tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC October 17, 2019 11:34pm-12:37am PDT
>> it's a barbie house. now they have a hispanic barbie. i can go. >> 60 bucks. i'm in for that. >> we'll be ken. >> looks fun. all the pink i'd go for it. >> it's friday. we made it. >> a dip in the pool if you have one. 75 saturday clouds roll in. sunday will be sunniest. next week it will be warm. watch out for fire weather. >> summer temperatures. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon
[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. look at you guys thank you very much! that's a hot crowd [ cheers and applause i love ya. mwah-mwah. i love ya. please have a seat welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause that's a good buzz here tonight. you guys, coming into work today, i saw a bunch of paparazzi outside, and i thought, "well, you've still got it, jimmy. and then i remembered my guest tonight is kim kardashian west so i go, okay, well -- [ cheers and applause i actually ran into kim backstage and asked if she would post a picture of us on her instagram. she was like, "no problem. that'll be $2 million. [ laughter ] let's get to some news here. tomorrow night is the third democratic debate on abc
so it will be "jeopardy!" and "wheel of fortune," followed by a debate full of people who watch "jeopardy!" and "wheel of fortune. [ laughter ] tomorrow's debate on abc is scheduled to be three hours long [ cheers ] american's are like, "um, the only thing we'll watch for three hours on abc is 'the bachelor'. okay [ cheers ] we'll watch four hours of that one. right now the candidates are making their way to the debate i saw that amy klobuchar and pete buttigieg were on the same flight look at this photo yeah [ laughter ] it got weird when bill de blasio walked by, like "peanuts headphones?" [ laughter ] it should be an interesting night, though. the debate will actually feature the top ten democrats. but there's still so many candidates, it could be hard to keep track >> tariq: not really it's biden, booker, buttigieg, castro, harris, klobuchar, o'rourke, sanders, warren, and yang >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause yeah not everyone has the list
memorized like you, tariq. >> steve: ha-ha-ha-ha. it's not a matter of memorizing, jimmy. it's a matter of staying informed biden, booker, buttigieg, castro, harris, klobuchar, o'rourke, sanders, warren, and yang [ cheers ] >> jimmy: good one, guys you both memorized the list to make me look bad but your average person doesn't know the whole list. and watch this miss, in the audience, can you name everyone running for president? >> me? >> jimmy: yes, you >> oh, god i mean -- biden, and bernie and elizabeth warren >> jimmy: see? i told you guys. it's not that easy >> there is also booker, buttigieg, castro, harris, klobuchar, o'rourke, and yang. and de blasio, bullock, bennet, gabbard, messam, and ryan are still running as well as williamson, steyer, sestak, delaney. and three republicans named walsh, sanford, and weld [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: impressive that's impressive. you're obviously an audience plant.
>> oh, i'm not a plant >> jimmy: well - >> but he is [ laughter ] >> hey, jimmy -- yeah, the candidates are biden, booker, buttigieg, castro, harris, klobuchar, o'rourke, sanders, warren, and yang. >> jimmy: all right, all right that's enough. let's just move on [ applause ] the plant knows everything stop move on. of course, the other big story is president trump firing national security adviser john bolton. some are saying that part of the reason trump fired bolton is because he never liked his mustache [ laughter ] i guess whatever animal is on bolton's lip didn't get along with whatever animal is on trump's head [ laughter ] [ growling ] actually, today john bolton's resignation letter was posted online look at this yeah i might be with trump on this one. anyone who folds a letter lengthwise should have been fired a long time ago. [ laughter ] who does that? speaking of trump, yesterday he gave a speech, but i saw that he had a little trouble with the word "deserve. take a look at this. >> you have never stopped working to improve this country and [ slurring ] a
a government - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that didn't sound anything like "deserve." >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: maybe it would it help if we slowed it down. dave, could we slow it down and see what that sounds like? >> improve this country and -- [ slurring ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that made it worse maybe if we slowed it down even more [ slurring ] no, i can't hear it. oh, i have an idea what if we played the clip in reverse? [ audio in reverse ] >> deserve [ audio in reverse ] >> jimmy: he said it hey, he said it! he said it in reverse! [ cheers and applause guys, we have a giant, great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause
>> jimmy: we have a fun show tonight. kim kardashian west is here! >> steve: oh, come on! [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: kim kardashian west is here. we're going to play a fun game later that involves our iphones. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: it's a brand new game we've never tried it before. also winnie harlow is here [ cheers and applause and i'm so excited for our musical guest tonight. oh, my goodness, iggy pop is here >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: tonight! [ cheers and applause >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: is this the plant talking? >> steve: yeah, the plant -- [ laughter ] >> hey, jimmy. >> steve: yeah, the plant was still involved >> jimmy: get the plant out of here is the plant is still here >> steve: yeah, the plant is still here >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right, get him out of here. [ light laughter ] and stop saying, "hey, jimmy." you can't talk to me all day >> steve: what's going on? >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. [ light laughter ] at least turn his microphone off. the plant -- it's blinking -- >> steve: how did the plant get blinking >> jimmy: he's a blinking plant.
