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devastation, is very important to me. i want to be unpredictable, unpredictable, unpredictable, unpredictable. priorities usa action is responsible for the content of this advertising. well, the 70s are going to stay in the forecast, but so is the rain. so have the umbrella through the rest of the week. it's going to feel like fall, though. >> going to be a wet morning. that's nbc10 news at 11:00. for sheena and all of us, thanks for watching and have a great night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- samuel l. jackson. gina rodriguez. musical guest the lemon twigs.
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 541. oregon. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. please, please have a seat. welcome! enjoy yourselves! welcome. thank you. thank you. thank you for being here. welcome to "the tonight show!" [ cheers and applause ] this is it. this is it. this is the hot show of the year. come on. thank you for being here, guys. let's get to some news that everybody's talking about. of course everyone's talking about tonight's big debate between donald trump and hillary clinton.
it was the first chance americans got to see hillary clinton and donald trump debate at the same time. but, more importantly, it was the first chance americans got to mute both of them at the same time. [ laughter and applause ] just press one button and that's it. you don't hear them. >> steve: mute. >> jimmy: the debate was actually split into several themes. americas direction, americas prosperity, americas security, and then strangely "americas ninja warrior." >> steve: wow. [ applause ] >> jimmy: good luck getting over that wall. very tall wall. tonight's debate was shown on almost every channel, including nbc, abc, fox, cbs, cnn, univision and c-span. when he heard how many tv channels he'd be on at once donald trump actually tried to stay home and watch. [ laughter and applause ] he was like, i've never been more popular. this is unusual. there actually weren't any commercials during tonight's debate, so they announced all
the sponsors before it started. and i think they had a pretty good idea of what people would want to buy after it was over. check it out. >> tonight's debate is brought to you by jack daniels, budweiser, johnnie walker, coors, miller lite, sam adams, guinness, grey goose, toilet wine, mad dog 2020 and finally canada. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mad dog. there was actually 1,000 people in the audience tonight and they were instructed not to applaud or cheer during the debate. as people watching were like, what about sobbing? [ light laughter ] can we quietly sob? in addition to costumes, they also banned balloons and drones. which, explains why trump uninvited chris christie and ben carson. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? what? >> jimmy: didn't explain that >> steve: that's not true. that's not true. >> jimmy: i'm sorry, rules are rules. [ laughter ]
lot of celebrities are sharing their views of the election. in an interview with rolling stone, bruce springsteen called trump a moron. which, is why now trump's starting a rumor that springsteen wasn't really born in the usa. [ laughter and applause ] let me see your birth certificate. this is a crazy story. a man in florida is in jail after he was spotted riding a a manatee and dared cops to arrest him. maybe just me but if you dare cops to arrest you, try to be on a faster animal than a a manatee. [ cheers and applause ] you'll never catch me on my get away turtle! come on, coppers! try and get me. and finally, i thought this was very cool. someone online recently posted a wedding photo from the '60s and pointed out that their dad looks a lot like matt damon. let's see what you guys think. i guess it looks a little bit like him, right? can we pull out so we can see the bride? oh, she looks like somebody too. she looks like somebody. we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots!
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hey, everybody! it is monday. we are so happy to be back. and we've got a big week of shows coming up. tomorrow night, the lovely kate hudson will be here. [ cheers and applause ] then later this week, margot robbie will be here. [ cheers and applause ] we have vice president joe biden will be here. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and nathan lane will be here as well. we always love him on the show. we have great musical performances from de la soul and sting. [ cheers and applause ] not together. not together. separately. de la soul one night, sting the other. yeah. i think. or, who knows, if he's in town. >> steve: de la sting. >> jimmy: de la sting, man. if he's in town.
but first, joining us tonight, he's one of my favorite actors who stars in the big new movie from director tim burton called "miss peregrine's home for peculiar children." the one and only, samuel l. jackson is here. [ cheers and applause ] samuel l. jackson! i feel like i have to yell when he is here! you have to yell! [ cheers and applause ] sam and i -- samuel l. jackson and i are going to talk about the movie. then we're going to play a big game called "truth or door." you see the rules of that game. also joining us tonight for the first time. so happy she's been on our show. we were dying to have her on. she's in the movie "deepwater horizon," gina rodriguez is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's fantastic. then we have great music tonight. i am so excited.
