jeff, it's all you. tomorrow i need my umbrella. do i need a coat? >> you need the umbrella in the back seat of the car, yes. all right. >> terry doesn't like to be told to wear coats. >> no. >> some spotty showers right now on storm ranger mobile doppler radar. as we move through tomorrow morning, some morning fog you want to watch out for. then dry wednesday afternoon, thursday, and friday. little bit of rain saturday night and sunday. >> umbrella needed saturday. >> correct. >> have a great night. >> coat optional. >> coat optional. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - martin short

david dobrik musical guest yola and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1192 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh thank you, please. have a seat. relax. welcome, everybody, relax. welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause looking good out there looking good out there, guys well, president trump's senate impeachment trial kicked off today even though there's just

about zero chance he gets removed from office. yep. republicans are calling this the biggest waste of time since they saw a double feature of "cats" and "doolittle. [ laughter ] that's right the senate impeachment trial began today, and mitch mcconnell announced that each side will get eight hours a day for three days to make their arguments. eight hours a day over three days, which is the same way everyone watched "the irishman." [ laughter ] seriously, three days for eight hours a day. that's like "shark week" for news channels. [ laughter ] "tune in saturday for the 'impeach-nato' starring tara reid and adam schiff. [ laughter ] yeah the timeline for the impeachment trial is set and proceedings could go late into the night. which actually explains this c-span commercial i just saw check this out ♪ >> if you enjoy all of the excitement of c-span, then you're gonna love "c-span after dark." experience the young heartthrobs of washington when the lights go down so find out if the president will be released or if he'll get off.

>> i find it sexy. >> "c-span after dark. let tv turn you on [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: a good slogan. i like that slogan there are some pretty strict rules for the trial. senators have to remain silent and they can't use their phones meanwhile, trump will be screaming at the tv while tweeting from the toilet [ laughter ] yep, senators aren't allow to bring in phones, but i think mitch mcconnell's managed to sneak his in partway through the trial, his chin started buzzing [ buzzing sound [ laughter ] meanwhile, one senator claims they're only allowed to drink water and milk on the senate floor. the only other place you'll see water and milk is in mike pence's beer he [ laughter ] each day of the impeachment trial will begin with the proclamation, "all persons are commanded to keep silence on pain of imprisonment." senators heard that and were

like, "we're spending eight hours a day with ted cruz. how much worse could prison be?" [ laughter ] listen to this after each side presents its case, senators then get to ask 16 hours of questions. 16 hours of questions. they're gonna feel like every husband who comes home late with glitter on his suit [ laughter ] 16 hours of questions. that's like your dad getting a a new phone at sprint. [ laughter ] 16 hours of questions. that's like every uber driver i've ever had. [ laughter ] 16 hours of questions. it's like you just told planet fitness you want to cancel your gym membership [ laughter ] and the white house gave several republican congressman ceremonial roles so that they could be included in the trial can we take a look at that very diverse group they're all a different shade of white [ laughter ] meanwhile one of trump's lawyers is ken starr he famously led the investigation during bill clinton's impeachment which explains why he walked into congress today and was like - >> i'm back, bitches [ laughter and applause

>> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i heard that there's actually a courtroom sketch artist at the impeachment trial. and even though it just started, we got our hands on some of the drawings take a look at these things. first, here is senator bernie sanders and here's what the sketch artist drew. [ laughter and applause >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: here's senator tom carper here's what the artist drew. [ laughter ] next here's senator bill cassidy let's see his drawing. that's not bad [ laughter ] here we have senator ben carden how did they draw him? [ laughter ] [ audience oohs here's key witness lev parnas. and here's how they drew him [ laughter ] next, here's senator ben sass. here's his drawing [ laughter ] and finally here's mitch mcconnell. here's what the sketch artist drew yeah, there you go [ laughter and applause >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he has to draw really fast