hey, guys, if you know one thing about me, it's that i always try to be a positive pierre [ laughter ] >> steve: you always do. that's what i always say about you. >> jimmy: if you know one thing about me, guys, it's that i always try to be a positive pierre, not a negative norbert [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's the fourth track. >> jimmy: wow. i guess there was the rewrite -- >> steve: yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: in between rehearsal and now. >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: that's why whenever i need a pick me up, i go to my main source of spiritual strength can i have that card from the first one? [ laughter ] no, no, yeah, yeah, that's it. yeah i just want to show everyone this yeah, that's it. >> steve: guys, if you know one thing about me, it's that i always try to be a positive pierre, not a negative norbert >> jimmy: yeah >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: i'm going to give it to the plant [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> hey, jimmy.
hey, jimmy >> steve: you didn't think the plant should leaf. [ audience aws ] did you say that, or not >> jimmy: no, but i think that plant -- i think it's on pot [ laughter ] >> hey, jimmy! >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: so whenever i need a a pick me up, i go to my main source of spiritual strength it's inspirational quotes that your annoying friend posted on instagram. folks, it's time for a a brand-spanking-new segment called, "#blessed, #inspired." ♪ >> and now, #blessed #inspired [ applause ] >> jimmy: now our first inspirational quote is - ♪ nothing is impossible. except for putting a usb cable in the right way on the first try. that is actually impossible. [ cheers and applause that is actually - >> steve: i broke it
>> jimmy: here's another one, here ♪ we don't remember days, we remember moments like the moment when you finally paid me back for the lunch i bought you last week, sheryl [ laughter and applause here's one here's one right here. ♪ keep going, you're almost there. actually it turns out, there's construction up ahead. google maps just added 40 minutes to your travel time [ laughter and applause another 40 minutes put on a podcast, i don't know >> steve: come on, what are you going to do, man >> jimmy: here's another one ♪ don't rain on someone's parade if you really want to ruin a a parade, give the clowns bath salts. [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm going to eat your face whoa-ho! >> jimmy: i'm going to eat your face >> steve: there's 40 of us in this car [ light laughter ] we're a walking nightmare. >> jimmy: there were 41. >> steve: we ate him >> jimmy: we're down to our last quote >> steve: aw >> jimmy: it says -- ♪
[ audience aws ] [ laughter ] a majority of the crowd were psyched that we're at our last the majority or the crowd were happy it was over. >> steve: happy it was over. [ laughter ] three people three cat lovers were not psyched. >> jimmy: we're down to our last quote [ audience aws ] still not all the audience [ laughter ] >> steve: it goes up you notice that one went "aww! >> jimmy: i think it's - hold on a second, is this -- >> steve: what are you doing [ imitating phone ringing >> jimmy: control room >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: is this the last one >> steve: yeah, it is. are you sure you want it to be last one >> jimmy: yeah i want to do this one. all right, talk to you later >> steve: okay, hey, do me a a favor. >> jimmy: what's up? >> steve: don't be a negative norbert. [ laughter ] hey, wait. >> jimmy: we're down to our last quote, you guys [ audience aws ] i want to do more. it's the suits upstairs. [ light laughter ] >> steve: you want to do like a thousand of these.
