tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC September 27, 2016 11:34pm-12:38am EDT
well, tomorrow morning some areas, especial live in the lehigh valley, could be in the upper 40s. most of the day wednesday will be dry, but in the afternoon you'll see more clouds, rain chances especially, thursday we can have heavy rain, temperatures upper 60s. keep the umbrella through saturday. >> all the way through saturday? >> yeah, rainy forecast. >> all right, that's our news. thanks for being here. have a great night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kate hudson -- david oyelowo -- musical guests de la soul
featuring estelle -- and the legendary rootcrew. >> questlove: 542! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! how are you? welcome. welcome. please sit down. enjoy yourselves. welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome, everybody! welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it! you're here! that's what i'm talking about! now, it's a party. now, it's a party. thank you very much, guys. welcome to "the tonight show." here's what people are talking about. [ laughter ] do you know what people were talking about? the big debate last night.
>> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: everyone's talking about the debate between donald trump and hillary clinton. yeah, in fact, it had higher ratings than any other debate in u.s. history. >> what? >> jimmy: did you know that? ratings would have been even higher if it weren't for all the people covering their eyes. >> steve: hey! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. nailed it. nailed it. [ laughter ] actually, did you know this, though? before every debate, the candidates go on stage, and they do a sound check. yeah, we actually have audio from last night. [ laughter ] it kind of set the tone for the evening. first up was hillary clinton. listen to this. >> testing. testing. trumped up, trickle down. trumped up, trickle down. [ laughter ] pause for applause, and nothing. okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was hillary. >> steve: that was hillary. >> jimmy: that was hillary's sound check. now, listen to donald trump's sound check. [ laughter ] >> testing. [ sniffs ] testing. [ sniffs ] testing. [ sniffs ] oh, yeah.
that was the one. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sniffing? >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: a lot of people noticed last night donald trump kept sniffling during the debate. trump claims there was nothing wrong with him, but i'm not so sure about that. check this out. >> perhaps we'll be talking about that later. [ sniffs ] [ laughter ] but we have to stop companies from doing this. [ sniffs ] [ laughter ] we cannot let it happen. and why hasn't she made the agreements better? [ sniffs ] [ laughter ] the nafta agreement is defective. >> i prepared to be president, and i think that's a good thing. [ blows nose ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you miss that? did you miss that last night? >> steve: i missed that. >> jimmy: i have it. >> steve: i missed that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course, one of the issues that came up last night was trump's personal wealth. but, trump defended himself saying that he doesn't talk about how rich he is just to be quote, "braggadocious." [ laughter ] and, he introduced his speechwriter, the ninja turtles. [ laughter and applause ] "i'm totally braggadocious, dude!" actually, during last night's
debate, trump was complaining about our outdated military and said that our b-52s are so old, that your grandfather could be flying them. because everyone knows nothing gets a debate crowd going like some old "your b-52s are so old" joke. [ laughter ] "your b-52s are so old they need cialis to launch a a missile." >> steve: hey! ♪ [ applause ] "your b-52 is so old, when i heard 'b-52,' i yelled 'bingo!'" ♪ >> steve: hey-oh! [ laughter and applause ] "your b-52 is so old, instead of a runway, it lands on a a shuffleboard court." >> steve: hey! ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's how old that would be. >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: this is kind of weird. i read that coolers and bicycles were banned from last night's debate, which makes you wonder what happened at previous debates where they said, "all right. from now on, no more coolers or bicycles at the debate." [ applause ] "because this is a complete disaster." >> steve: hey, no! >> jimmy: come on. you have to make a rule. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: no more! i've had enough! >> steve: i have a cooler full
of beer, man! >> jimmy: you wouldn't believe -- "you wouldn't believe what happened to me getting up here. i had to go through all those coolers and bicycles." [ laughter ] "never again." >> steve: "enough!" >> jimmy: "enough! good day, sir!" [ laughter ] this is pretty big. snapchat announced they're changing its name to "snap, incorporated." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah, and right after myspace announced it's changing its name to snapchat. [ laughter ] like, "we'll take it. we'll take -- that's a good name." [ applause ] "you're not going to take it. what's the problem?" yeah. speaking of snapchat, i saw that one of president obama's advisors just left her job to become snapchat's director of communications. once she learns how to make messages disappear, she'll go back to the white house and work for hillary. [ laughter and applause ] very good for her. keep the economy going. >> steve: keep it going. >> jimmy: we're making jobs. and finally, i saw that uber just started selling gift cards at places like walmart and target. yep. a perfect way of saying, "i love you, but i ain't picking you up at the airport." [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight.
