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philadelphia's moth bethel ame church held its 200th year brags tonight y of fiep arts for the church's y bicentennial reception. guests enjoyed musical performances and the first district bicentennial choir. congratulations. >> that was the first church i ever visit when i came to town. that's nbc 10 at 11:00. >> thanks for being here tonight. hope you'll join us tomorrow. the "tonight show" starring jimmy fallon starts right now. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- maya rudolph and martin short. leslie odom jr. musical guest, courtney barnett.
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 481. woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! fantastic! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. hey! in a good mood. in a great mood. ready for the weekend, right? you guys, this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you can feel. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you made it. you're here. enjoy yourself. [ cheers and applause ] have a good time. thank you for watching. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. you guys, it's memorial day
weekend, everybody, that's right! [ cheers and applause ] it is the unofficial start of summer and the official start of people thinking they look good in shorts. [ laughter ] they go, yeah. yeah, man. actually aaa reports that more than 38 million americans will travel at least 50 miles from their home this weekend. yeah. also, the number of dads who actually will turn this car around, still zero. [ laughter ] they -- it's a bluff. it's a bluff, kids. [ applause ] they won't do it. "i'm telling you. hey! stop hitting your brother! [ laughter ] don't make me raise my voice. you made me lose my voice now. is that what you want your dad to sound like? oh, man. you guys wanna stop at arby's?" [ laughter ] that's right, more than 38 million americans are expected to travel this weekend during a time when tsa wait lines are longer than they've been in years. well, the tsa has responded by posting some new security signs that should help. here's what they say. first sign says, "no liquids
allowed past this point except your own tears." [ laughter and applause ] this next one says, "to save time, all passengers will be patted down by the stranger behind them." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] next sign says, "try sighing loudly and saying, 'this is ridiculous' to see if that does anything." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "this is ridiculous! is that what you want your dad's voice to sound like? [ laughter ] this is ridiculous. i will turn this plane around." [ laughter ] finally, the last sign says, "if you are traveling with small children, you brought this on yourself." [ laughter ] so i mean, this is your problem. you deal with it. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: here's the latest on the election today, donald trump issued a statement saying he will not debate bernie sanders. [ audience aws ] for a while, it was looking like they were going to go
ahead with it. they even started negotiating the rules. the one thing they both agreed on, no ceiling fans. [ laughter ] they said, they go, no that's -- [ applause ] [ as bernie ] "that is a nightmare! no way!" [ as trump ] "not gonna do it, absolutely not. [ laughter ] just try to get me in a room with a ceiling fan. i won't do it. no way." i will -- [ laughter ] come see my one-man show, you guys. >> steve: nice. >> jimmy: kind of are. yeah. i read that the international space station, you know i'm always interested in space. >> steve: you love it. >> jimmy: yeah. the international space station, the crew has struggled to inflate its new expandable room yesterday. it's a big deal. yeah. after three and a half hours, it only grew a few inches. [ laughter ] >> steve: wait for it. >> jimmy: ground control. ground control comforted the astronauts saying, "don't worry, this kind of thing happens all the time." [ laughter ] and it's like, we can just talk. [ applause ] just talk and hang out.
i read that the company that makes products for apple and samsung in asia has reportedly replaced 60,000 factory workers with robots. just to keep it authentic, they're all child robots. >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. oh, really? booing? you don't want child robots working? fine. [ laughter ] i'll make a phone call. we'll get adult robots to work there. actually, did you hear about this? a mother in india has given birth to a 15-pound baby girl. [ audience ohs ] 15 pounds. she's believed to be the heaviest female infant ever. they could tell it was a big baby, because when the doctor slapped her, she started taking off her shoes and earrings. she's like, "oh, do you wanna to do this? [ laughter ] is this the way it's gonna go down? you wanna do this?" [ applause ] [ punching sound ] [ laughter ] ♪ [ punching sound ] [ laughter ] [ punching sound ] [ cheers and applause ]
>> you win! >> jimmy: strap her! strap her! i saw that the scripps national spelling bee was last night on espn. yeah, i watched it, and espn was the only word all night i knew how to spell. [ laughter and applause ] that's how sad -- that's sad, right? talented kids. listen to this, one of the winners of this year's national spelling bee has an older brother who won the competition in 2014. or as their dad put it, "i'm just going to throw these baseball mitts away." [ laughter ] i mean this is -- "baseball, b-a-s" -- "stop spelling everything! do you want your dad to lose his voice like that? now go out there and play baseball!" [ laughter ] now, the spelling bee has been around -- the spelling bee has been around since 1925, and each year they have to figure out new example sentences to use for each word. and it's amazing how current some of the examples are. check out this moment from last night, see if you see something. >> your word is futon.