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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we have a very special guest for a brand new game please welcome the one and only kim kardashian-west. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming >> hey >> jimmy: look at that a standing ovation they love you. they love you. come on. [ cheers and applause welcome back welcome, we love you welcome back >> aw, thank you >> jimmy: all right, thank you for being here it is time now to play "show me your phone." [ cheers and applause ♪ show me your phone >> jimmy: now -- >> okay. >> jimmy: here's how this is going to work. you and i will take turns hitting this button here, which
will randomly select one of these icons on the board cowill reveal something that you must share from your phone. [ laughter ] neither of us know what any of these will say we're just -- we're told to bring our phones >> yep >> jimmy: okay, and you're cool with this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, i don't know if i'm cool with it >> i think >> jimmy: yeah, i know i'm like, "all right." [ laughter ] all right, well -- >> i didn't even clean out my phone before >> jimmy: me neither i have no idea >> yeah. okay >> jimmy: but i have nothing to really clean out [ laughter ] >> yeah, i honestly, i don't either >> jimmy: yeah, all right. all right, here we go. since you're mest, y're up first >> okay. >> jimmy: when you're ready, hit that button. >> okay. [ generator sound >> jimmy: oh, okay, that's - >> text message? >> jimmy: show us the last text between you and your spouse. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: come on. it's only the first round. it's only the first round. >> wait, no one can see my password [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, someone's gonna figure it out. >> i'm unlike my husband where i show my passwords when i - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was the best. >> i'm on tv
>> jimmy: that was the best when he did that >> okay, okay. last text message. last text message. >> jimmy: you and kanye. >> okay, okay, okay, okay. you ready? it's fine. it's fine. it's so sweet. do i put it here >> jimmy: yeah ♪ nope [ laughter ] >> oh, wait. >> jimmy: your phone is locked >> ahh wait, sorry. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: what was that one? >> no, i got a text and something from kylie okay sorry, sorry, sorry. i don't know what's going on sorry. it popped up and i tried to swipe up the text and -- okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, let's see it here we go put it there and do not touch. ♪ your phone is now locked west lake -- [ audience aws ] the first ranch in our family. 50 years from now this will mean so much to us [ audience aws ] >> i told you, it's sweet. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it is sweet. what is that what is -- >> okay, so he got a ranch in wyoming. [ gasps and they're on the lake. it has something that's called west lake. so he took a picture of it and that's, like, a sign and he's so excited to maybe be moving to wyoming. i don't know
i don't -- well, not full time [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. here we go all right, this is my turn here >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: let me hit the button here [ generator sound last text from my wife, what would that be? >> what? >> jimmy: let the other person play any of your voice memos [ laughter and cheers >> do you do voice memos a lot >> jimmy: i do it too much actually, yeah >> really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll wake up at, like, 3:00 in the morning and just sing a song in my phone and think it's good. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: but they're mostly bad. but don't -- here just don't - [ laughter ] >> you know what i do on my voice memos? i record as i'm putting my kids to bed, i press "play" and i listen to their stories that they tell me for bed so one day -- i have them all from my nephew, mason, when i would babysit him. and so i hear the cutest things that they say that i'll play for them one day >> jimmy: that's a genius idea [ audience aws ] >> yeah. yeah >> jimmy: that's -- i meant to say that's what i do with my
voice memos. [ laughter ] all right, well, this is - pick a - >> okay. >> jimmy: pick voice memo. >> oh. >> jimmy: i don't know which one it's going to be they're all -- >> okay, okay, okay, okay. woah, you have so many okay [ light laughter ] i'll just play the first one i don't know >> jimmy: all right. >> so i just - >> jimmy: put it on this guy lock it in >> "i don't like this. that's what it's called. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a song called "i don't like this. ♪ and it's - >> okay, so i press that >> jimmy: yeah you press this and it -- it's not ready yet so you just know it's called -- ♪ no i don't like thi [ laughter ] no, no no i don't like this ♪ ♪ no no [ laughter ] colonoscopy ♪ >> jimmy: colonoscopy. [ laughter ] ♪ she's inside of me >> jimmy: she's inside of me it's a work in progress song about getting checked and anyways -- yeah [ laughter and applause it sounds like it's -- it sounds like it's a --