give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> tariq: two one five. let's go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, multiple grammy award-winner, our pal, sting will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] i love sting. then later this week, margot robbie will be here, nathan lane -- >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: james marsden, and vice president, joe biden will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] that's a good week. but first -- >> steve: what? >> jimmy: we have a fantastic show, tonight. we're in love with this girl. she stars opposite mark wahlberg in the giant new film, "deepwater horizon." golden globe award-winner kate hudson is here! [ cheers and applause ] plus, from the new movie, "queen of katwe," the very talented david oyelowo is dropping by.
[ cheers and applause ] he's so fun. remember his dad was here last time? >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: david's dad was here last time. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: standing up and waving to everybody. [ laughter ] it was really funny. it was really cute. oh, and we got great music. i mean, how exciting was this? dude, i freaked out. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i was just walking by the hall. i saw them in the hallway. i was like, "oh, my gosh!" de la soul is in the house! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: mint green, funky. minty fresh. minty fresh. >> steve: it tastes peppery. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. what jam are they doing tonight? do you know? >> questlove: "memory of," "memory of," yeah. >> jimmy: "memory of," ooh, wow. that's right, with estelle. you got a little tape? >> you want me to bust it? ♪ [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm talking about. de la soul is here. [ cheers and applause ]
>> steve: oh! >> jimmy: guys, it is time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of getting a flu shot. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: a lot of people are getting them, but some doctors are now warning against doing it too soon. so, let's take a look at the pros and cons of getting a flu shot. here we go. pro, influenza treatments are called "vaccines." con, i had needs to be called "flu fighters." [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh, that's a good to know. [ applause ] >> jimmy: pros, this fall, the flu shots come in three different strains. con, h1n1, h3n2, and pumpkin spice. [ laughter and applause ] a seasonal thing. >> steve: they're very good. >> jimmy: subtle. >> steve: smells fantastic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, typing in all of your symptoms to webmd. con, getting back, "oh, you dead." [ laughter and applause ] just stay off of it.
>> steve: don't go there. >> jimmy: you could be dead. >> steve: wait. >> jimmy: pro, obama got the shot, so he can stay healthy in office. con, biden got the show, so he can get a spongebob band-aid. [ laughter and applause ] worth it just for that. >> steve: it's worth it, man. >> jimmy: i love that show. >> steve: sponge it up. >> jimmy: pro, flu-like symptoms include fever, cold sweats, muscle aches, chills, and dehydration. con, that also describes me after two minutes at spin class. [ laughter and applause ] pro, just close your eyes, and you'll feel a tiny little prick. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh. hey! whoa! >> jimmy: con, that's what i told my girlfriend in college. there you go. >> steve: hey! ♪ [ applause ] >> steve: why would you do that? why would you tell her that? >> jimmy: i don't know. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's obviously the truth. you said it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, pro, the flu mist nasal spray is not
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back. that's a crowd right there. [
cheers and applause ] as you guys know, we're always striving to get better here at "the tonight show." ♪ harder better faster stronger ♪ [ laughter ] so before our show we put out a a suggestion box. >> steve: oh, my. >> jimmy: for the audience. we have bicycles, coolers and suggestion boxes waiting for the audience. but we banned -- from now on, we banned -- no more coolers or bikes. >> steve: get rid of them, too many. >> jimmy: but the suggestion box is great. because the audience gives us feedback about what they think of the show, things they'd like to see us do.