>> steve: yeah >> jimmy: he has to draw really fast >> steve: quite detailed >> jimmy: meanwhile, trump is in switzerland for the world economic forum, over 4,000 miles away from washington apparently when he asked his lawyers, "how can i help?" they handed him a plane ticket. [ laughter ] and everyone's talking about a a new documentary about hillary clinton where she claims nobody likes bernie sanders that's a big deal. if hillary's accusations are true, it could cost bernie the 2016 election. [ laughter ] some more -- >> steve: come on, people! >> jimmy: no, no, no, no ♪ some more 2020 news. joe biden took a selfie with an elevator attendant the other day and the moment is going viral. take a look at this. aww. [ audience aws ] when the woman asked, "do we need the flash," biden was like, "no, i got my teeth. [ picture snap ] [ laughter ] hey, i want to say congrats to derek jeter who got elected to the baseball hall of fame today. [ cheers and applause >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: yep.

the hall of fame announced that jeter got in at 6:00 pm but somehow the houston astros knew about it earlier [ laughter ] [ audience oohs yeah, it's a big deal. even red sox fans are like, "congratulations, jeter! you suck." [ laughter ] this is nice delta is giving all their employees two months of extra pay. they're all super excited to use the money to check one bag on delta [ laughter ] and finally, a woman in the u.k. just found a message in a a bottle from canada which means harry and meghan must have been cut off from their verizon royal family plan [ laughter ] we have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: we have a fun show tonight! [ cheers and applause martin short is here [ cheers and applause martin shortd doik is heree and we got great music from

yola [ cheers and applause hey, guys, it is january it is freezing out and it's a great time to snuggle up with a good book. and i don't want you reading any bad books this winter. so to help you guys out, i'm gonna show you some books that you should avoid at all cost that's right, it's time for the latest installment of "my do not read list. here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ do not read do not rea do not rea these books these books ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: now, before we start, i want you all to know that every book that i'm about to show you is 100% real. these are actual books you can find them on amazon or check them out at your local library. they are real. all right, let's see what's on my "do not ris --" "do not read" list this first one is an advice book it's called "amazing kissing tips: how to kiss like a pro." and then down here it says, "kissing, something special and love saying from a special someone, touching love." [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i think that's english. >> steve: that's beautiful >> jimmy: that's a good one.

>> steve: poetry i: mmm. >> jimmy: place a strawberry into your mouth without your partner knowing. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh >> jimmy: crush the strawberry in your mouth and feed some to your partner while you kiss. [ audience oohs [ laughter ] also known as the mama bird. [ laughter ] >> steve: chew it first, right >> jimmy: next up is the book - it's a how to book >> steve: oh, great. i love how to books. >> jimmy: yeah, this is great. this is "how to hide anything. [ laughter ] people want to hide all sorts of things. like keys, money - >> steve: yeah, sure >> jimmy: -- jewelry or a person, apparently. [ laughter ] >> steve: are they living? >> jimmy: he's inside ven ing to do. stereo system let's see what else we can hide "how to hide anything. you can also hide -- you can hide another person.tai with a fake wall >> steve: like "harry potter," yeah >> jimmy: and a loaf of bread. we've all been there >> steve: yeah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we've all been there

you can -- oh, this is good. you can hide behind a dresser. >> steve: oh, look at that [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's got the same pose as the stereo >> steve: yeah [ laughter ] he's in his drawers. >> jimmy: yeah here we go, this next book here's a self-help book called "winning through intimidation. doesn't seem like the best way to go through life anyway "winning through intimidation. anyway, here's the best part it says, "happy father's day, love david." [ laughter ] here you go ,dad >> steve: yeah man up [ applause ] >> jimmy: "you're such a wimp! now go hide in the stereo! [ laughter ] >> steve: "no, don't try the strawberry kiss on me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: happy father's day, pops next up is a humor book called "laughing together: the value of humor in family life. you can tell it works. pretty happy family right there. [ laughter ] looks like a blast to be around oh, my gosh. >> steve: those guys are nuts. >> jimmy: we're down to our last one here.

this is an instructional book called "break dancing. i've always said the best way to learn how to do a difficult dance is by looking at pictures >> steve: yeah [ light laughter ]>> jmy: let'st there you go good you got the side float there you got "the smurf." that's good stuff. [ light laughter ] that's cool. and this part here, it gives you some handy raps to do as well like if you're around, everyone wants to break dance >> steve: everyone wants to break dance and rap. >> jimmy: yeah, there's a rap right there. they give you the words of a a rap. roots, can i get a beat? ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ one on on ain't hard to do just put your mind to it ♪ like i told you cheerios captain crunch this old bunch is out to lunch ♪ ♪ oh do i oh do it oh do it do it do it ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that's all the time i have for "do not read. send your comments to "tonight show. tariq, check it out. come on. [ cheers and applause ♪