>> sounds like an old -- >> jimmy: yeah, i wish it was louder >> country folk song >> jimmy: sorry. all right, let's move on your turn. you can hit that button. >> oh, okay. [ generator sound >> jimmy: sorry. show us your last google search do you know how to do that [ laughter ] >> i don't - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't -- you can't -- >> you could have warned me so i could, like -- >> jimmy: you can't delete this >> clear search history. >> jimmy: okay, it's almost time >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: show us your phone >> oh, my god, you guys. this is so embarrassing. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: come on. >> oh, my god. do i have to >> jimmy: come on. just do it just do it >> you're not going to understand >> jimmy: no, i could -- i can figure it out. ♪ your phone is now locked is shapewear with pee hole better [ laughter ] [ fog horn ] [ applause ] >> okay, okay, okay.
>> jimmy: wait, is shapewear with pee hole better >> no, i just -- i just launched skims and i've been debating if i need a pee hole in certain of the things or if - because, like, i would - like, under a dress to, like, the emmy's or whatever i would, like, try to use the pee hole and then you pee all over yourself and it doesn't -- it doesn't work half the time anyway [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think you're the only person that googled that at all >> no. [ laughter ] no, this is such a legit question so - >> jimmy: of, course it's better, right? what was the -- what came up >> i mean, it's, like, mixed [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, here we go all right. it's my move here. here we go [ generator sound shapewear with a pee hole. what if mine lands on "clock"? what happens with "clock"? what time is it? what's your voicemail greeting when people call you >> ooh ♪ >> jimmy: normal, i think. just me going, "i'm not here." >> i don't even have voicemail [ laughter ] that's like ancient. does anyone have a voicemail
these days it's just like, "text me." [ audience reacts >> jimmy: are you serious? >> yeah. just text or call back >> jimmy: but what if it goes to you do i hear your voice going, "hey, i don't do this. >> no. [ laughter ] it's like -- [ imitates tone >> show us your phone. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, here it is this is it here, this is -- this is my greeting that people hear when you call me. >> okay. [ beatboxing ] ♪ leave a message at the beep like an eagle grab with the tallons ♪ ♪ you're leaving a message for jimmy fallon he's got various talents but listen he's got ♪ ♪ lots of [ bleep ] to do so please respect the balanc leave a message at the sound of the tone ♪ ♪ this is lin miranda freestylin' on his phone he paid a lot of money for this ♪ ♪ please be sweet and please leave a message at the sound of the beep ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: i'm very proud of that i don't get to hear that >> that is very good >> jimmy: i don't get to hear that that's lin-manuel miranda. >> oh, nice. [ cheers ] this is back when he was
doing -- >> oh, wow >> jimmy: yeah, he did -- he did "hamilton" over at the public >> yeah. wow. >> jimmy: and i won some charity thing for that thank you, lin okay, for our final round, our friend winnie harlow is on the show and she heard we were playing this game. she wanted to get in on the action she had an idea for something that we could do please welcome winnie harlow, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: take it easy on me take it easy us on, please oh, my god >> take it easy. >> jimmy: take it easy on us, please all right, winnie, what do you have for us? >> well, this last round is for both of you. >> okay. a challenge? >> are you guys ready? >> jimmy: yeah >> pick any photo from the other person's deleted folder and post it to instagram [ audience ohs ] ♪ >> wait, from deleted? >> yeah. so you know it's going be bad. 'cause it's in the deleted folder [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i feel like i'm going to have much worse photos of my
face - [ laughter ] -- than you will >> don't scroll too much [ laughter ] don't worry. >> jimmy: all right. >> it's all good in here >> jimmy: okay [ laughter ] that's not bad >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what you already found one? you look great in all of these >> can i ask your opinion? >> okay. >> is that funny like who takes pictures like this [ laughter ] >> that one, or that one >> jimmy: what are you looking at >> i like this one >> jimmy: "who takes pictures like this? >> i think that's the best one >> jimmy: you look great in all of these but where's -- where is this where is this one? did you post this one? >> oh, no, that's -- >> jimmy: where are you? in, like, a hotel or >> no. that's in my closet. and that's in a fitting wearing this outfit. there was a hundred of those, because i was trying on -- >> that's your closet? >> yes [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, your closet looks good >> i was trying on - don't go zoom in >> jimmy: i zoomed in a little bit.
