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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy faln!
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[ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody. you sound good. thank you. how are you? thank you very much. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. it's wednesday and it was big night on television tonight. and instead of showing president obama's health care speech that was on tonight, fox aired its season premiere of "so you think you can dance." [ laughter ] i guess they wanted to give viewers a choice between hearing what's wrong with our country and watching what's wrong with our country. [ laughter ] so, they make it up to you. [ applause ] good decision on their part. yeah, fox aired "so you think you can dance" and "glee." so, you'll probably spend the next couple of days explaining the health care plan to your gay friends. [ laughter ] so, look forward to that.
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president obama gave his speech before a joint session of congress, and college students across the country held a joint session before watching it. that's what everyone is saying. [ laughter ] today, the long-awaited re-mastered editions of the beatles 12 studio albums were released. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that was really cool. you know what song i love? you know what song i love? the one that goes -- ♪ yellow, blue, yellow, yellow, red, green, blue ♪ [ laughter ] it's genius. it's genius. [ applause ] i don't know how john came up with that, or paul maybe. i don't know. the university of wyoming will open the new dick cheney center for international students. cheney is planning on attending. he's going to take part in the ceremonial ribbon-shooting. [ laughter ] the dick cheney center for international students. it's just two buildings over from the george w. bush institute for pretzel safety. [ laughter ] [ coughs ]
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do you remember he actually did that? our president, he choked on a pretzel. poor guy. [ laughter ] claudia schiffer appears topless on the cover of the new issue of "tank" magazine. [ cheers and applause ] you know "tank" magazine, that magazine that half my audience is googling right now. [ laughter ] here in new york, six building inspectors were videotaped dealing cocaine at construction sites. which explains why that hotel by my apartment got built in four days. i think that's what -- [ laughter ] now i get it. [ applause ] police became suspicious when workers were seen jackhammering without turning on the jackhammer. [ laughter ] they were like, "hey, man. what's up? how you doing? what?" this is sad. a 94-year-old woman in texas passed away last week, and her funeral was attended by almost
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300 of her grandchildren. [ audience ohs ] she died of complications from writing 300 checks for $5 every year. [ laughter ] "you've got to be kidding me." forbes ranked fishing and logging as the world's two most dangerous jobs. ironically, one of the safest jobs, fish logging. [ laughter ] "okay, i got two salmon there. [ laughter ] three carp. [ laughter ] i'm missing a flounder. i'm missing a flounder." [ laughter ] no. [ audience clapping ] ♪ [ cheers ] >> jimmy: and then wipe out. the music to go, right? "my hips don't lie." [ laughter ] and, finally, bernie madoff's penthouse apartment in new york
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is on the market for $10 million. it's a strange place. it starts with eight rooms, then it becomes six, then three and then it disappears. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots, please! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, roots. we have a great show. queen latifah is on the show tonight. my pal! [ cheers and applause ] i love queen latifah so much. she's a classy -- >> steve: she's a delightful person. >> jimmy: she's the greatest person ever. great actor. >> steve: and she was in that movie with you, "taxicab." >> jimmy: yeah. yes, i was in a movie with her called "taxi." [ laughter ] >> steve: "taxicab." you were in the movie "taxicab." >> jimmy: "taxi" was the movie, not "taxicab." >> steve: i'm sorry. "taxicab, the movie." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it wasn't called -- it was called "taxi." that was the movie. >> steve: you did a movie called "taxi" with queen latifah? >> jimmy: that's correct.
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>> steve: did you play reverend jim, or who'd you play? >> jimmy: no, it had nothing to do with the old show from the '70s, "taxi." [ laughter ] it was a totally new movie. >> steve: totally new movie. >> jimmy: but she's the greatest. >> steve: she is a delight. >> jimmy: i love her. and she's going to sing for us, too. and it's just going to be such a fun thing. i'm just so excited to have her on. we had so much fun doing that movie. and that's the thing that everyone comes up to me and talks to me about. like, if i see them on the street, they're like, "i loved 'taxi.' it was so great --" that's one thing. [ laughter ] i do "saturday night live." i do -- and all these other -- that's the one thing that they love. "will you sign a copy of 'taxi' for me?" i'm like, "yeah." "are you going to make 'taxi 2'?" i go, "i'm doing a talk show." [ laughter ] "taxi." >> steve: the kids love it. >> jimmy: yeah. here we go. we got a fun show tonight. the multi-talented queen latifah is here tonight. she's going to talk. and her new album, "persona," she's going to a sing for us. it's going to be great. and you know him as chuck bass on the hit show "gossip girl." ed westwick is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] he's very good. very good and very british.