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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show," everybody tariq and i are about to face off in a game of charades. my partner tonight is currently on tour with steve martin in "the funniest show in town at the moment." please welcome martin short! ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh >> there's an audience >> jimmy: look it -- wow a standing -- a di >> no, no, no, no. no, no, no, no no no no no [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: save some. save some so you - >> one, two -- >> jimmy: no, oh, no [ cheers and applause >> are you serious all right. according to jimmy you have to sit down and i don't know why you would

>> jimmy: tariq's partner has one of the biggest channels on youtube. he's also a judge on the nickelodeon show, "america's most musical family. give it up for david dobrik! ♪ [ cheers and applause >> hey, man. how are you? good to see you. jimmy, let me fix you. >> here we go. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: now -- get ready for this you all know how to play charades we're going to do 4 rounds, 30 seconds on the clock per round. then the fifth round is the showdown both teams give the same clue at the same time i will go first. you guys can all take your seats. marty -- >> where would you like me >> jimmy: you go over on that couch over there >> can i sit right here? >> jimmy: you go on that sofa over there u can there, if you like. all right. guys, what number shall i choose [ audience calling out ] i heard six. i heard six first. mm-hmm, mm-hmm oh, oh

oh, yes. okay, all right. here we go >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, ready >> yeah. >> jimmy: we're gonna be good. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: start the clock. >> movie "little women. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no >> no, of course not sorry. [ laughter ] five fingers [ laughter ] five words, five words two -- second word run. the -- run -- slow. run silent run -- run fast. and run -- run fast! fifth word run -- [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> what is it? ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: "the fast and the furious" >> oh, i thought it was -- >> no, no. here's -- when you said, "second word" d u said, "run" and you said "yeah." >> jimmy: no, i said, "fast. [ laughter ] >> tariq: you agreed that the second word was run. >> no, you know what - >> jimmy: you're on our team [ laughter ] >> tariq: i'm just saying.

>> this isn't about judgment, but you did that poorly. [ light laughter ] >> tariq: yeah >> sit down, sit down. >> am i up >> tariq: yep. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> never be at center stage. never. >> jimmy: ever [ laughter ] >> oh, no. it's fine. everything's going to be okay. [ cheers and applause okay >> tariq: okay, one word >> mm-hmm. >> no -- david, don't -- >> i know, i know, i moved my mouth! [ laughter ] >> what is it, a movie >> yeah, yeah. >> tariq: it's a movie okay >> um -- >> tariq: uh - [ light laughter ] dealer vegas. las vegas. >> jimmy: uno. >> you can't guess >> tariq: cards. >> i will never get this can i do another one >> jimmy: no >> tariq: no [ light laughter ] come on, man >> oh, got it, got it, got it. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: wow. [ sad trombone ] >> "hustlers." >> jimmy: what >> tariq: hustler?

>> "hustlers." >> oh. >> she told me to pick -- right there in the red >> oh, it's about strippers? >> yes [ laughter ] [ sad trombone ] >> wow >> jimmy: wait, thought it was about cars he thought it was about cars [ laughter ] >> i thought -- no, i thought it was like hustle i was doing, like, hustling. >> jimmy: no, no, no >> no, movie's about strippers >> it's okay don't worry, david >> what a bust [ laughter ] >> what do i do now? what number? [ audience screaming ] >> ready >> jimmy: oh, my, yes! [ laughter ] >> oh! [ laughter ] okay >> jimmy: we got it. come on, bud, we can do this it's an old -- it's a movie. it's a film. >> a film. >> jimmy: yes, a film. >> okay, ready >> jimmy: yes. one word

"titanic." [ light laughter ] two syllables. first syllable [ laughter ] ghost. ghost -- ghost punch -- "ghost busters!" >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> tariq: sit down, sit down >> one to zero >> tariq: okay what we doing? [ audience screaming ] >> don't listen to her >> tariq: unbelievable i guess four it is i'ma round this out. >> okay. >> mmm >> oh, no. is it strippers? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a confident -- that's a confident, "mmm." >> tariq: okay >> okay, it's a song >> tariq: mm-hmmm. >> great five words >> jimmy: wow. >> oh, we're going to be here all day. okay two. peace. syllables?