[ laughter ] >> don't go zooming in >> jimmy: all right. >> i have, like, no make-up on [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you still look gorgeous >> wait, i literally -- you might have a booger in your nose in this one [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't get boogers in my nose that's not true. [ laughter ] okay >> okay. >> jimmy: i think i got yours. i'm going to do this one of you. >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go ♪ phone is locked in can we see what you look like? like - you look like you're - [ cheers and applause that's the worst photo i could find every one was gorgeous [ cheers and applause >> see you can laugh at that >> that was like, "hurry, i hate fittings. i think we got it. >> jimmy: all right. well, i'm going to post this >> okay. post it to my story. >> i think you got him, though >> okay. i got him beat [ laughter ] okay he got a good photo. >> jimmy: let me see it. ♪ [ laughter ] >> and i already - >> jimmy: is that -- that's not - [ laughter ] i didn't know what i was doing >> got it. >> jimmy: i was trying to get -- there's not anything in there. >> is that booger in there >> jimmy: you're a liar. [ laughter ] that is not at all that is actually real bad.
[ laughter ] it's actually awful. all right. so you're going to post that one. >> should i say, like, "i hacked jimmy's phone it's me. >> jimmy: yes. you know, please do that >> okay. wait, you don't follow me? >> jimmy: oh, my, that's not - [ audience ohs ] no, that is so last year no one follows anyone anymore. [ fog horn ] [ laughter ] it's like up there with voicemail. are you kidding me of course i follow you >> i need an extra follower, so i'm taking that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my thanks to kim kardashian-west. [ cheers and applause winnie harlow. stick around, we'll be talking to kim after the break i want to hear about wyoming [ cheers and applause ♪ pokes.
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"skims," which is available now on skims.com ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kim kardashian-west. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here i want to say congrats 'cause last time i saw you, now have a fourth child a fourth little baby [ cheers and applause ♪ >> yes >> jimmy: psalm. >> yeah, he's so sweet he's -- he's, like the most perfect angel baby >> jimmy: little psalm look at this - >> yeah. >> jimmy: how cute this baby is >> he's so much bigger than that now [ audience awes >> jimmy: oh, my god he's so cute oh, my gosh. >> he has brought full unity to the family >> jimmy: yeah >> like, all the kids get along now. they all feel, like, confident, and safe, and not having to compete for attention. they all feel, like, they have a buddy.