>> could i have it in a a sentence? >> from the sounds of beyonce's latest album, jay-z is sleeping on a futon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very topical. [ cheers and applause ] guys, we have a great show! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic. i love that. thank you, roots. welcome, everybody. hey, guys, father's day is coming up. and we wanted to do a fun thing with all the dads out there. so we had tariq from the roots write an original rap song in honor of dads. take a listen to a clip, here. ♪ ♪ it's 'bout time to show some love to who you call daddy you see me out there ♪ ♪ on the course playing golf badly doing my daddy dance ♪ >> jimmy: all right. good, that's it. it's a great song. so now we wanna make --
[ cheers and applause ] we wanna make a dad rap video and we need your help. so if you're a dad, we want you to learn the song and then videotape yourself rapping it. not lip-synching it. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: rapping. [ light laughter ] you can use props, costumes, whatever you want, just go for it. to help you out, we've uploaded tariq's full song on tonightshow.com/dadrap. one version has lyrics, the other has the beat so you can rap along to it. so listen to it, learn it, and then just spit. [ laughter ] >> steve: just let it flow, man. flow. >> jimmy: once you're done, upload your video to youtube with the title "tonight show dad rap." and it's gonna be fun. we're gonna choose our favorites, then edit them together and make the best father's day rap music video ever. it's gonna be fun. all right. [ cheers and applause ] so please if you're a dad, play with us. it'll be fun. we have a big show tonight, you guys. we love these two people. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: they are hilarious and crazy talented. we're very excited about their new nbc show. they're shooting it right across the hall from us. steve: it's great.
>> jimmy: and it's unbelievably funny. it's called "maya and marty." maya rudolph and martin short are here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] [ punching sound ] ♪ >> steve: ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! >> jimmy: we're gonna catch up with them, and then the three of us have something very special planned later on in the show. >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] classy. >> jimmy: plus, from the enormously successful and brilliant, brilliant, brilliant broadway musical "hamilton," tony-nominee leslie odom jr. is dropping in. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he is unbelievable. >> steve: phenomenal. >> jimmy: it's aaron burr. >> steve: he's aaron burr. >> jimmy: he opens up the whole thing. >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: and we have great music for one of our favorites. and she's going to do a little grateful dead number for us tonight, courtney barnett is here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "day of the dead." i love courtney barnett. guys, today's friday. that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return some e-mails and of course send out thank you notes.
[ cheers and applause ] i was running out of time. i thought maybe i could write some out right now. i appreciate that, guys. hey, james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] that doesn't seem genuine. >> steve: that's fake. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem genuine at all. >> steve: the eyes look dead. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. exactly, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: he's got hate in his eyes. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i know. ♪ thank you, new york city, for voting to decriminalize loitering, drinking alcohol out of bagged bottles and peeing in the street. in other words, you legalized times square elmo. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, that's -- >> steve: that'll work. >> jimmy: everybody loves him. >> steve: he's got a job. >> jimmy: "you wanna take a a picture with me? you wanna take a picture with me or what? [ laughter ] yeah, whoever, i'm cookie monster. whatever, who cares. you wanna do -- i'm grover." >> steve: yeah. "is that what you wanna hear?" >> jimmy: is this how you want your dad to sound like?