and that helps us. so we appreciate it. thank you for doing that, you guys. it's really good. [ cheers and applause ] let's take a look inside the audience suggestion box. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ look into the box the suggestion box ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: the first one is from kyle benson. "hey jimmy, i grew up in the '90s and i used to love going to the mall and getting those glamour shots done. do you ever do that?" actually, i know what you're talking about. there were those photo booths where they give you props and special backgrounds and get you made up to look really glamorous. normally girls did it. some guy did it. guys did it too. i never got them done. but i think higgins did, right? did you? >> steve: yeah, i sure did. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: can we see one? >> steve: sure. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: leather jacket? no shirt. >> steve: no shirt. no pants. >> jimmy: no pants. [ laughter ] >> steve: porky pigged it. porky pigged it all the way to the floor. >> jimmy: what about you, james? you ever get one?
>> nope. never got any. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you sure? >> well, i took one. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. that's not bad. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> steve: they like you. >> jimmy: yeah, yikes. >> steve: she is cute. >> jimmy: this one is from megan horowitz. "hey jimmy, i love the show 'american ninja warrior.' but sometimes it's too intense for me. i wish there was a way to calm it down. can you help?" i know what you mean. it's a very high octane entertainment. but i think i know the best way to make it more relaxing -- have it narrated by morgan freeman. [ laughter ] take a look. >> in life, we all face obstacles like heartbreak, failure, or whatever the hell this thing is, some sort of inverted rock climbing wall. anyway, the point is, to achieve greatness, you have to believe. ooh. #ninjafail. [ laughter and applause ]
>> jimmy: #ninjafail. this one is from jack carter. he said, "hey jimmy, have you have heard of todd, the turtle in the convertible? he's an actual turtle who drives a convertible. you should have him on the show." yeah, yeah, yeah, i know exactly who you're talking about. basically it's this turtle named todd. he's always driving around in his convertible blasting music. frankly, it's a little annoying. ♪ no. no, no, no. oh no. ♪ get out the way [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: watch it, buddy. hey! get out of here! lower the music. lower the music. ♪ he can't even hear me. he can't even hear me. lower it! lower it! slow down! ♪ lower the music and slow down! i apologize, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] trouble i got. >> steve: rude. >> jimmy: rude. >> steve: he's a punk.
[ laughter ] >> steve: that costs a lot of money. >> jimmy: is your buddy in the audience tonight? >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: is your buddy here in the audience? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: what is his name? >> steve: greg tinkle. >> jimmy: oh that's weird, we have a suggestion from greg tinkle. >> steve: are you serious? oh, my gosh. what did he say? >> jimmy: he said -- he didn't mention you at all, weirdly. [ laughter ] >> steve: 'cause of the moonwalking. >> jimmy: yeah, probably. he was embarrassed, yeah. "hey jimmy, i love that classic scene in 'a few good men' with tom cruise and jack nicholson where he yells 'you can't handle the truth.' you could have them on the show to reenact that scene?" i'll do you one better. ladies and gentlemen, here to reenact that seen from "a few good men" are tom cruise and jack nicholson's celebrity impersonators. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right guys, whenever you're ready, take it away there.
♪ >> colonel jessup, did you order the code red? >> you snotty little bastard. >> answer the question. >> i'll answer the question. you want answers? >> i think i'm entitled. >> you want answers? >> i want the truth! >> you can't handle the truth! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! fantastic job. fantastic. that was amazing. thank you guys. >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: that was great. okay, guys. thank you. fantastic. greg's idea. yeah. [ light laughter ] let's try one more from the old sug box. this last one is from jamie powers. "hey jimmy, one of my favorite things about the fall are corn mazes. did you know that there is a a corn maze here in meridian, idaho dedicated to you? you should come here and see it." yeah, did i hear about this. it's called the farmstead corn maze and this year they made an entire corn maze based on "the tonight show." and this is real, do we have a a photo of it? look at that.