[ laughter ] two syllables. two syllables in the first word >> tariq: no >> fifth word. [ light laughter ] the second word is - the second word is - yes, it's -- bite bite "another one bites the dust. >> tariq: yes. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> how'd they get that [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. hold me back hold me back >> i don't like it [ cheers and applause >> listen, honestly it's my first time playing charades. i'm catching up. but now i got it let's do the stripper one again. rewind the tape. >> too late. >> jimmy: all right, here we go >> very good >> jimmy: just me and you, buddy. >> come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: here we go >> now look, it's a showdown [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: it's a showdown. whichever partner gets this first wins the whole thing we're both going to give clues to the same thing. >> do you do it at the same time >> jimmy: yes. >> wow >> jimmy: so you can look at david if i'm not doing well. >> don't worry about it. [ laughter ] >> you don't want to look at me >> jimmy: which one should we do [ audience screaming ]

seven. all right. there you go wow. do you know that [ laughter ] >> i mean, yeah. >> jimmy: okay >> but it's going to be tough. look at him. okay >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no, no, no this is all you, buddy >> okay. all right. >> jimmy: okay >> okay, hold on hold on. >> jimmy: no, i don't need to look at it again okay >> yodel >> tariq: it's a song! >> song, song. [ cheers and applause >> tariq: my - >> four words. >> tariq: my penis, my crotch. big -- >> second word penis! >> tariq: balls. big balls -- "balls of fire. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: wow! >> "great balls of fire. >> oh, my god. >> oh, great balls what did i say great penis?di >> you killed it >> jimmy: my thanks to martin short [ cheers and applause great debut. david dobrik, tariq trotter are the champion the break. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪

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[ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest is one of the funniest, most talented humans on the planet. you can see him perform with the legendary steve martin in their live tour called, "the funniest show in town at the moment," this thursday through sunday in florida. for ticket information go to stevemartin.com. please welcome the one, the only, martin short [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh the greatest martin short >> thank you i love you >> jimmy: marty, marty, welcome. >> oh, what a thrill

>> jimmy: welcome back >> i am so thrilled to be here tonight. >> jimmy: i'm happy that you are here >> you know, of all the shows that are on at 11:35, this certainly is one of them [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. >> and i haven't seen you since you sang "danny boy" at jeffrey epstein's funeral. [ laughter ] that was -- really - >> jimmy: yeah >> that was moving >> jimmy: oh, well - >> and it's surprising that the tape has gone missing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is -- >> but congratulations on "cats. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i wasn't in "cats. >> that's why i'm congratulating you, you weren't in "cats." you're lucky [ laughter [ cheers and applause but i adore this man so much >> jimmy: yeah >> and i've always been on your -- even when you were kicked off twitter, you know, for hate speech -- [ light laughter ] i still stood by y, t of urinals what's that about? [ laughter ] why do you feel that, jimmy? >> jimmy: i want to say i love you and happy new year [ laughter ] i'm always happy that you're here >> well, happy new year to you >> jimmy: yeah

you look - >> and you look good >> jimmy: i -- i was going to say you look - >> no, no, no, no, but i mean it [ laughter ] no no >> jimmy: do i really? >> no, you look like you're late night's baby yoda [ laughter ] you're so cute and adorable. i saw you. when i came on i said, "what's timothee chalamet guest hosting for? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- no, you look fantastic. >> no. no, i'm ravaged by time, but i acce t i said to your director -- i said, "can you do that reverse technical aging that they did on 'the irishman?' >> he said, "no, it's not that advanced," you know. [ laughter ] i mean, i am 69 years of age now. >> jimmy: are you really >> yes [ cheers and applause and it hasn't effected my life except that i no longer put an angel on top of the christmas tree because it feels like foreshadowing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: awesome. >> steve higgins is the hippest man in show business i love steve >> jimmy: steve higgins, yeah, we love steve higgins. [ cheers and applause we love you. >> you know, even if i didn't know his name was steve, i'd still think it was steve higgins. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no