>> jimmy: yeah, oh really? that's who he is >> yeah. yes. >> jimmy: and is he what -- what inspired the wyoming of at all? >> what? >> jimmy: 'cause the family is getting bigger and bigger? >> uh, no, uh -- >> jimmy: are you -- is wyoming real? >> um -- [ laughter ] we love wyoming. >> jimmy: okay >> it's always been such an amazing place. uh, my husband did just buy a ranch there. >> jimmy: he did >> and, uh, yeah his dream and his vision is to move there um - >> jimmy: wow. >> i love l.a. [ laughter ] so, um, i envision summers i envision some weekends, but, yeah we love it and uh - >> jimmy: what do you -- what do you do guys out there >> well, so, it's, like, the prettiest place you've ever seen in your entire life >> jimmy: it's gorgeous. >> and even my sisters -- everyone, we've had this dream of getting a ranch and just spending our summers there and getting away but, he took me to go see it for the first time, like, maybe a week ago, before he bought it wanted my opinion. so he -- it's, like, you know, 5,000 acres or something so, we're driving, driving, driving up he says, "let's bring -- you know, we brought three of the kids
we go up to this cabin at the top. no electricity ipads died um - [ laughter ] three of us -- he -- he, like, falls asleep so now, i'm with the three kids no bathroom. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: no bathroom? >> yeah, it's, like, in the wilderness, like, in a -- in a a cabin. [ light laughter ] so, there's now no lights. i'm scared to death that a bear or something's gonna come. i don't even know if there are bears there, but some animal is gonna get us [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, it's, like, "hey, can i recharge my phone? [ laughter ] yeah, go, "oh, we don't have electricity. sorry, bear. [ laughter ] >> my phone dies there is literally, like, no service. no nothing i'm peeing in a bottle because there is, like, no bathrooms. >> jimmy: god -- and you have no pee hole in your shapewear [ laughter ] so now, what are you supposed to do? [ laughter and applause now, what are you supposed to do >> and i am just, like, losing my mind. >> jimmy: yeah >> and wake up, we, like, make breakfast on a fire thing. and we go down to the bottom of the hill and realize that there is a whole hotel, and a whole cabin, and a whole thing has been built
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're joking. >> he just -- he wanted a romantic little night for us up above and i'm, like, "that's not my vision of romance, babe. >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> like, no, no, no. >> jimmy: you gotta tell me. yeah you gotta -- i can't be -- >> you gotta warn me >> jimmy: in a tent -- >> i would have brought charged ipads with movies set to go. >> jimmy: you have a lot of things that you're coming out with this is your thing you're here for. >> shapewear >> jimmy: skims. this is shapewear. [ cheers ] >> yes >> jimmy: uh, now, talk to me about skims. [ applause ] >> yeah. so, i have always worn shapewear. like, i've always loved it, needed it. and i think it's, like, so uncool to really talk about. people think, like, girdles. and i just really wanted to bring something that was a a necessity of mine. and i hear a lot of women quietly talking about it but, i just -- i feel, like, i've been cutting up my own shapewear and making my own shapes and styles for so long, that i have been working on this for a really long time. and i'm just so excited to, you know, bring to it everyone that likes shapewear. >> jimmy: i love that you're doing this
>> yeah. >> jimmy: this is great. and will this be on, "keeping up with the kardashians," or not this season? >> um, i mean -- >> jimmy: maybe the end of it? >> i feel, like, courtney and i have been fighting so much that maybe a little bit of our fighting has to do with shapewear. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. well, i mean, this is what -- is it season 17 now? >> season 17 yes. >> jimmy: can you imagine, like - >> we're filming 18 now. it's -- it's insane. >> jimmy: did you ever dream, like, "oh, i'm going to be on a reality show." >> i -- i did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no >> no, when i was, like, 12-years-old, whenever "the real world" came out, i was obsessed and i saw it, and i was like - >> jimmy: me too >> -- "this is what i'm going to do. >> jimmy: but, why did you like a reality show did you just go, "i would be interesting on that? >> i just felt, like, "yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, i would never think, like, i'm that interesting. i would be, like, "i'm so boring." >> i just felt, like, everyone around used to always say, like, "oh, my god. your family is so crazy. if people only saw this. >> jimmy: yeah >> like, people would come up to me and be, like, "okay, no sitcom writer can write what this reality of your family is." [ laughter ] it's, like, "no one would believe it."