isn't that amazing? [ cheers ] "idaho loves jimmy." isn't that cool? [ cheers and applause ] i was honored. thank you very much for that. while i'd love to go there myself, i have to stay here and do the show. but we were able to do the next best thing. we sent our very own "tonight show" mascot hashtag the panda to idaho and had him skydive from a plane and land in the maze. we shot the whole thing. check this out. ♪ i just wanna fly put your arms around me baby put your arms around me baby ♪ ♪ i just wanna fly put your arms around me baby put your arms around me baby ♪ ♪ i just want to fly ♪ >> jimmy: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] landed right in the heart. incredible. my thanks to sky down skydiving, the farmstead corn
maze, and everyone in idaho. i really appreciate that. ♪ oh, it's hashtag! [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. he is so excited. hashtag, that was a great job when you went skydiving. that was fantastic, buddy. yeah. [ light laughter ] do you have any new moves that you can you teach us? any new dance moves for us? ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: yeah? ♪ ♪ [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. all right. ♪ >> jimmy: all right, good. that's good. thank you, that's it. ♪ hashtag, everybody. that's all the time we have for
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content of this advertising. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our first guest from movies like "almost famous," "how to lose a guy in 10 days," and "kung fu panda 3." her latest film, "deepwater horizon" is in imax and theaters this friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome kate hudson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
>> i'm so happy to be here. >> jimmy: i'm so happy you're here. thank you. >> oh, my gosh. the panda. the panda. the last time i was here, i couldn't stop laughing, yeah. oh, it's the greatest thing ever. >> jimmy: you had your son with you last time. did he like the panda? >> i did. he did. i think he liked the drums more. >> jimmy: that's right. he played questlove's drums. >> he did -- well, he tried, right? he tried, he got a little nervous. >> jimmy: might have got nervous around quest. >> yeah, well, he is still playing the drums. >> jimmy: is he, really? >> yeah, he's five. and he just -- it's like -- it's like --it almost is his self soother. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like, he's five years old and i'll, you know, go, "well, what happened to bing?" and he'll be in his drum room, now. we like had to do a drum room because he just drums all day long. oh, yeah. >> jimmy: a little five-year-old. he is the cutest thing ever. >> he's so cute, yes. >> jimmy: are you taking him to concerts or not yet? >> he lives at concerts. >> jimmy: true, yeah, i guess so. yeah, exactly, right, yeah. >> so his life is concerts. it's actually -- >> jimmy: how old were you when you went to a concert?
>> my first concert? i think -- i was like six. six-ish, seven? >> jimmy: do you remember what? >> pointer sisters. >> jimmy: no! >> yeah. well, i really remember it because it was the first time i smelled a funny odor. [ laughter ] and i was like -- i remember going like, "mom, what is that smell?" and she was like, "nothing." [ light laughter ] and i was like, "but it doesn't smell like cigarettes." >> jimmy: pointer sisters style. >> and i don't know what that -- oh yeah, they get down. >> jimmy: really? >> oh, yeah. it was like a foreshadowing to my teenage years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because, you went to more concerts. >> and then my brother -- totally, totally. and then my -- and then my brother who for some reason at like at 10 years old was like, "that's weed." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why don't you grow up you little baby! >> whatever that is. ♪ jump for my love i'm jumping feel my touch jump ♪ >> jimmy: yeah. automatic was my jam. >> automatic?
>> jimmy: that was my pointer sisters jam. ♪ look what you done to me i'm utterly at your whim all of my defenses down ♪ >> you're in key. you're in key, actually. >> jimmy: am i? >> you're in key. yeah well, it was low. i can't even do it. [ vocalizing ] i can't do it. ♪ look what you done >> jimmy: they didn't really let her sing a lot of the time. yeah. 'cause her voice was so deep, it's like -- "can i sing the other one?" they go, "no." you just do that one. >> i just like the 80's like -- [ vocalizing ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then it's like -- [ laughter ] [ vocalizing ] >> jimmy: that was a good jam. you, actually, have a great voice. i have known you for a long time. >> a long time. >> jimmy: so i know that you can sing. >> we've sang together. >> jimmy: we have sang many a a time together. >> yep. >> jimmy: but you -- i just saw this thing recently. it was on instagram, i think. i saw you singing the national anthem. >> oh, that national -- oh god. that is an old favorite in my house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you should sing it -- the national anthem. you sang it so well. we have a clip. i want to show this because it -- to embarrass you a little
bit. >> i was -- oh. ♪ oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave ♪ >> jimmy: i mean, that's good right there. [ cheers and applause ] you can sing. that's great. >> i embarrass my kids all the time. and i like do the whole thing where i'm like, you know, like whenever there is a sports game on, i'm just like shh! i have to hear national anthem. i am the critical person. like what are they doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, not bad. no, yeah. >> it started way too high. way too high. >> jimmy: and they never get to the end when they're like -- ♪ oh saayou know does thaaaat the sun is going down. you go, "okay." [ laughter ] yeah. would you ever do a record? would you ever like -- >> i'd love to do a record. i've always been scared of making music. >> jimmy: why? >> because i like authentic -- i like music that feels really honest.