congratulations, you just became a grandfather >> i became a grandfather. [ cheers and applause this is it - >> jimmy: can i see it look at how cute >> theodore andrew short [ audience aws ] look at that >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> he's got my son's eyes, my daughter-in-law's hair and my height >> jimmy: oh, that's fantastic [ laughter ] >> it is so. it's unbelievable feeling to be a grandfather, you know. >> jimmy: what is it like? >> well, you know, you're suddenly once again you're changing diapers, you're helping with feeding it's like being on the road with steve martin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: would you ever want your grandson to go into show business >> you know, i -- yes. yeah, i push -- no, listen, some people would say, "i pushed my kids into show business they didn't want to do it, but i -- you know, because you can't imagine had expensive it is to bribe someone to get your kids into community college, and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah -- yeah >> no, i never wanted to spoil them i never gave my kids things like toys, and money or vaccines you know, i just - >> jimmy: yeah yeah [ laughter ] oh hey, let's talk about -- you

know what, award seasons >> what did you call me? >> jimmy: no, let's talk about -- [ laughter ] the award season is happening. award season is happening right now. have you seen any of the movies, the oscars >> well, first of all i love adam sandler >> jimmy: me, too. >> you know, and i was shocked -- [ cheers ] that he was not nominated for "uncut gems. >> jimmy: yes. >> which by the way, correct me if i'm wrong, isn't that the nickname for your penis. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh hey-oo >> thank you so much >> jimmy: no, unfortunately it's "the irishman." [ laughter ] do you have a nickname for your penis. >> yes, unfortunately now "dolittle. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: how? how? how? >> "cats" was the worst film i have ever seen, i must admit >> jimmy: really >> halfway through that film i wanted to neuter myself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, yeah. >> even peta said, "okay, you know what, let's put that cat -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: put it down. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is -- how about

"1917" >> 1917, that's what the age range of leo dicaprio's girlfriends. you know that? [ audience groans >> jimmy: before we talk about the -- [ laughter ] before we talk about - >> i did some writing for this one. >> jimmy: no >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: before we talk about the tour, i want to talk about you're in a new animated film on netlfix >> yes >> jimmy: called "the willoughbys." >> "the willoughbys. it opens this spring with -- ricky gervais, the fabulous ricky gervais. and maya rudolph >> jimmy: yeah >> will forte. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you guys are great together >> it's pretty good. it's a very funny movie. steve or - a lot to your shows. >> we do you know, it was called, originally, "an evening you'll forget for the rest of your life." >> jimmy: yeah, i remember that [ laughter ] >> then it was called "now you see them, soon you won't." [ laughter ] and now it's called, "the funniest show in town at the moment." and, of course, i wanted to call it "two for the price of three" but everyone said that sounded greedy [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're playing florida. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're playing sarasota on the 23rd clearwater, hollywood, florida, melbourne, florida >> yes, everything that you just said is absolutely correct.

[ laughter ] it's almost like -- it's almost like you're reading it [ laughter ] but, you know, i worry about going to florida you know, the audiences are older and steve is so pale, i'm afraid they're going to assume that -- look at him and assume they're crossing over. >> jimmy: yeah, oh my god. [ laughter ] yeah, you got to be careful. you got to be careful. >> you know, the show's at 8:00 p.m >> jimmy: ooh. >> for florida, you know, for older audiences, they're saying, "why in the middle of the t? jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] >> he's an odd fellow. no, he's one of the great geniuses, and it is the light of my life that i get to work with him every show. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: well, you are the light of my life, and i love you so much. martin short, i love you so much >> i love you -- [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you see what i did martin short, everybody. go see him and steve martin on tour in "the funniest show in town at the moment" this weekend in florida we'll be right back with david dobrik stick around everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the biggest stars on youtube, he's also a judge on the nickelodeon show, "america's most musical family." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome david dobrik! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: david, thank you so much for being here. this is your late night debut. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow, that's -- >> it's exciting this is exciting i don't even know how to sit >> jimmy: no, you're sitting perfect. >> this feels good >> jimmy: that's how you sit right there. describe your channel for anyone who has not seen your videos >> sure, i think the best way to describe my channel would be, my friends and i just finding a new way to have fun every day. i think that's what it is. there's, like, 20 of us.