this is -- >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: you told me about this band. >> questlove: yeah, man. yeah. >> jimmy: questlove sent me this link. where did you see them? in brooklyn? >> questlove: southern california. >> jimmy: in california. >> questlove: back when they were 15. >> jimmy: how old are they now, 16? >> questlove: they're 17. they're 17 now. >> jimmy: these kids are unbelievable. quest sent me this link. he goes, check out these dudes. they're called the lemon twigs and -- but, we couldn't have them on because they had nothing to promote. they weren't signed or anything. we don't have anything. we were just a band. they're so different. i don't know how to describe them. >> questlove: they're like if you take the beach boys "pet sounds" and "sgt. pepper's" by the beatles and maybe "odyssey and oracle" by the zombies and filter it through a bunch of 15-year-old kids, that's what this is. >> jimmy: i thought it was great. come on. "odyssey and oracle." [ cheers and applause ] "odyssey and oracle." just use that reference. and the lead singer and the drummer are brothers. >> questlove: they're brothers, yeah. >> jimmy: they're brothers from long island. >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: and they're -- [ cheers ] yeah. it's so different and cool and fun.
and i don't know how else to describe them. but, turn up your tv's and press record right now so you can watch and get to learn and love the lemon twigs. they're on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] that is hilarious. lemon twigs "do hollywood." yeah. look at that. they're rad. come on. guys, whenever i get some down time here at the show, i like to go on instagram and scroll through all the photos. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: one thing i've noticed is that a lot of times, two people will write the exact same captions but the pictures they post will be completely different. i'll show you what i mean in this next segment. it's we call "picture this." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ picture this picture this picture this yeah picture this ♪ >> jimmy: let's take a look at this first example from apple and samsung. they both wrote, "we include this with every phone, free of charge." now, let's see the picture they
posted. apple posted a picture of headphones. samsung posted a picture of a a fire extinguisher. >> steve: oh, wow. >> jimmy: do you understand? >> steve: i think. >> jimmy: do you understand the bit? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: i'll give you another example. >> steve: okay. good 'cause i don't get it. >> jimmy: the next one is from benjamin moore and home depot. they both wrote, "can't get any whiter than this." >> steve: that's what they wrote. >> jimmy: don't beat me to the joke. don't hear the punchline already. here's -- they both wrote that, right? >> steve: can't get any whiter than this. >> jimmy: that is correct. benjamin moore posted a picture of the new bleach white paint. home depot posted a picture of rick perry on "dancing with the stars." do you understand the -- >> steve: i don't see why home depot would post that. i don't get it. but do another one. i'm slow. >> jimmy: i'll give you one more example. >> steve: okay, good please. >> jimmy: this one is from stephen hawking and the dalai lama. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: they both wrote, "some questions are forever unanswerable, like why does this exist?" stephen hawking posts a picture of the universe.
dalai lama posted a picture of the tv show "rob and chyna." that's what the dalai lama posted. >> steve: dalai lama posted that. >> jimmy: that is correct. let me give you another example. >> steve: okay, please do. >> jimmy: here's a caption from uber. >> steve: uber, the car people. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. the car people. >> steve: right? >> jimmy: yeah, you still work for webster's dictionary right?. >> steve: i do. i do, i do. but, with the tv show "webster." >> jimmy: yeah. well, this is dictionary. now, here's the caption from uber. >> steve: uber. >> jimmy: and chris christie. they both wrote, "this technological breakthrough will change everything." uber posted a picture of their new self-driving car. chris christie posted a picture of the hamburger/hot dog hybrid, the ham dog. the ham dog. >> steve: ham dog. it's a hamburger and a hot dog. >> jimmy: i don't think it's going to take off. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: i don't think the ham dog will take off. >> steve: no, i don't think it will either because it's not
that hard -- >> jimmy: too much going on. i do have a good idea though. >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: for ihop. >> steve: what is it? >> jimmy: the pancake people. >> steve: the international house of pancakes. >> jimmy: yeah, that's correct. yeah. you can do a -- right now i'm just gonna call it the panwaffle. >> steve: panwaffle. >> jimmy: well the outside is pancake. and the inside is waffle. >> steve: so it's like batter coated waffle? >> jimmy: i haven't gotten to that part yet but i think it's the same batter. >> steve: but you make a waffle crispy. you fill it with -- right? then you take syrup, fill it in the thing, dip that in pancake batter. >> jimmy: no, no, no. that's a totally different invention. >> steve: like uber? >> jimmy: you got to call the cast iron people and you have them build a new pan. >> steve: they build a brand new pan. the lodge people build a brand new pan. >> jimmy: the lodge family. >> steve: yeah, the lodge family. >> jimmy: and what you do is either make -- might be one of those flippable pans. >> steve: right, like you do with the thing. >> jimmy: like a waffle thing. but, whatever it is you pour the batter in, it goes -- the middle part is like waffle. >> steve: okay.