i love pop music. but -- i write music. and it's super depressing. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you think that would bum people out? >> and i just kind of feel like it would be like, "oh, kate is going to do -- whoa." >> jimmy: a sad, depressing record? that's not what we want. >> what is that? >> jimmy: yeah. we want fun, happy kate hudson. >> yeah. it's like, you know -- >> jimmy: do it under a a pseudonym. >> but -- but i want to do it. i think -- i think i'm just going to do it for the sake of doing it and see how it turns out. >> jimmy: why not? >> why not? that's kind of how i feel. >> jimmy: i think we'd love it. everyone would love to hear it. >> and i'm old enough now. [ cheers and applause ] i'm old enough now to where it doesn't really matter anymore. i just kind of you know -- i love -- music is my life. and it's my first love. and that's -- >> jimmy: i think that will be great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: pal, let's talk about "deepwater horizon." >> okay. >> jimmy: fantastic film. >> thanks. >> jimmy: it tells a very important story. >> it does. i mean, it's about the bp oil
spill. but i think because we put, you know of course, so much focus on the environmental aspects of the oil spill that the sort of people on the rig were forgotten and 11 people died on the rig. and the stories really focuses on these heroes on this rig that, you know, saved as many people as they could. unfortunately, not the 11. but it was a really nice thing to be a part of because it sort of got lost. >> jimmy: yeah, i never heard that story. >> it the enormity of the story. >> jimmy: and you're great in it. mark wahlberg is fantastic in it. he plays your husband. and -- >> my dad is in it. >> jimmy: kurt russell is the best, dude. i love your dad so much. >> he's the best. >> jimmy: i just -- every time i see him in any movie, i'm like, "oh, i love this dude so much." >> he's jack burton. >> jimmy: he's the best! >> he's big trouble in china. snake plissken. >> jimmy: captain ron! >> captain ron! >> jimmy: captain ron, dude, come on. get real! i love that dude. >> i love that movie. >> jimmy: give him the biggest hug for me. >> i will. >> jimmy: i going to hug you. this is for kurt russell. i love that guy so much. >> i'll send it.
>> jimmy: please. >> i'll send it to him. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. here's kate hudson in "deepwater horizon." take a look at this. >> natalie, this is felicia williams. our husbands work on the deepwater horizon together. well, i just called the coast guard and they could just confirm that there was a fire. but i just was wondering if maybe you heard something. >> what did the coast guard say? >> just that there's been a a fire. >> shelly heard people were jumping off the rig. [ crying ] >> what are you doing? >> not now, baby. >> jimmy: ooh. [ cheers and applause ] kate hudson! "deepwater horizon" is in imax and theaters this friday. david oyelowo joins us next. stick around. it's great. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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emmy-nominated actor who stars in the new movie "queen of katwe," which opens in theaters everywhere friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome david oyelowo! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looking sharp as always. >> hello. hello, thank you. >> jimmy: welcome back. thank you for coming back to the show. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: how is your dad doing? [ laughter ] i love him so much. >> he loves you. and i mean literally he loves you. >> jimmy: he does, yeah. >> no, i called him in the dressing room. i said, "daddy, i'm about to go on the jimmy fallon show." he goes, "jimmy, jimmy, jimmy." [ laughter ] literally. and he goes, "tell him does he a good job." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love him. >> and then finally he goes, "and tell him i love him."