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he's a british, british man. i didn't know he was british. on "gossip girl," he's american. so, i'll talk to him about england. [ laughter ] actually, i'm excited about it. did you guys see president obama's speech, the health care speech tonight? did you see that? >> steve: yeah, i loved it. [ cheers ] >> mmy: the speech has gotten more attention than the one he gave yesterday to the nation's school children. now, a lot of people didn't get a chance to watch that speech, and they're wondering exactly how it went down. so, why don't we take a look at it, minute by minute, with tonight's "late night timeline, barack's school speech edition." [ school bell rings ] [ children cheers ] >> jimmy: all right, let's see. at noon, obama begins his address to schoolchildren, okay? 12:01, obama tells everyone to sit still and be on their best behavior, especially first graders, second graders and joe biden. [ laughter ] let's see what's next here. 12:04, obama challenges students to solve a math problem. what do you get when you take
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the number 71% then subtract one from it every day for a whole month? the answer? his approval rating. [ light laughter ] yeah, give them a little math thing. that was only at 12:04, yeah. [ laughter ] 12:07, joe biden interrupts and asks obama if he can eat his lunchables. [ laughter ] obama says "no, you can't." [ laughter ] then at 12:08, obama talked about the importance of education and fulfilling your potential. nice. 12:09, biden says, "the great thing about lunchables, it's like eating six sandwiches in one." [ laughter ] "i mean, you've got your turkey discs, you got your cheese slices, you got your ritz crackers. you use the crackers like the bread. so, can i have one?" [ laughter ] obama says, "no, i'm trying to give a speech." then at 12:10, obama tells the kids to always work their hardest and to do their homework. that's a very, very good point he made there. 12:11, biden says, "not to harp on this, but there are so many combinations you can make with
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lunchables." [ laughter ] "i mean, you've got turk, cheese and cracker, obviously. turk and cracker. you've got turk and cheese, no cracker. two turks, two crackers, one cheese." [ laughter ] "one turk, two crackers, two cheese." obama says, "yeah, that's great, joe." 12:12, obama tells the students they should never be afraid to ask questions. that's true. 12:13, biden says, "hey, speaking of questions, what if you take two turkey discs and put them around a slice of cheese? it's like a cheese sandwich, but with turkey for the bread." [ laughter ] "can you imagine? it sounds crazy, but with lunchables, anything is possible." [ laughter ] "i mean, maybe that could be their slogan. [ applause ] 'with lunchables, anything is possible!' or maybe, 'lunchables, lunch time, any time.' [ laughter ] or 'lunchables, get your lunch on.'"
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obama says, "will you please be quiet?" 12:14, biden rubs tummy and looks at obama. [ laughter ] obama says, "no lunchables until after the speech." i'm glad that's settled. 12:15, obama tells students that they can't let their failures define them. you really can't. 12:20, obama tells kids that smoking is not cool. but if you do decide to smoke, you could end up becoming the leader of the free world and someone who will be remembered forever. [ laughter ] 12:36, obama is about to make an eloquent point about never giving up when he hears a loud munching sound. [ laughter ] 12:37, obama asks biden if he just ate a lunchable. biden shakes his head no. 12:38, obama asks biden to open his mouth. [ laughter ] biden refuses. 12:, obama says, "don't make me open your mouth for you. now, open your mouth!"