got it. >> jimmy: like does that remind you of waffles? >> steve: always. first thing i think of is waffles. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: that's waffles. i don't think of holding something. >> jimmy: so it's a waffle iron. >> steve: cough. turn your head and cough. >> jimmy: i'm not doing that. [ laughter ] >> steve: waffle. >> jimmy: they make you cough? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: like a dry batter. >> steve: yeah, dry batter. >> jimmy: no, no. and so you pour it in, you get that crispy waffle, you know, nook and cranny. >> steve: crooks in it. yeah. >> jimmy: and then the outside is flat pancake. what the dutch call panacake. >> steve: panacook. yeah, yeah. a dutch word for pancake. >> jimmy: yeah. so you got panwaffle and it's going to put ihop back. [ applause ] they're probably already -- they don't need my help. it's a giant chain. aynways. >> steve: rooting tooting fresh and fruity. >> jimmy: that's what i think of when i got home. >> steve: yeah, god bless them. the international house. >> jimmy: let me give you
another example of that bit we're doing. >> steve: good, 'cause i don't know what you're talking about. >> jimmy: here's a caption from chelsea clinton and ivanka trump. they both wrote, "as the first family, we will work every day to make sure we protect them." chelsea clinton posted a a picture of a group of children. and ivanka trump posted a a picture of her dad's tax returns. >> steve: oh, i see now. >> jimmy: the quote is the same but the photos are different. he's starting to get it. >> steve: i think i'm starting to get it. >> jimmy: all right. this next one is another example. this is from bill clinton and hillary clinton. >> steve: okay, bill and hillary clinton. >> jimmy: they both wrote, "i just don't understand how you connect with one of these." bill clinton posted a picture of apple's new wireless airpods. hillary clinton posted a a picture of a person. [ laughter ] you see what i'm saying? [ applause ] >> steve: i hope you have one more. >> jimmy: i have one more. >> steve: okay, good. >> jimmy: this one is from best buy and radio shack. >> steve: best buy and radio shack. >> jimmy: they both wrote, "get the new iphone 7 here." best buy posted a picture of a a best buy. radio shack posted a picture of a best buy. there you go. that's all the time we have for "picture this." we'll be right back with
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i didn't have a a chance to explain it, so i'm just going to draw a picture of it. this is -- the middle -- the middle would be waffle surrounded by an outer ring of pancake. [ laughter ] that is the panwaffle [ cheers and applause ] no one's gonna make this. we are joined right now by one of the biggest movie stars on the planet. he's a marvel super star, an academy-award nominee, and starting this friday, you'll see him in the highly anticipated new movie directed by the great tim burton called, "miss peregrine's home for peculiar children." please welcome back to the show, a talented man. here is samuel l. jackson! ♪ ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh! always, always, always a a pleasure to have you on the show. we love you so much. >> thank you. now, i watched terry crews come out last week, and said, "okay, i can't do that." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, he did that all right. >> need to find someone smoother for myself. >> jimmy: that was smooth as silk, man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look sharp as always. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back. >> so, i have -- not waffle house? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: waffle house? [ cheers and applause ] i mean, i'll do it. if they want to do it but i think there's no waffle house in new york city, is there? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> there's no waffle house. there's no cracker barrel. all the places that sell grits aren't here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. do you think it's something, or is it nothing? [ laughter ] don't -- don't answer. >> no. >> jimmy: no answer yet. you don't think it's a thing. >> i wouldn't go with that. >> jimmy: you always have to
keep reinventing yourself, you know? >> i'd be more likely to go with the chris christie, you know, burger dog thing. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] >> you know, if i had to make a a choice between that and that, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, the pan waffle versus the ham dog? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't see it. i think the bun doesn't make any sense. i got to buy a whole new bun now. >> chili ham dog, you know, i mean, you could, like, work on that ham dog and do things do it like slaw, chili, stuff, you know. >> jimmy: that's true. >> all you do is put syrup on a a waffle, and waffle pancake, you know -- >> jimmy: roscoe's, they have chicken and pan waffles. [ laughter ] that's the new thing. >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's just not gonna work. >> not having that. >> jimmy: hey, i want to ask you this because we always talk about golf when you come on the show. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: we just lost a a legend, arnold palmer. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he passed away, and he's the coolest guy. any kid who doesn't know who that is, you got to check him out. >> the kid doesn't know who that is, is a very young kid. >> jimmy: i know, exactly, yeah. he changed the game. i loved him. i loved him because he was so