like, "okay, season this --" >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> you know, your stepdad will be your stepmom. or you know -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] >> or whatever it is like, no one would, you know - >> jimmy: yeah, no one would even come up with that yeah, you're right >> or, like, you're going to get married -- [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: real life is so much more interesting >> like, "hey, this season you're going to be married and then two months later you're not. [ laughter ] there's, like, no one could really imagine that this is our reality, but it is and it's hard at times to share it all the time. >> jimmy: yeah >> but, we collectively as a a family know when it's maybe too much on one person and we pull back on them. and we figured out a way to really -- and with all of that, like, even, you know, with my stepdad -- with everything, we love to share what we're really going through and we found that it's been really helpful for other people that are dealing with something similar. >> jimmy: sure >> and we love being so open about it all >> jimmy: also look at what else have you done i mean, it's taking you to new crazy heights where you're actually changing criminal justice reform and you're -- >> in this season, we -- you know, we filmed a little bit of
all of that in the white house and what we're doing, and what's going on. and i love, um, sharing that journey with people too. of me starting law school and really helping out >> jimmy: so, what's going on with the law school thing? are you really going to take it all the way? are you going to - >> yeah, i mean, that's my goal that's my plan i mean, you know, last night everyone was at a fun party. and i was in my room studying for a contracts test so, you know, i take it really seriously. i wouldn't -- i wouldn't have started something if i wasn't going to finish it and i hated school before. like, i was, like -- crunch time, i could do a test, but i just was not best student. i didn't really care i'm obsessed with school like, i love my attorneys at cut50 that teach me and that show me the way. and i just know it like, it's, like, second nature to me. and i really feel, like, if i know more, i can help more so, i'm so excited -- i love this journey that i'm on
>> jimmy: that's so cool that you're doing that. and on top of doing everything else and just -- [ cheers and applause i just love that's a chapter i didn't even know you were going to write it's so good >> yes >> jimmy: and now, you have a new make-up collaboration with winnie harlow >> yes >> jimmy: which we will talk about that when we come back from the break more with kim kardashian-west when we come back. stick around everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ this is excitement. we are literally going to hogwarts right now. this is unexpected. ahhhh! whoaaa! this is incredible. we just got off hagrid, and it is by far the best ride. this is universal. home of tripadvisor's number one park in the world. so come join us. get all three parks for just $53 a day, restrictions apply.
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>> jimmy: welcome back and thank you for being here i thought this was a cool thing. you're on the cover of "vogue" arabia >> yeah. >> jimmy: and look at this this is you right there on the cover of "vogue", looking gorgeous and -- [ cheers and applause >> that's my first "vogue. >> jimmy: and who -- who is this >> okay, so that the beautiful shahad i really wanted to do something powerful for my first cover with "vogue" arabia. i'm really close with, you know, the people behind the scenes there >> jimmy: yeah >> and we were having discussions for, like, a year about what would be really powerful and a good message. and we found her on instagram. and she was a fan of mine and posted side-by-side pictures of us like, "oh, my gosh i look like winnie." >> jimmy: yeah
>> so we found her somewhere in saudi arabia and flew her to shoot this cover. and, yeah, so -- >> jimmy: i mean, it's gorgeous >> this is what came of it >> jimmy: but then we were looking at this and i go - it was stunning. and i go, "i also saw a 'vogue' arabia cover of kim. >> whew. >> kim: i haven't even seen that yet, in person. >> jimmy: look at this that's gorgeous. >> kim: thank you. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you're both on the cover of "vogue" arabia like - >> thank you >> jimmy: is that how you guys ended up working together? how did you end up collaborating? >> kim: no, i feel like we've seen each other a while. >> couple times, yeah. >> kim: and there was something that i really needed advice on from winnie about, like, autoimmune issues that i was having and i talk about that a lot on my show this season. >> jimmy: yeah >> kim: so i didn't even know winnie and i think i asked kendall or someone for her number and i text you and i was like, "hey, it's kim k like, this is super weird that i'm reaching out to you. but i wonder if you would be open talking to me about some of your autoimmune issues, because i'm suffering from them and i have people close to me