[ laughter ] dressed up as times square elmo. >> steve: "i'll turn this times square elmo around." elmo. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, the new season of "the bachelorette," for not being called "attack of the clones." [ cheers and applause ] same guy. >> steve: are those different dudes? >> jimmy: there's four different people. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: they look like sims characters. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] that's what i do when i play sims. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, summer weather, for being that special time of year when ladies break out their nicest dresses and guys go back to dressing like they're 12. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: dress is cute. so cute. >> jimmy: thank you, national spelling bee, for making me feel sorry that no one has told these kids about spell check. [ laughter ] >> steve: don't -- >> jimmy: sad. [ applause ]
>> steve: don't -- sad. >> steve: don't tell them that. >> jimmy: you just type whatever you want. >> steve: yeah, don't tell them that. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, rio de janeiro, for giving us the gold, the silver and the bronze. unfortunately in your drinking water. well that -- [ laughter ] >> steve: minerals. >> jimmy: that is unfortunate. >> steve: people need minerals. >> jimmy: they'll get it. >> steve: they need minerals. >> jimmy: they'll figure it out. >> steve: yeah. rio. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, people who wait until after memorial day to wear white. or as the pope calls you, "wimps." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, calamari, for being great if you want seafood but also gum. [ laughter and applause ] there you guys have it. those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with maya rudolph and martin short! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first two guests are two of the funniest, funniest, funniest, funniest most talented entertaining performers and actors that i know. they're starring in a brand-new television show called "maya and marty," which premieres tuesday, may 31st at 10:00 p.m. set your dvrs. right here on nbc. please welcome the lovely maya rudolph and martin short! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about! that's how you make an entrance. that's how you make an entrance! right there. please, welcome. please, have a seat. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, next to each other, next to each other please. >> oh, next to each other. >> jimmy: next to each other would be better. >> oh, for god's sake. >> this is how we sit now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we sit as a pair. >> jimmy: you guys, you look fantastic, first of all. >> we do? >> we do. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you do. thank you for being on the show. and thank you for being great neighbors. you're right across the hall. >> we're your neighbors, jimmy fallon! >> jimmy: filming your show. >> it's great, it's so much fun. because every time i go down the hall and i see jimmy, he pretends to be texting. [ laughter ] it makes you feel so good. >> jimmy: i'm very busy. >> i just always go over to the roots' room and borrow a cup of sugar.
i ask for a lot of sugar. >> jimmy: oh, that's very nice. >> they've got it. >> because you know what, we're very big bakers. right? >> yes, we are. oh, my goodness, yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? 'cause i've always -- yeah, i smell it. >> i'm so out of breath from the name game. [ laughter ] we're really big bakers. and because we're your neighbors, we thought it would be neighborly if we brought you a pie. >> yes, and we love your show. >> we love your show. >> of all the talk shows, this is the one i pretend to care about the most. >> jimmy: thank you. that's so nice of you. you brought -- [ applause ] >> so here it is. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> we baked you a pie. >> jimmy: thank you very, very much. this is unbelievable. now, what kind of pie is this? >> it's a very special pie. >> oh, it's a very special pie. yes. did you ever see the movie "the help"? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, i saw it in 3-d, imax, and it was unbelievable. >> eat it, jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] >> wow. >> we made it ourselves.
>> jimmy: i happen to have two other forks. >> no, don't be silly. >> don't be silly, you first. >> no, you go first, jim. >> jimmy: i trust you guys. >> sure. >> it's an all natural recipe. >> yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] he did it! >> jimmy: that's delicious. that was really -- >> it's my great -- >> jimmy: you are a great neighbor. >> it's my great grandma minnie's chocolate pie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you totally made that up. it's not great grandma minnie. >> did you know we did our first show last night and jimmy was our guest. >> that's right. >> jimmy: i was so honored to be on the show. >> oh, it's so good. and you know what was amazing? we didn't invite him. >> nope. [ laughter ] >> but he came over. >> didn't invite him. >> jimmy: i love sketch shows. and i love variety shows. i love singing. you have every single thing. you have pre-taped bits that are super funny.