>> jimmy: oh, he did? >> for real. for real. so he does love you. >> jimmy: last time he was here, he just -- he stole the show. >> he did. >> jimmy: he was the greatest. how's the kids? how's the family? everyone good? >> they're doing very well. they're doing very well. yes. still on the social media. i know nothing about any of that. but last time i was here we were talking about the fails and all that kind of stuff. >> jimmy: they love it. you have no clue? >> i still no clue. they make fun of me, jimmy. i feel old. [ light laughter ] is it a "gif" or a "jif", do you know? [ laughter ] see? see? >> jimmy: no, no, no. he wasn't laughing at you. he was laughing with you. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: they're laughing with you. >> that's exactly what my kids sound like. [ laughter ] in restaurants, by the way. >> jimmy: i think it is a a "jif." technically it's a "gif." >> you're being nice now. i can tell you're just being nice. >> jimmy: no, i'm not. actually, i had this discussion because i'm a nerd as well. >> okay. >> jimmy: actually, it is a a "jif" but i call it a "gif." >> i'm lost. someone asked me the other day. they said, "can we get --" normally it is a selfie.
"can we get a nonselfie?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what we call a a normal photo, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it called a a nonselfie? >> can we get a nonselfie? >> jimmy: can we get a a nonselfie? >> can we get someone to take a a nonselfie? >> jimmy: my bff, my "biffle." >> and apparently you can't -- if we were to take one together now -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> this would not be a selfie anymore. it's called an ussie. >> jimmy: is that right? >> have you heard of that? >> jimmy: no. >> oh good! i'm not alone. [ laughter ] yes! >> jimmy: you're young again. >> you're old like me. fabulous. >> jimmy: well last time we showed this video of you that went viral on youtube of -- you had a cast on your leg. >> yes. >> jimmy: and you were standing far away from this basketball hoop and you chucked the basketball and it swished, it went in. i can show everyone real quick. this is it. watch this. one legged. >> ohh! >> jimmy: swish. yeah. that was amazing. [ cheers and applause ] >> come on! come on! >> jimmy: i know you loved it.
but here's what i loved. your kids saw it and it was like, "dad, you can't be the cool guy in the family." >> i know, for a year -- for a a year they kept on attempting it. and this happened last week. >> jimmy: watch this. >> football. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: then -- watch this guy. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is pretty cool. that is pretty good, right? >> yeah! >> jimmy: i love the dab afterwards. >> team oyelowo. >> jimmy: i mean, that was pretty impressive right there. >> not bad, and my middle son did that immediately after his older brother. >> jimmy: that was his big day. it was a big day for the fam. and now they're cooler than dad. >> teah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: did you ever do anything that impressive when you were a kid? >> well, the only thing i did that was remotely entertaining for others -- it really entertained me -- was i could make the sound of an elephant. [ light laughter ]
why you are looking at me like that? oh. oh. okay. i have to warm up. okay. all right. [ elephant trumpeting ] not my best. not my best. let me do that again, jimmy. >> jimmy: sure. >> okay. [ elephant trumpeting ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not bad. that's not bad. that's actually fantastic. >> i know. i need to get out more. i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. that was fantastic. you seem like a fun dude. i want to hang out with you all the time. let's talk about your movie "queen of katwe." it's based on a true story. >> yeah. that is still unfolding. yes. this wonderful girl phiona mutesi, 11-year-old girl in the slums of katwe, uganda, was discovered to have a a prodigious chess playing talent. and the character i play,
robert katende is the coach who discovered her and helped her become a chess champion. >> jimmy: it's kind of fascinating -- well, it is fascinating. and it's got great reviews by the way. i think it's like 90% on rotten tomatoes. congratulations, you deserve it. >> thank you very much. [ laughter and applause ] i think they call that fresh. >> jimmy: yeah. stop telling me all the new terms. yeah. i mean this is a hot tomato. >> it is. >> jimmy: yeah. >> fresh, hot tomato. >> jimmy: fresh, hot tomato. we have a clip. here is david oyelowo in "queen of katwe." take a look at this. >> look, i put my pawn on this side. if you take my pawn my knight attacks your queen, we exchange queens, my knight attacks your king, i take your rook. >> with respect coach, i would not move that way. >> you must. you are compelled by my position.