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12:40, biden opens his mouth. it's full of lunchables. [ laughter ] 12:41, obama takes the lunchables away. biden says, "fine, i'd rather have nacho lunchables anyway instead of dumb turkey and cheddar." [ laughter ] 12:42, obama tells the students -- >> we interrupt this "late night timeline" to bring you an important announcement from the office of the vice president of the united states. ♪ vice president biden would like to apologize for his earlier remark that turkey and cheddar variety of lunchables is, "dumb." [ laughter ] the vice president has always enjoyed the turkey and cheddar lunchables. in fact, he finds them to be quite delicious. actually, just the other day, he was telling the second lady -- wait. is thaatal that sl ens s wife? that sounds weird, doesn't it? second lady? or is it vice lady? >> we interrupt this interruption to bring you a bunch of lunchables dancing around to their favorite song. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then at -- [ laughter ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, everybody, welcome back. thank you for watching. thank you so much. okay, everybody, we love gadgets on this show, and we love games. [ echoes ] that's why it's time once again for "cell phone shootout!" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here's how the game works. we're going to invite three people down here with cell phone cameras. a bunch of images are going to flash by on the sharp 108 really fast. six images a second, and you're going to snap a picture with your cell phone as they go by. and whatever you take a picture of, that what you win. steve, what kind of prizes are we playing for prizes here? >> steve: well, jimmy, tonight, we have a wooden bucket full of eggs. his and hers western themed figure skating outfits. and a trip to miami to stay at the world-class mondrian hotel
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in south beach. jimmy? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a lot of great prizes there. let's bring down our contestants. who do we have playing "cell phone shootout" tonight? ♪ >> steve: well, jimmy, tonight's contestants are erica hope, louise molding and andre velasquez. get your cell phones cocked and ready and get on down here. >> jimmy: all right, come on over. come on over. wow, you guys look excited. what's your name and where are you from? >> my name is erica hope and i'm from philadelphia. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: oh, man. we unfortunately have no fans from philadelphia tonight here, sorry. what prize are you going for? >> the miami. >> jimmy: wait. you want to go to miami? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, of course. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, stop it, stop it. stop that, stop that. monkus, please.
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are you sure you don't want those figure skating outfits? they're pretty good. i mean, you don't have to wear them skating. you can just wear them around. [ laughter ] yeah. what's your name and where are you from? >> louise molding from ogden, utah. >> jimmy: oh, really, from utah? wow. very good. [ scattered applause ] so, welcome to the show here. what are you going to play for? >> i want those chaps. >> jimmy: you want the chaps? [ laughter ] things are pretty kinky in utah. [ laughter ] what is your name and where are you from? >> andre velasquez from queens, new york. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: good man. andre, what are you playing for tonight? >> i like him, and i like the tuba. i'll take either/or. >> jimmy: all right, well, all right, interesting. no, monk, stop it. monkus, please. [ laughter ] all right. here you go. you all stand here, you face the sharp 108, please. and get your cell phones, ready, right? get them into camera mode.
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don't fire until i tell you it's okay to fire. i'll give you the signal and i'll wait for you guys to get ready. you've got to press a lot of buttons there. >> right. >> jimmy: there you go. you guys ready? all right, now, wait for my command. start the loop, guys. here's the loop. it's going around. ♪ wait for my command. wait for it! ready? aim. shoot! stop the loop! all right. player number one. let's see what you got here, buddy. >> nothing. >> jimmy: what? >> it didn't do it! >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> i blocked my phone. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> there's problems. >> jimmy: did you guys get prizes? wait, don't tell me what you got. >> can i have it? i think i need to use the iphone. >> jimmy: yeah, so, you got -- you ended up with nothing. all right. do you know what that means? you automatically got a 15-second rave. >> steve: whoa! you got a 15-second rave, starting now! >> jimmy: go! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: oh, my god. >> steve: three, two, one! >> jimmy: okay, all right, fantastic. [ laughter ] >> that was fantastic! >> jimmy: i'd like to thank snoop dogg for stopping by. [ laughter ] all right. very good. contestant number two, let's see what you won here. all right, very good. you won the -- i can't see, it looks like you have an e-mail up there. are you going to send something? [ laughter ] yeah. i don't want to send something to louise. [ laughter ] >> there we go. >> jimmy: let's see what we've got here. you got the martinis -- oh, the margaritas. margaritas. [ cheers and applause ] steve: well, it's a tiny pink, margarita. act like you're at a tiny bar. barely enough to fill a thimble, it makes you look gigantic. this low-calorie refresher is a perfect compliment to 18 holes of miniature golf.