tom hanks is great. miley cyrus. >> fantastic. >> they did a number -- >> jimmy: you and miley cyrus performed this -- i don't want to give it away. >> insane. >> jimmy: but man, you won't see that anywhere. >> yeah. >> we sang the 30-minute version -- no, we didn't. >> "american pie." >> jimmy: you did "american pie," yeah. >> it was "american pie." it's so much fun. and i have to say that when we knew we were doing it, we -- regardless of the fact we didn't realize we were going to be your neighbors. we knew we wanted you on it. we talked about you so many times. but for you to be on the first show, just makes it -- >> yeah, it's perfect. >> makes it special, jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: this is the silliest thing ever. >> i don't think it was silly. we played two very good looking brothers. >> oh, yeah, you guys were really good looking. >> jimmy: we were little boys. little boys auditioning. we were on "little big shots." >> yeah. >> yes. >> jimmy: and -- >> kenan thompson. >> jimmy: kenan thompson plays steve harvey. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, and this is marty and me as twin brothers. >> oh, look how good looking you are. [ laughter and applause ] so good looking. >> jimmy: they're really cute. >> you guys, you know what, you are really cute.
you almost have all your teeth. >> jimmy: i think we might have a clip of what we filmed last night. >> we kept it very real. >> jimmy: we kept it very real. and very grounded. >> very dumb. >> jimmy: it got a little crazy. take a look at what we did last night. this is good. [ cheers and applause ] >> nice to meet you. nice to meet you. [ cheers and applause ] you guys are very excited. what are your names, boys? >> i'm tanner. >> and i'm todd. [ laughter ] >> i was just kidding. i'm todd. >> and i'm tanner. [ laughter ] >> we tricked you. >> we fooled you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: and that's where it begins. >> oh no. >> you guys look like the twins from "the shining."
[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we do. how did this show come about, though? what made you guys want to do this together? >> we got paired together by lorne michaels. his last name is michaels. >> who is our executive producer. >> jimmy: oh, i want to google him. >> yeah, you're gonna like his work. >> you'd like him. you'd like him. >> jimmy: cool. >> you're gonna like what he does. >> i guarantee it. >> i guarantee it. and he was putting together the 40th anniversary for a show called "saturday night live." you're also gonna like that. >> jimmy: you guys did -- it was unbelievable. >> and that was his idea of putting us together. he thought we'd make a good he thought we'd make a good duo. i think he knew that we both genetically share the same ham bone gene. >> jimmy: ham bone? >> it was pretty interesting, we were kind of put in charge of that section. so there were dinners and meetings with marc shaimen and fred armisen. and it was -- it is a weird thing where sometimes you meet someone and you feel like you have known them 20 years. >> which isn't what happened with us. >> no, no. >> jimmy: no, but sometimes it does happen, yeah. well, this is -- i'm very excited to see it. it's on this tuesday.
>> yes! >> tuesday, 10:00 p.m. >> jimmy: 10:00 p.m. this tuesday. >> following "america's got talent." >> following "america's got talent." >> yes. >> jimmy: with even more talent. >> with a lot more talent. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we'll see. "maya and marty." [ cheers and applause ] may 31st, 10:00 p.m. on nbc. i want to show you guys a clip of something that we did years ago. when we come back. when we come back. more fun with maya and marty when we come back. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we've got road closures, interstate closures, major delays... [sigh] i wish i had a presidential escort. [police siren] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back everybody. we're hanging out with maya rudolph and martin short right there, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] "maya and marty." starts on tuesday. it's a great show. it's super funny. it's kind of funny that we're all here together. because we actually worked together in the '80s. >> yeah. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: what? >> please, please don't tell me you're going to talk about that. >> i remember it. it was the "windy city blue." >> jimmy: that's right. "windy city blues" the name of the show. i'm glad you remember this. it was a gritty cop show set in chicago. >> right. >> jimmy: we played toll booth cops. >> uh-huh. >> but i -- we had a great time of course was had by all. if i recall, any time one of us left the booth, it was so hard
to perform the scenes. it was just so windy in chicago that time. remember the record winds? >> jimmy: record winds. >> record winds. >> jimmy: record winds. >> record winds. >> jimmy: record winds. >> record winds. >> jimmy: record winds. >> i believe there were record winds. >> jimmy: record winds in chicago. >> every time you go outside, you say how about this wind? >> jimmy: i don't know. to be honest, caught a rerun recently. i was watching cozi tv -- [ light laughter ] it wasn't even that windy. >> really? >> jimmy: you can't even tell if the wind was blowing at all. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, i'll let you guys be the judge. we have a clip from the first episode of "windy city blue." check this out. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> yep, that's right, another day of keeping the roads safe. >> you said it, partner. >> oh, no, look, across the street, it's a bank robbery.
