ] he's, like eating charcuterie. like, while, we're like, that's our prosciutto. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's our prosciutto. >> he counts the dollars like four times, coming up $2 short. we paid him like a good fee, plus tips. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, it wasn't like -- >> jimmy: you're the one that brought this play money. >> i think he thought that we were maybe like ripping him off like a couple bucks. >> jimmy: who is this guy? this guys a scam artist, man. >> yeah, so he finally, like, we found one of them, gave it
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to him, and then two weeks later i was, like, in my jean pocket, i'm like, oh, my god, this is jessie's dollar. [ laughter ] i found jessie's dollar. and, jimmy, i brought it. today. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> to give to you. ♪ as a memento. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: am i doing okay? am i doing all right? >> yeah. that's it. >> jimmy: is that okay? am i doing it right? is everything fine? is that cool? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: okay, right now. i'm sorry. >> oh, you're doing a good job. you should never -- you shouldn't feel bad about it. >> jimmy: i shouldn't? okay. everyone clean up. everyone pick up! goodbye! >> i'll then owe you the dollar. >> jimmy: goodbye! jessie out. hashtag me. >> no. >> jimmy: congratulations. and i'm honored. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> yes, yeah. keep that for good luck. >> jimmy: jessie, yeah. that's for you, buddy, yeah. gotta come on "the tonight show," if you wanna get it back.
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[ light laughter ] i wanna talk about your show, "odd mom out," congratulations on this. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it is so funny. [ cheers and applause ] if you haven't seen it, you gotta watch bravo at 10:00 p.m. jill kargman, man, she is funny. >> she's so funny. she's just like -- >> jimmy: and what a great voice. >> an open book. she's like totally, just, like, she could just, like, spew off these things. i'm just like, how'd you come up with that? and it just comes from her brain. >> jimmy: it's hilarious. >> like she doesn't need any training or anything. >> jimmy: you guys together work great. it's good. it's kind of like upper east side, kind of rich mom. >> yeah, i play quintessential upper east side momzilla, and jill kargman is loosely based on her life feeling like the odd mom out in, on the upper east side. >> jimmy: yeah, 'cause she just kind of says it like it is and calls it out, but it's smartly written. it's well-written, great writers on the show, and it just makes me laugh. and i was just so happy to see you on it. >> thanks. >> jimmy: oh, i gotta talk to you about this. it's great. the one about getting "hamilton" tickets is really funny. >> oh, yeah. very relatable for everyone. >> jimmy: yeah, you gotta see it. well, it's just, binge watch, you guys.
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it's really good. [ laughter ] i wanna show everyone a clip. here's abby elliott in next monday's episode of "odd mom out." take a look at this. >> will you be my re-bride? >> what? so, that's why you've been acting so weird! yes! the answer is yes! ♪ on one condition, and i think you know what that is. >> this? babe, no. because this is a symbol of everything that we've been through. it's a symbol of my emotional vulnerability, my openness. >> here you go. >> thank you. ♪ i can't believe it. we're getting married! >> again. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the man bun!
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he had to take off his man bun. >> yeah, never a good idea, a a man bun. >> jimmy: jessie, that was for you, pal. abby elliott, everybody. "odd mom out," monday night, 10:00 p.m. bravo. bastille performs for us after the break. stick around. you wanna see them? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ introducing t-mobile's most epic deal ever! get a free samsung galaxy for everyone in the family. that's right, free and get 4 lines for just 30 bucks a line.
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♪ >> jimmy: our next performer -- get ready, get ready, get ready! [ cheers ] they are a grammy-nominated band whose new album called "wild world" is out september 9th. performing their new single "good grief," please welcome bastille! [ cheers and applause ] >> so, what would you little maniacs like to do first? ♪ ♪ watching through my fingers watching through my fingers♪ ♪ shut my eyes and count to ten♪ ♪ it goes in one ear out the other one ear out the other♪ ♪ burning bright
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right till the end♪ ♪ now you'll be missing from the photographs missing from the photographs ♪ ♪ watching through my fingers watching through my fingers ♪ ♪ in my thoughts you're far away ♪ ♪ and you are whistling the melody whistling the melody ♪ ♪ crystallizing clear as day oh i can picture you so easily picture you so easily ♪ ♪ what's gonna be left of the world if you're not in it ♪ ♪ what's gonna be left of the world oh every minute and every hour ♪ ♪ i miss you i miss you i miss you more ♪ ♪ every stumble and each misfire i miss you i miss you i miss you more ♪ ♪ watching through my fingers watching through
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excuse me i've lost control of all my words ♪ ♪ so get drunk call me a fool put me in my place put me in my place ♪ ♪ pick me up up off the floor put me in my place put me in my place ♪ ♪ every minute and every hour♪ i miss you i miss you i miss you more ♪ ♪ every stumble and each misfire i miss you i miss you i miss you more ♪ ♪ watching through my fingers watching through my fingers ♪ ♪ 'cause every minute and every hour i miss you i miss you i miss you more ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how great is that?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to michael fassbender, abby elliott, bastille once again, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye everybody, thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- alicia vikander, host of "watch what happens live", andy cohen, comedian maria bamford, featuring the 8g band with matt cameron. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. very, very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. democrats held a roll call vote today to formally elect hillary clinton as their party's nominee. delegates had the option of voting either "no" or, "ugh, fine." [ laughter ]

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