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technically impossible to sip, it's the zaniest fiesta this side of the guadalajara. jimmy? >> jimmy: thank you. thank you so much, steve. all right, andre, let's see what you've got, buddy. >> you've got -- >> two screens! >> jimmy: you've got nothing. yeah. but you know what that means? >> it's the rave again. >> jimmy: you've got a free 15-second rave. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa, you've got a 15-second rave, starting now! ♪ >> steve: three, two, one! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god, thank you. wow. fantastic. there you go, everybody. i hope you enjoyed your prizes. thank you for playing "cell phone shootout." we'll be right back with queen latifah, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: very nice. welcome back. our first guest is a oscar-nominated actress and grammy award-winning performer, whose latest album "persona" is in stores now. please welcome, my pal, the great queen latifah, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! >> silly. 100%. i like that. that's the best introduction ever! ever! >> jimmy: the roots are the greatest. >> in the history of my entire career. >> jimmy: yeah, you know james. you know -- >> i know the whole crew. i'm so happy to see them. it's like the best music on tv for sure. by far.
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>> jimmy: absolutely, i totally agree with you. [ cheers and applause ] now, you got the record out. we got a lot to talk about. but a lot people might not know -- >> i want a "15-second rave" though. >> jimmy: do you want a "15-second rave"? >> next time i come back, you know what i want. >> jimmy: can we do that? >> no, that's okay. it's okay. i'll wait. >> jimmy: we'll work on it. can it wait? it takes a lot of production. it's a lot of smoke. [ laughter ] it's almost all smoke. 90% smoke. it's pretty crazy. >> i can't believe how quick -- >> jimmy: i think its good to have smoke in the dance club, then they won't see how bad you nce. >> yeah, and how bad people look. >> jimmy: i mean, really, right? and you end up going home with somebody. you go, "okay, you look like that? i didn't know." [ laughter ] "it was so smoky, and i just felt that you had arms and a face." [ laughter ] pal, we had so much fun! >> yeah! >> jimmy: "taxi." [ cheers and applause ] i know, right? a baby. >> i love your face on that. you're like -- "uh." [ laughter ] and i'm just like, "eh." >> jimmy: but yeah, that was so much fun. >> everywhere i go, people have seen this movie. >> jimmy: everywhere i go. >> everywhere.
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>> jimmy: especially cab drivers, by the way. [ laughter ] >> well, that's a -- yeah. i was in costco in cabo san lucas, mexico and -- nobody speaks english. and i'm just kind of shopping with my mom. and, you know, people were like -- [ laughter ] [ speaking in spanish ] [ laughter ] "taxi?" the whole store knew the movie. it was crazy. >> jimmy: i love it. i had so much fun. i got to hang so much with you and pops. how's your dad? >> pops is good. >> jimmy: god, he's a cool guy. >> you're married now, and it's beautiful. >> jimmy: i am married. yeah, my wife, nancy. yeah. >> she's cool. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm grown up now. >> i know. what's up with that? >> jimmy: it's the new me. >> i don't know. it's kind of lame. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i already went to two raves in the past half hour. [ laughter ] i still got it, man. i know. i know, it really is. >> when i'm on tv with you, it's too much fun. i'm too excited. >> jimmy: i know, i know, i know. i'm too excited, too. i just wrapped another movie with you.
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>> yeah, "just wright." thank you so much for doing that. >> jimmy: it was super fun. >> you looked so sharp. >> jimmy: i made a cameo. i made a cameo in the movie as myself. >> yeah. how cool is that, though? >> jimmy: it's the greatest thing. it's almost like a regis role. >> and you did a scene with common, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i was in a scene with common where he comes into a restaurant. common plays a basketball playe >> right, right. >> jimmy: what was his name, steven wright? no. steven wright is the comedian. scott mcknight. >> scott mcknight. >> jimmy: scott mcknight. and i've got to go -- i'm at the restaurant. and i go, "mcknight! great job, man. you're doing great. hey, you got to come by the house sometime." and he's like, "all right, take care." and then he walked away. i was like -- [ laughter ] i nailed it. nailed it. but it's like the regis role where it's usually regis as -- [ imitates regis philbin ] "oh, my god, scott mcknight! [ laughter ] you've got to come to the house! all right, have a good off-season." >> oh, man. you're so good at that. >> jimmy: look at this, "persona." right there. you got a new cd, "persona." look at all the different personas you got there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's super fun.