those guys are trying to pull one on us. i'm going to go out and deal with it. >> hurry up, sally, he's getting away. ♪ >> stop! he's getting away! sal! >> sal. >> sal! >> sal! >> sal! >> sal! >> boy, is it windy out here! >> sal. >> i'm trying. >> he's going to blow away. >> he needs back up let's go. >> come on out. wow, is it windy. >> oh, boy! [ light laughter ] oh, my god. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: he got away! >> he got away.
>> no, no -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> you know. >> emotional. that made me emotional. >> made me breath hard. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it makes me cry -- how young we were. >> very. [ light laughter ] you know what, it was very windy. >> it was windy -- >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: the network though, they said the problem is the show's too real. >> really? >> really? >> jimmy: they said #tooreal. >> really, they said that in the '80s? >> jimmy: in the next episode -- sorry, in the next episode -- i don't know if they have a a clip or anything, but remember the -- >> i certainly hope so. >> jimmy: i tried to give it some heart and it was still filmed in the windy city itself, chicago.
>> chi town. >> jimmy: we have another clip? >> oh. >> jimmy: i'm getting word. i have an in ear. i'm getting word. we have another clip. let's take a look. >> okay. ♪ ♪ [ paper rustling ] >> sal! sal! my grandfather left me this album of rare family photos. >> what was that? >> my grandfather left me these rare family photos. >> what? >> look. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: i finally finished my novel. >> you finished your novel. >> jimmy: it's the only copy.
>> oh, no! oh, no. that was your only copy. >> our suspect just stole that truck full of ping pong balls. >> ping pong balls? >> he's getting away. >> not if we have anything to do with it. >> let's go. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> that is such a good series. i can't believe it. >> i'm so winded. you're right. >> jimmy: no i mean that was just so -- it was a little windy. see we only had -- we only did one more episode because we ran out of film. >> do you remember that? >> yes, i do. i was just thinking about it now. >> no, it looked perfect.
>> jimmy: we did one more episode. remember, we took place on the shores of lake michigan. >> seem to be aging per clip. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a little bit right? this is -- still on record as chicago's windiest day. >> really? >> jimmy: you couldn't even tell. >> in chi town? >> jimmy: here is the final episode of "the windy city blue." ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're surrounded. what do we do? >> yeah, stay close and keep your eyes peeled. >> jimmy: i like what you've done with your hair by the way. >> you know i got it cut for this episode. >> oh my god, look at the size of that wave. >> oh, my god -- [ laughter ]
oh my god look -- that boat carrying all those chickens and confetti is about to crash into the dock. >> jimmy: what? >> chickens and -- you heard me. [ cheers ] oh, no. >> what happened? >> the silly string factory is about to explode! >> oh, no! >> no! >> no! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that was so good. [ laughter ] >> that was such a good show. >> such a good riveting show. >> jimmy: the show was immediately canceled after that episode. [ light laughter ] >> why, why? that is one of the mysteries of life. >> you know what, that's hollywood for you. it really is.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an extremely talented performer. he just earned his first tony nomination for his work as aaron burr in the broadway sensation "hamilton" which is now playing at the richard rodgers theater. everyone, please welcome leslie odom jr.! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, come on. this is what i'm talking about. welcome to the show and thank you so much for being here. >> thank you so much for having me. >> jimmy: i'm getting like
flashbacks when i first saw you on stage in "hamilton" and i was just blown away as everyone else was. man oh man, you're a talented, talented guy. >> thank you, brother. >> jimmy: congratulations on the tony nomination. >> thank you! >> jimmy: yeah, this is -- [ cheers and applause ] >> 15 nominations. >> jimmy: this is the first face you see when you see "hamilton." you're the first person that comes out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it is awesome. >> to see this face? >> jimmy: i just love -- i can't even express here. i know how much work goes into this stuff. i really respect you and appreciate what you do. everybody's up for a a nomination. the whole cast. 16 nominations or something. i mean, it's a fantastic history making musical. it's great. i wish you could see it. [ laughter ] you would love it. you would really love it. yeah, yeah, yeah. it's just a bummer. >> i heard so much about it -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. you're great in it, you should see you, yeah. [ laughter ] you see you and you're like. [ talking over each other ]