emotional playing the game. if he had a bad shot, he would throw his hat and stuff like that. >> did you ever meet him? >> jimmy: i never got a chance to meet him. >> oh, you never met him. i actually played a round with him at the bob hope. when i first started playing golf, you know, you would go through the bob hope, and every day, they would put you with different pro golfer. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> for, like, four days. and one day they put me with arnold palmer. i said, "i'm with the king? okay, cool." but, you know, we met, we laughed, we talked, we go out. we were playing, you know, the first green. he's got, like, a 15-foot putt, putts it, misses it, like, "god [ bleep ]! son of a bitch! [ bleep ]" and all the people around the green are like, "it's all right, king." [ laughter ] they were like, "come on, king! you're going to get it, baby!" they didn't even care, you know? >> jimmy: no. >> they were like, "this is so awesome." i'm like, "okay, golf's my game." >> jimmy: right? >> if i can talk like that, i'm good. >> jimmy: and you're good at that. >> i'm perfect now. and i actually chipped in off the green at some hole, and he was like, "samuel! great!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: from arnold palmer? >> i get a "great" from the king. >> jimmy: i mean, come on.
>> so i'm good to go. >> jimmy: i know you're a big sports fan, and i saw on instagram you posted this picture of a football game, university of louisville? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and look at these two players are sitting on the bench, and this is what the camera shows. [ laughter ] was that unbelievable? >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what -- >> a wide receiver and a a quarterback. >> jimmy: yeah, he's a great quarterback. >> yeah, now, this kid might win the heisman trophy. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what they're saying, right? >> but yeah, the wide receiver, quarterback. because i have, you know, it's kind of -- okay, serendipitous. >> jimmy: yeah, i thought that was pretty cool. yeah, i love that thing. let's talk about the movie. let's talk about -- how's tim burton, by the way? >> awesome. >> jimmy: he's cool, right? >> you know, tim is one of those guys, i mean, first of all, i was shocked when i got the call. you know, it was one of those things where it's -- i never read the script, i never heard of the book or anything else. and, out of nowhere, when we're shooting "the hateful eight," they go, "you know tim burton wants you to come over and do his movie." i'm like, "what movie is that?" "'miss peregrine's home for peculiar children.'" i'm like, "okay, let me read it, but fine." before i even read it, it was like, "all right, i'm in." >> jimmy: yeah, because of tim burton. >> tim burton, you know?
he doesn't call that many black people, so i'm -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, anyway, yeah. >> yeah. so, yeah, i'm like, "yeah, i'm down with that." well, i read the book. >> jimmy: what is he like? i would say that he's probably just like the book, just imaginative and creative, and -- >> yeah, but you know what's crazy, though, because he's always in england, and he's doing these movies. you would tend to think, "oh, this british dude, blah, blah, blah." dude's from the valley. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> yeah, i was just, you know -- it doesn't strike until you talk to him. you go, "oh, that's right. you're not british." >> jimmy: yeah. >> "you're, like, tim burton. all right, cool." >> jimmy: he's from california, yeah. >> "yeah, you're from cali." and like quentin, you know, he's very positive about what he wants to do, how he wants to do it. he gives you the outline and the tone, and goes, "all right, you know, that's the coloring book. fill in the colors." >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> so, he sent me this picture of the look that he wanted me to have, and i was like, "wow, this is business. that's kind of awesome." so, i got the teeth, like, a