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[ cheers and applause ] and you -- that's pretty cool. >> it's fun. >> jimmy: and now you recorded this in miami. >> yes. >> jimmy: you've got to tell me about this because this sounds like a blast. >> recording in miami is like very hard to not work. to work -- i mean, no, it's so cool because i recorded with cool and dre. they produced most of the albums. and their studio sits on a lake. there's jet skis. there's sea-doo boats. there's tubes, bananas, all that stuff you hold on to. so, you, literally, get out the water and go into the booth, make a record and jump back in the water. it's the best -- [ aughter ] >> jimmy: best gig in the whole wide world. >> and that's why this is the best album in the world. >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] it is the greatest album in the world. >> it's the greatest album. >> jimmy: it really is. >> it was so much fun. so much fun. >> jimmy: and you got some good, little guest stars on here, too. mary j. blige. >> yes, missy. >> jimmy: you have missy on there, too. who is -- i don't know. serani. >> serani, that's the reggae guy. >> jimmy: i don't know him. serani. [ cheers ] >> he's dope right now. you know serani? serani is like one of the hottest, like, dance hall dudes out right now. >> jimmy: really? >> do they still say dance hall? >> jimmy: yeah, at the rave clubs, they do. laughter ]
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at all the raves i go to, they're always like, "you got any serani, man?" [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's what your jack was doing. did you do that? [ rave music ] ♪ oh. that is the best rave ever! >> i love it. sorry. >> jimmy: that's my cell phone ringing. hello? [ laughter ] that's how my cell phone rings. it's a loud rave track. [ laughter ] >> i got it, i got it. >> jimmy: i'll pick it up later. i'll pick it up later. >> sorry. >> jimmy: what made you want to do another record? >> honestly, i just, you know, i love hip-hop music. that's my whole foundation. everything i've done in my career is because i've had the opportunity through hip-hop. and i felt like, you know, everywhere i would go, people would say, "when are you going to make mother hip-hop album?" you know, they keep asking me. and so, i kind of did my version of what a hip-hop album is
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because i've been singing, i've been in movies. so, i brought all of that under one roof. it's based in hip-hop. there's rap on there. it's rooted in that. but it definitely spans the globe of music and it comes together. plus, there was a void. where are the female rappers at? i'm like, "where are the females?" we needed some girls in the game, you know. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: when you first started, there was a bunch of female rappers out there. >> there was a whole bunch. i mean, there was lyte, there was salt-n-pepa. even now, there was eve from philly, there's, like, kim and foxy and the brat and all this. and now it's like -- until one of us puts a record out, like one person, maybe. >> jimmy: you're doing a really cool thing on queenlatifah.com. >> yes. >> jimmy: you go on there and -- you're going on tour. >> i'm going on tour in november, and i'm going to let someone open up for me. a brand-new, undiscovered superstar rapper in every town that i go to. in your hometown. every place i go, i'm going have somebody brand-new open up for me on the tour. so, to give them a shot at
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trying to get on and making sure the ladies have a voice in the game. so -- queenlatifah.com. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is so cool of you to do that. i love that! i love that you're doing that. that's so good. >> you've got to pass it on. you got to spread the love. >> jimmy: pay it forward, man. exactly. >> need girls breaking on records. >> jimmy: absolutely. now, i just want to talk to you also about when we did "taxi." i'll never forget this. a dude pulled up, like a harley dude. and he was just full-on leather, giant beard. and he was like, "hey, queen. how are you doing?" and i said, "great." and -- [ laughter ] i didn't want to get beat up. and, no, then he goes -- no, he was talking to you. and you go, "oh, nice bike" or whatever. and then he's like, "do you want to ride it?" and you're like, "okay." and then you got on this man's motorcycle and took off. >> just smashed it. >> jimmy: yeah. no, no, no, you didn't. >> i mean, smashed on the gas. you know, i had to drop the hammer. >> jimmy: drop the hammer. >> yeah, we dropped the hammer. >> jimmy: is that what you call it? >> yep. >> jimmy: i couldn't believe it. i was, like, this is little queen latifah -- >> i know. i'm sure he was thinking the same thing. like, "where is she going with my bike?"