>> jimmy: yeah >> and we run out of things to do a lot and we just got to get creative and have fun >> jimmy: well, people love it >> anyway we can >> jimmy: because you have over 15 million subscribers >> yeah. >> jimmy: and over - [ cheers and applause >> thanks. >> jimmy: 15 million subscribers on youtube and 6 and a half billion views >> yeah. it's been a lot so far [ cheers and applause we don't know. >> jimmy: that's fantastic i love it. you also started, like, giving out -- you give out -- you surprise people. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you give them ipads or cash even >> yeah, yeah. we got to -- in, like, over the last year we got to surprise a little over 15 of my friends with brand new cars so that was -- that was - that was - [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: a drone, that's crazy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it started with what how does that start? >> i used to watch military surprise coming home videos, like, online all the time. like, i love -- i love people's, like, reactions to things no matter - like, whether it was like, a a good or bad reaction so now i have this opportunity where i can literally get a reaction out of a lot of people so i'm kind of just addicted to the whole thing. it's super selfish a lot people are always like, "that's so sweet that you do it." but, like, anybody in my shoes would do the same thing and

just get your friends whatever you possibly can >> jimmy: it does make you feel good, yeah, when you do that >> it feels, yeah, it feels pretty good. >> jimmy: i thought one of my favorite ones you did was you surprised some fans with justin bieber. >> i did yeah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the actual - >> i surprised myself with justin bieber. yeah >> jimmy: the actual justin bieber. >> yeah. >> jimmy: where were you again you were - >> we were -- we were sitting in my car, he was in the backseat and we picked up kids around ucla and i told them we were doing, like, a pop culture quiz and then he would pop out when i asked them what they thought about justin bieber. i met him at the club, like, a >> jimmy: what is the -- what is the club? [ laughter ] >> it was at a club, but it was, like -- >> jimmy: called the club? >> it's called doheny room >> jimmy: oh >> i've been kicked out of there. i shouldn't have given them the plug but it's - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we can bleep it out and we'll say -- >> definitely edit that out. >> jimmy: dave & buster's. >> dave & buster's [ laughter ] but i saw him at the club and one of his friends was like, "you're going to meet justin." and i just remember just, like, everyone knows justin bieber, right? like, everyone grew up -- at

least i grew up listening to his music. i know all about him i was so nervous >> jimmy: me, too. >> and, yeah [ laughter ] and he's walking -- he's walking over to me and i say, "hi, i'm david." and he's like, "hi, i'm justin." i was like, "i know. i was so excited [ laughter ] and then -- and then you're at the club so you're kind of just standing next to each other for a little bit and then he walks by me. he walks by me like he's going to get a drink >> jimmy: do you want me to be you? >> yeah, you be me you be me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause yeah, it's like this we're at the club. [ cheers and applause and he walks by me -- he walks by me and he goes, "tickle, tickle." >> jimmy: he did not [ laughter and applause no, no >> i swear to god. i swear to god and he said it out loud. he goes, "tickle, tickle." and i go, "okay. cool." i go, "we're here. >> jimmy: "tickle, tickle. he did that? it felt so good after he tickled me [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he is a really funny guy. >> it was the best ice breaker when he tickled me yeah >> jimmy: he's really a funny guy. i want to show every one - >> he is he's so great. >> jimmy: a clip, here's david dobrik surprising college students with justin bieber in the backseat take a look at this. >> what do you think about justin bieber? >> oh, my god, love him, but "yummy" is just like, not it

it's not that good >> you don't like -- >> it's not it >> oh, my god! oh, my god [ laughter ] [ bleep i love you oh, my god what the [ bleep ] yummy's good >> well, thank you [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: how fast - >> yeah. >> jimmy: how fast he changed his mind >> how fast it goes. yeah, yeah >> jimmy: i thought that was great that justin did that >> oh, my gosh, so great >> jimmy: well, you also did one video that's gotten, like, 14 million hits is where you got married. >> 14 million hits [ laughter ] >> jimmy: views. >> views, yeah "hits" is a good one yeah, i did. yeah i got -- yeah, i got married so basically i was in the car -- [ light laughter ] i was in the car with one of my good friends, he's 45. so, he's a little bit on the older side [ cheers ] not like, super old. >> jimmy: no >> but he was telling me - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would say young. >> yeah, super young >> jimmy: yeah >> super experienced >> jimmy: yeah i know "yummy. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tickle, tickle >> tickle, tickle. >> jimmy: we're good again, right we're cool [ laughter and applause >> yeah, we're good.