a month ahead of time so i could learn to talk with them in -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, and be able to enunciate and do stuff. >> jimmy: did you just walk around the house? >> no, i was shooting "the hateful eight," so, between shots -- >> jimmy: is that right? >> i would put the teeth on and mess with the people onset with the teeth. [ growling ] [ laughter ] so, they were having fun doing that. and man, when you do something for him and he likes it -- you know, quentin likes to -- quentin will just interrupt whatever you're doing. [ growling ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, right, right. >> but, at least tim waits until you're finished and he'll skip from behind the camera. he would be like, "oh, yes!" [ laughter ] he goes like, "yes! >> jimmy: really? >> yes! >> jimmy: that feels good, right? >> and it makes you feel so good -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> that you've made him that happy that you can't wait to do your next scene. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're like, "oh, if you think that's something, what till i do this next" -- >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. "because i'm really gonna make you dance on that one." yeah. >> but, he is that guy. he makes you feel really great about what you're doing. >> jimmy: he's the real deal. and, we have a clip here, samuel l. jackson in "miss peregrine's home for peculiar children," in theaters friday. check this out. [ whistling ]
♪ >> jake! >> i'll hold him off as long as we have to. >> when are you going to realize you are a terrible shot with that thing? [ yelling ] >> get the others. i'll meet you at the loop entrance. [ yelling ] ♪ >> eventually, you're going to run out of breath, and it will all be over! just for your beloved jake and miss peregrine, everlasting life for me! and a mitt for you! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. you're the best man. i'm going with that, man. our thanks to samuel l. jackson. "miss peregrine's home for peculiar children" hits theaters this friday! sam and i are playing "truth or door" after the break. stick around. it's good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! i'm here with samuel l. jackson! [ cheers and applause ] starting friday, you can see him in the new tim burton movie, "miss peregrine's home for peculiar children." samuel and i are about to play a game called "truth or door." ♪ ♪ truth or door, ooh >> jimmy: first, we're going to need another player, and we found a good one. from the new movie "deepwater horizon," which opens on friday, please welcome gina rodriguez! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ truth or door, ooh >> jimmy: finally. gina rodriguez. now, guys, you can go on this side, right here. the game works like this.
on your turn, your either choose truth, or door. if you choose truth, you have to honestly answer one of these personal questions contained here in the truth box. if you choose door, one of these dare doors will open and you must accept whatever dare is behind it. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: samuel, you're up first. "truth or door." >> i'm always about truth, man. [ laughter ] break some truth out on me. ♪ >> jimmy: what is your biggest fear? >> never working again. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> but that's so easy. like give me a door. >> jimmy: you want a door? >> i want a door. >> jimmy: truth and door? >> truth and door. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: judges, can we do truth and door? the judges say great. which door will it be? >> numero uno. >> jimmy: door number one.
>> steve: we dare you -- >> what i'm going to do with those? >> steve: to angrily yell at these kittens. >> do i get to eat those? >> jimmy: juggle. >> oh, i juggle? >> steve: you have to yell at these kittens to tell them why they need to see your favorite movie. come up here, samuel. ♪ >> jimmy: what is it? what is the dare? >> steve: the dare is, samuel, you have to yell at these kittens and tell them why they need to see your favorite movie. what is your favorite movie of all time? >> my favorite movie of all time is "the raid 2." >> jimmy: well there you go. >> steve: the what? >> "the raid" -- >> steve: "the raid 2." tell these kittens why they need to see it. 20 seconds on the clock. go samuel, go! >> you mother [ bleep ] need to watch "the raid." [ laughter ] i'm telling you, this movie is the [ bleep ]. it is part two of part one. part one was an ass kicker but part two is a most mother [ bleep ].
i'm telling you, you really want to see that. the best martial arts you ever -- [ buzzer sound ] >> steve: all right, all right, all right. okay. [ laughter ] i think that now that you've maimed this kitten -- >> they're scared. >> steve: he's yours for the rest of the show. on truth -- >> he's scared? >> he's scared. >> you should be. >> steve: and door! [ cheers and applause ] >> oh my god. oh, do i get kittens too? >> jimmy: yeah. who knows? yeah. it's now your turn. gina, "truth or door"? >> you guys got kittens. i want door. >> jimmy: there you go. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which door will it be? you have two and three left. >> number tres. three. >> jimmy: tres, let's see what's behind door number three? >> steve: we dare you to put this robot helmet on and talk like a robot for the rest of the game. >> oh.