exactly, yeah. >> actually, on my vacation, i took one week vacation in january, desperately needed that vacation, but one of the things i wanted to do was see the show because i had heard so much about it. and so i begged and got "hamilton" tickets. i knew a guy. >> jimmy: you knew a guy. hooked you up. >> so they sat me in like the famous person's section. so i came in -- >> jimmy: oh, you really did? >> oh yeah, i really saw it? and they sat me -- >> jimmy: what did you think of you? >> i thought he should have got dressed a little earlier. [ laughter ] i think he needed a little more prep time. i saw the show. and i didn't know exactly who i was sitting around. we got there, my wife and i got there like right before curtain. and so you know you're around people that matter, right. there was a guy that was a a little disruptive down the row. talking, singing a little bit. he's a little bit disruptive to -- there's a group people in front of us and they're getting very agitated. the woman's turning around.
she said, you know, "stop talking." it's not that difficult. you don't talk in a show. can you please stop talking? so i didn't know who anybody was. i just knew that i should stay out of it because, you know, these are heavies, right. so the lights come up at intermission. i elbow my wife, like, it's going down. like, don't know who these people are, but it's going down. the night, that night, the woman gets up, she turns around, it's shonda rhimes. and the dude is art garfunkel. shonda rhimes -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? they almost fought each other? >> shonda rhimes almost whooped art garfunkel's ass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> i have to let you know. because -- i've since talked to her about it. she flew her three best friends in to town to see the show. mr. garfunkel, he was on some other stuff. he was -- you know -- >> jimmy: he's very musical. this is very musical. >> it almost went down. >> jimmy: that's a play in itself. i would go see that play. shonda and art garfunkel --
we were talking backstage and you have a talent that not many of the other cast members -- everyone's so talented. but you have this one talent that i think is so interesting. you won't burp after you -- you have to hold it in? >> i have a lot of the heavy lifting to do as far as material. i have to eat a full meal at intermission because for energy. >> jimmy: sure. >> inevitably i have to burp at some point during act two. and so you have to learn to sing above and below and around that burp. [ laughter ] you have to carve out a little space in your larynx. you got to sing like around it. >> jimmy: no one knows what you're talking about at all. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i want to see -- i hate to put you to the test. here's seltzer, okay this is one of the gassiest beverages known to man. i'm going to pour a little for you here. drink that. and then i have a microphone here.
and you can sing whatever you want to sing. i want to see if you can go in, around, sideways and around and float around the burp. there it is. ♪ rock-a-by baby on the treetops ♪ when the bough breaks ♪ ♪ the cradle will rock when the ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> carve out. >> jimmy: you are a very talented rapper and singer. you have an album coming out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's available right now on preorder. leslie odom jr. what, is it just -- is it original songs or -- >> it's jazz tunes, you know. we're trying to throw our hat in the ring. the greatest songs ever written in the american song book. and so we're just trying to throw our hat in the ring and
be one of the singers that sings these songs for a new generation. >> jimmy: i can't wait. i'm going to pick it up. and i'll be watching the tony's -- you're so talented and so awesome. >> thank you so much. leslie odom jr. "hamilton" is now playing at the richard rodgers theater. we'll be right back with a a performance from courtney barnett. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is my body of proof. proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. this is my body of proof that i can fight psoriatic arthritis with humira. humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. it's proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage, and clear skin in many adults. humira is the number #1 prescribed biologic for psoriatic arthritis. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis.
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