that are." and i really wd her inion and advice and she was like, "absolutely. call me. and we spoke and she gave me the best advice and i feel like we just bonded from there and started our relationship from that. >> yeah, we spoke for like an hour >> jimmy: really >> kim yeah. >> yeah, it was incredible >> jimmy: i just text people [ laughter ] >> no, apparently you leave voicemails >> kim: yeah, i was going to say, voicemails. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. so then you came up with this. >> i am going to melt. >> jimmy: i mean, how cool is this >> kim: so, you guys, winnie and i have been doing this collab i am big facetime-er because i need, like, you know to text, like - i need her to see, like, textures and colors. and if i'm working on it, like, i'm in zone. i'll be, like, facetime-ing her and she'll be, like, in a restaurant hiding in the bathroom like, trying to look at all the colors that i'm showing her. >> or, like, in bed with my bonnet on. no wig [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really >> kim: i'm, like, notorious for calling people, like, middle of the night, facetime. like, "wait, wait, but i have
thought of this color. >> jimmy: yeah how fun is that that you get to do this type of stuff? i mean, for fashion week for you -- how's fashion week been for you? are you in shows are you -- >> really hectic yeah, i've done a few shows. this launch has been insane. i'm so happy that you decided to, like, have it during fashion week, 'cause i get to see all my friends during this time >> kim: and we have pretty much the same eye look and are wearing the same lip color called "aura." and we didn't even plan it >> jimmy: see. >> kim: and we showed up today, like - >> are we -- >> jimmy: you're like -- >> are we twins? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're like, "hi, partner", yeah but, i mean, how are you doing both, fashion week and also launching something? isn't that -- is that a lot? >> you know what i just think, like, kim does so much i don't have any kids. you know what i mean like, kim does so much and she's a mother she's a hard worker, she's a a business woman >> jimmy: she's a great one. >> and so if kim can do it, so can i. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you got a - [ cheers and applause that is pretty cool. >> kim: you guys are going to love it. >> jimmy: did you get any advice from kim when you started this
>> so much advice. i have no experience in the beauty industry. and she's been doing this for quite some time. but i'm also obsessed with makeup i always have been so being able to just go over to kim's house and have her tell me about different textures and, you know, packaging, and all the behind the scenes stuff that is more than just the colors was really amazing for me because i -- >> jimmy: who better to work with than -- >> kim: but you came in and you really knew what you wanted. >> yeah. >> kim: like, for me, if do i a collab with someone, i really want it to be, like, full winnie i want it to be the colors that she likes. exactly everything that she would wear and she brought amazing things that i wouldn't have thought of and so just seeing what she really wanted, i just wanted that to come to life for her and have this be her everyday palette that she can use day and night. like, all the time and so it's been fun for me to even wear everything today >> yeah, because it's so different for you. >> kim: and i love it. yeah >> yeah. >> kim: i don't wear a whole lot of color so it's really fun for me to
have collaborated with winnie. and, yeah, it launches this is friday friday the 13th. so i'm so excited. >> jimmy: wow. >> kim: you guys are going to love it. >> jimmy: friday the 13th. [ cheers and applause that's the date right there. friday the 13th. kim kardashin west winnie harlow, everybody [ cheers and applause kkw by winnie is available on kkwbeauty.com this friday. iggy pop performs for us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ man 1 vo: proof of less joint pain woman 1 oc: this is my body of proof. and clearer skin. man 2 vo: proof that i can fight psoriatic arthritis... woman 2 vo: ...with humira. woman 3 vo: humira targets and blocks a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. it's proven to help relieve pain, stop further irreversible joint damage,
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she wants to b your james bond ♪ ♪ she might stand i your way but still she'll sav the day ♪ ♪ she wants to be your james bond ♪ ♪ she wants to be your james bon she wants to b your james bond ♪ ♪ she'll become a double agent if you try her patienc so let her be your ♪ ♪ james bon james bond just let her b your james bond ♪ ♪ let her b your james bond ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness. thank you so much. i love you i love you, man. iggy pop, right there. [ cheers and applause "free," is out now
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: my thanks to kim kardashian west, winnie harlow, iggy pop, once again. [ cheers and applause and the roots, right there, from philadelphia. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye, everybody [ cheers and applause ♪
♪ ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- gwen stefani star of nbc's "perfect harmony", actor bradley whitford creator of "bless the harts", writer emily spivey, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen ♪ [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night. how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news house speaker nancy pelosi announced this evening that democrats will open a formal impeachment inquiry against