[ laughter ] >> steve: come up here, gina. ♪ >> oh, oh. >> steve: what is your name? >> my name is gina. [ laughter ] >> steve: fantastic. get back down there on "truth or door"! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can pull that off. oh, my gosh, is it comfortable? >> yes, it is very. can i eat your kittens now? >> jimmy: would you like to name this kitten? >> kurt russell. >> jimmy: that's nice. this is my life right now. >> jimmy: no, you have to talk like a robot. >> this is my life right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're holding a a kitten looking like a robot. all right. it's my turn. i got to do -- i got to do the door. i just have to do it. i'm picking door. let's see what's behind door number two. [ laughter ] >> steve: we dare you to give
this vibrating massage belt and sing "jesse's girl" by rick springfield. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you got a kitten, you got a hat. what is the vibrating -- what is -- >> steve: it vibrates, you'll see. get in there. turn around, face the audience. if i were you, i'd stretch it out a little bit. roots, are you ready? >> jimmy: ow, ow. ♪ >> yes! yes! >> jimmy: oh my gosh. [ laughter ] ♪ jessie is a friend yeah, i know he's been a good friend of mine ♪ ♪ but lately something's changed and it's hard to define ♪ ♪ jessie's got himself a girl and i want to make her mine ♪ ♪ and she's watching him with those eyes and she's lovin' him with that body i just know it ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our next guest for her golden globe award winning role in the hit television series "jane the virgin." starting this friday, you can catch her on the big screen starring alongside kate hudson and mark wahlberg in the giant new movie "deepwater horizon." ladies and gentlemen, once again, gina rodriguez. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome.
thank you. >> oh, you're amazing. you amaze me. >> jimmy: no, you're amazing. i'm the biggest fan. and thank you so much for coming on finally, because, you know, one of those things where you ever see -- >> thanking me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> are you just saying that? [ laughter ] i'm also, okay, just making sure that we're all here. >> jimmy: no, i love you. >> right? we're all here? >> jimmy: i watch "jane the virgin" and i saw it and i go, oh i don't know this actress but man, i go, she's going to be the biggest star ever and here you are and now a giant imax movie, and congratulations, you deserve it. >> thank you, thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: you're fantastic. you're funny. you're great. but i have a lot of things that i have to ask you, because first of all, because gina is your name obviously. >> yes. >> jimmy: but -- >> not short for regina or georgina. just gina. >> jimmy: it's just gina. named after anyone? >> my dad, whose name is gino. >> jimmy: oh, gino? >> so i'm a female jr. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm a -- i'm a -- yeah, my dad's name is jim. >> get out of here. >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> up top, dude. >> jimmy: yeah, do you have brothers and sisters? >> i have two older sisters. >> jimmy: are they named after your mom? >> my eldest sister is. >> jimmy: oh yeah?
>> yeah. you have a sibling? >> jimmy: we're brother and sister. [ laughter ] that's what i wanted to tell you. >> every single time i saw the screen -- >> jimmy: tell dad i said hi, gino, i miss you. my sister is gloria because my mom's name's gloria. >> oh wow, your parents just are amazing. [ laughter ] amazing. yes. yes. and creative. >> jimmy: unoriginal, unoriginal, yeah. >> i mean my parents are clearly extremely creative. >> jimmy: it was very confused around the house. because if someone called they'd be like, hello, can i talk to jim? big jim or little jim? which that's works. >> i got it all the time and like the worst case is if a boy called and they're like, may i please speak to gina. my dad's like, this is gino. >> jimmy: let's talk. >> i was like -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what i want to ask you about? cutz. you know what i'm talking about? >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is a nickname. >> how do you know about cutz? i heard about this. i heard that you -- your friends used to call you cutz and you would go to college parties or something and rap as cutz? i swear. is this right?
is this true? >> this is correct. cutz is my alter ego. i think that's pretty cool, like cutz. cutz and it was me and my best friend and she was lady fury. lady fury and cutz. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how do you spell cutz? >> c-u-t-z. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was hoping, i was hoping for that. you have to put the z there. yeah, of course. >> come on, super bad ass. >> jimmy: little pizzazz at the end of there, yeah. and you would just go rap originals or would you do other? >> we would write, foolishly, and then when we were at, you know, college parties and they were like, oh, rap, we'd be like, oh yeah, right off the dome. not off the dome but definitely. >> jimmy: really, so you would have -- >> we were dropping those rhymes all over nyu. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we always have microphones around. [ cheers ] cutz, making her debut tonight. maybe? i know, come on. you don't have to do an original if you don't to. you can do anything.