>> if you come for my knight, i attack your king and take your rook. you see? >> you can see eight moves ahead? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: amazing, right? david oyelowo, everybody. "queen of katwe" opens in theaters everywhere on friday. we have music from de la soul featuring estelle after the break. stick around. it's going to be good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the microsoft cloud helps us stay connected. the microsoft cloud offers infinite scalability. the microsoft cloud helps our customers get up and running, anywhere in the planet. wherever there's a phone, you've got a bank, and we could never do that before. the cloud gave us a single platform to reach across our
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♪ >> how y'all doing, ya'll? how y'all doing? we're de la soul, of course. sometimes you have to reminisce a little. give it up for estelle, please. estelle. let's go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and it's so easy to fall back to the memory of and it's easy to recall the good and fall into ♪ ♪ place but you're not easy to love i love the memory of cause it's so easy to fall back to the memory of ♪ ♪ and it's easy to recall the good and fall into place but you're not easy to love i love the memory of ♪ ♪ i remember you now
part of my existence i remember your face face face face ♪ ♪ you came in and got me all in a day yeah all in a day i remember your lips ♪ ♪ do you remember the taste remember family names your child my child our child whitney and dwayne ♪ ♪ different to my world now remember the way you gripped my hips so tight now slow up the pace ♪ ♪ maybe erase don't remember my ways cause it's so easy to fall back to the memory of ♪ ♪ and it's easy to recall the good and fall into place but you're not easy to love i love the memory of ♪
♪ how could i forget a ballad was born upon a demo of a fly love song didn't take long before ♪ ♪ the archer with the wings heard it shot us in the heart with a contract he knew we were hit ♪ ♪ the right amount of soul with a parallel amount of grit but the archer couldn't see the target ♪ ♪ of departure gave in your pink slip and called it quits it's understood you would label me a mate who ♪ ♪ wronged you cause i kept trying to feature with them other females on they songs too your words spoken in ♪ ♪ mono for monogamy telling me i had to go cause i chose stereo for stereotypical male biology ♪ ♪ and now i'm left setting traps for you to fall in for me again slow up the pace maybe erase don't ♪ ♪ remember my ways cause it's so easy to fall back to the memory of and it's easy to recall ♪ ♪ the good and fall into
place but you're not easy to love i love the memory of our last trip to vegas had ♪ ♪ me feeling like we had a chance but chance just showed up at the wedding i guess i didn't read ♪ ♪ the heading forgive and won't erase the bitter past but i ain't up for kissing ass i gave you ♪ ♪ everything your pretty feet could fit in put you behind the finest steering wheels fearing ♪ ♪ you would drive a brotha crazy told you grow up but dang she was my baby bits and pieces never ♪ ♪ made nothing decent when i accommodated you you played me like a stranger i remember you now ♪ ♪ accountability is major a part of what i did i remember your face just don't let me trip ♪ ♪ over memory lane cause time can't be replaced said i don't want to stay and it's so easy to fall ♪ ♪ back to the memory of and it's easy to recall the
good and fall into place but you're not easy to love ♪ ♪ i love the memory of i remember your ways i remember your ways i remember your ways ♪ ♪ i remember your ways i remember your ways i remember your ways i remember your ways ♪ ♪ i remember your ways i remember your ways listen here say you're not easy to ♪ ♪ love i love the memory of hey ayy yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. de la soul! estelle! "and the anonymous nobody" is available now.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to kate hudson, david oyelowo, de la soul, estelle and the roots, right there, ladies and gentlemen, from philadelphia, pennsylvania! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you guys tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! i'm yelling! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- samuel l. jackson. from "saturday night live," actress and comedian cecily strong. host of "car matchmaker" spike feresten. featuring the 8g band with danny carey. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening everybody. i'm seth meyers this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case let's get to the news. today is national voter registration day. oh, is it, shimmied hillary. [ laughter ] according to a new poll only 27%