i was sitting in the car with him. >> jimmy: yeah >> and he told me that i'd never find love and so -- he was just joking, he's a funny guy. [ laughter ] but i think it was that same night i booked a flight to boston where his mother lives and i proposed to her. i surprised her. [ laughter ] and i proposed to her. and she was very confused. but then when i told her that i want to become my buddy's stepdad, she was 100% in and she was -- [ laughter ] she thought -- she thought it was the greatest thing >> jimmy: how old is she >> she's -- i think she's 75 or 76 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> so we flew to vegas and we got married there. yeah, that's us getting married. she's so sweet [ cheers and applause she's so sweet >> jimmy: how cool is she to do this by the way? >> oh, my god. she's the best >> jimmy: so now you're your buddy's stepdad. >> yeah, so after vegas i quickly took her to hawaii this was like, all within three or four days without my buddy knowing. [ laughter ] so i took him to hawaii -- i took her to hawaii and then we came back -- >> jimmy: you went on a honeymoon. >> yeah, we went on a quick honeymoon. [ laughter ]

and he thought i was - >> jimmy: you really commit to the bit. >> he thought i was gone for work, and then i came back and i showed him all the papers that i'm, like, legally now his stepdad and -- [ laughter ] everyone -- everyone had a good laugh so it was definitely worth it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you still currently married? >> no, i got a divorce >> jimmy: aw [ laughter ] >> and that took me six months to like, get it annulled it took like a really long time to go through all that paperwork. >> jimmy: oh, my god >> yeah, with all of the lawyers and stuff. it was just a pain in the ass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is -- what is next for you what would you like to do that you haven't done what is -- what would -- >> i mean, there's a lot i really -- i really - my biggest dream, like, of all time would be to host late night. so it's kind of -- [ cheers and applause i grew up watching it with my family, all the late night shows. my biggest fear, watching it, was my palms get really sweaty and i would always watch -- i was like, they have to shake everybody's hand that comes on and that was like, the most stressful thing -- just thinking about - [ light laughter ] "okay, if i have a late night show, i know i have to greet everybody with a hand shake. and then i realized that you

don't shake -- usually when a woman comes on the show, you give her a hug so i think my way out of it would be to have a show that's just all women because - [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i get so anxious -- so anxious shaking hands. >> jimmy: yeah i don't know, did you feel my hand when i walked up? was it sweaty? >> jimmy: no, my hands are sweaty, so i was going to ask you the same thing [ laughter ] >> really? >> jimmy: yeah >> hold on, i've always wanted to feel your hands [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> they're a little bit -- they're a little bit moist >> jimmy: yeah >> or mine are so wet that it's just kind of coming back - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like a wave >> like, splashing me. >> jimmy: it's waving -- waving it's, like, clapping >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was a good little whop when we came in there, yeah. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] but, yeah, i'd love to late night at some point. >> jimmy: well, if you'd like you could sit here and throw to commercial [ cheers and applause >> right there >> jimmy: yeah come on. [ cheers and applause you have to just read the cue card there >> i can do it >> jimmy: yeah, okay wow. >> this all happened so quickly. >> jimmy: yeah, so fast. >> first time on late night. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, this is my first time as a guest [ laughter ] >> okay. jimmy fallon, everybody! [ cheers and applause

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>> jimmy: our next guest is nominated for four grammys, including best new artist. performing "i don't wanna lie" from the deluxe version of her album, "walk through fire," give it up for yola. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ i don't wanna lie i don't wann i don't wann tear you apart ♪ ♪ i don't wanna lie i don't wanna li i told you right from the start ♪ ♪ since we got a moment to tal why don't we jus sit right down ♪ ♪ or we could tak a little wal around the town ♪ ♪ you been so good to m

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>> jimmy: my thanks to martin short, david dobrik, yola [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in

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