>> okay. all right. are you guys going to help me out? because it's kind of a dream come true if you did, questlove, yeah. roots, i love y'all. >> jimmy: you start it off -- >> oh. >> jimmy: is that good? >> one, two, one, two, three. ♪ this one is for the boys with the booming system the top down ac with the cooling system ♪ ♪ when he come up in the club he be blazin' up got stacks on deck like he saving up ♪ ♪ and he ill, he real he might got a deal he pop bottles and he got the right kind of chill ♪ ♪ he dope, he cold he might sell coke he always in the air but he never flys coach ♪ ♪ he a mother [ bleep ] trip trip sailor of the ship, ship when he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip ♪ ♪ that's the kinda dude i was looking fo' and yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe ♪ ♪ i said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy i mean my my my my like pelican fly ♪ ♪ i mean you're so shy and i'm loving your tie ♪ ♪ you're like sicker than the guy with a thing on his eye ♪ ♪ oh, yes i did, yes i did somebody please tell him who the f i is ♪ ♪ i am nikki minaj i mack them dudes up back coupes up
and chuck the deuce up ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] nikki minaj. you're fantastic! >> that's why i owe it to nikki, you be rocking it, get it, work. >> jimmy: that was great. >> that's so fun. >> jimmy: that was so great. >> that was so fun. >> jimmy: well, can you do this on "jane the virgin"? you can probably. >> yeah, we did. we did a little rapping situation last season and maybe we'll have a little more this season. >> jimmy: yeah, okay, good. so, season premier, premiers three weeks from tonight. congrats on that. on the cw, october 17. let's now talk about, bit more serious, "deepwater horizon." >> yeah. >> jimmy: fantastic. i loved it. so intense, so good. peter berg, mark wahlberg, kate hudson, kurt russell. >> russel. john malkovich.
>> jimmy: i mean god, i saw kurt russell i go, i love kurt russell. he's just so good and he's just a great actor. >> and he's a dream. he was like my protector, he was so loving and incredible, and yeah, he's just a good dude. he's a really good and he's stellar, everybody's stellar. >> jimmy: everyone's -- >> and you have kate hudson tomorrow. >> jimmy: yeah, right, no, you got to love her too, yeah. >> you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. there's no words. >> jimmy: but this is a giant, giant, if you can, go see this in imax. >> please. >> jimmy: but if you don't have a imax theater around your neighborhood, see it in the regular theater, but it is a a big movie. >> it's exciting and it's good. you know, like we all remember during the 2010 oil spill, the environmental causes, you know, the catastrophe, environmentally, i always remember that like the duck covered in oil and it did affect us and that is a a conversation, that is something that we should continue to have, but we never talked about the lives that were lost on that oil rig. we never talked about the survivors, we never talked about their experience and like when i read the script, i was like incredible that i was not aware of how many lives were
touched by this incident, and i really hope that this film just pays tribute to them. >> jimmy: yeah, i want to show everyone a clip. [ applause ] here is gina rodriguez in "deepwater horizon." take a look at this. >> the well is going out. >> what? >> i tested, they're running away from me. i'm not going to be able to hold the rig in place. >> all right. >> magenta. magenta alarm. >> warning. >> i just lost four thrusters on the port side. i only have four left. >> what do we do? >> i need a damage report. >> i'm going to take manual control over the rig. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: gina rodriguez! "deepwater horizon" in imax and theaters this friday. the lemon twigs perform for us next. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: tonight's musical guests are two incredibly talented brothers from long island, whose debut album, "do hollywood," is out october 14th. making their television debut, performing "these words," give it up for the lemon twigs! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ why do i have to follow you to know just who i am ♪
>> jimmy: thank you. thank you. thank you, my friends. oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! thank you, thank you, thank you! come on over. hey, thank you very much! the lemon twigs! the lemon twigs! [ cheers ] thank you, buddy. fantastic. catch them this wednesday here in new york city at irving plaza. we'll be right back. lemon twigs! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ when pat toomey went to washington, he didn't stop...
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to samuel l. jackson, gina rodriguez. the lemon twigs, ladies and gentlemen! and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope i see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
live, from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late nigh night". with will forte, and mandy moore, and david ortiz. featuring with 8g band with danny carey. ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. how are we doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. we are live right now. it is 12:37:34. and to prove we're live, it's 12:37:39. tonight is the first