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[ laughter ] "i'm out of here." >> jimmy: do you ride motorcycles? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you still do? >> i love riding motorcycles. me and the road. >> jimmy: really? i feel like it's dangerous, but i want to challenge you to a race when we come back. >> you challenge me to a race? on what? >> jimmy: we got some bikes out in the hallway. >> oh snap! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when we come back, queen latifah and i are racing motorcycles! come on! drop the hammer! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ - lisa: a big hard drive. and a good gaming computer. ...for under $1500. we told them, "you find it, you keep it." - let's check these out. - this is nice. - yeah. - let's go see the macs. these are way more money, dude. it's a little too small. maybe we'd rather go pc. - let's try that for him. - this is good for games, right? - yeah. - both: blu-ray! - jackson: we're ready to buy this one. - what?! - we're buying this! - jackson: i'm a pc and i'm 11. and uh, i'm not.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back. i'm hanging out with the greatest queen latifah right here. she has a new record out, "persona." and now, we're going to race motorcycles, pal. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: all right. are you ready to check out our hogs? >> sure, dude. >> jimmy: all right. so, what do you call your hog? >> i don't have a hog. [ laughter ] but if i did, i'd call it "sweet porky." sweet porky! >> jimmy: sweet porky? >> sweet porky! >> jimmy: i'm going to call mine "the beast." >> oh, yeah, that's a good one. >> jimmy: i got to get on the beast. >> you're going to need to put that persona on to beat me. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm ready. oh, i'm going to, like, burn rubber. >> yeah, i'm out of here. >> jimmy: totally. there it is. >> which one is yours? >> jimmy: there's our hogs. >> oh, look at our hogs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, this is going to be great. this is going to be awesome. >> that's a cute, little hog.
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>> jimmy: yeah, here we go now. now, higgins is going to -- what do you call him, the starter? >> steve: i'll be the starter tonight. >> oh, that's exciting. >> steve: you got it? there you go. almost, shift in. >> just sit on it. >> jimmy: watch it. >> sit on it. no, just push yourself forward. just -- there you go. >> jimmy: already, i'm going to break my leg. >> there you go, precious. >> steve: queen, you ready? >> jimmy: hey, lorne. you see lorne? >> hey, lorne! >> jimmy: all right, here we go. ready? >> steve: queen, you ready? >> sure. >> steve: jimmy, are you ready? >> jimmy: yes. oh, were you talking to me? >> steve: all right, ready? go! >> oh! ♪ >> jimmy: oh! come on! >> wahoo! whew! oh! there she goes! >> jimmy: oh, i just got some speed going on there. [ cheers and applause ] >> whoa! >> jimmy: hey! oh, my god. she's -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] you got me. you got me. you got me.
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>> that's how you do that. >> jimmy: the best! distract me. that's how you do it! queen latifah! her album, "persona," is in stores now. she'll be performing with the roots later in the show. we'll be back with ed westwick, everybody that was good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ protesting is awesome.
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back. thank you for watching. you know, our next guest as bad boy chuck bass on the hugely popular cw show, "gossip girl." which has its third premier this monday, september 14th. say hello to ed westwick, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming out, buddy. >> how is it going? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for coming out. good man. >> that's the coolest thing i've ever seen. you got it. >> jimmy: it is. right? >> i'm taking it home with me, that's for sure. >> jimmy: i think razor makes them, those razor scooters. they make those things. but that's as fast as i'll go. i'm terrible -- i'm really nervous. >> you looked pretty scared, i have to say. >> jimmy: really? yeah, that's my normal face when i'm on anything. yeah. >> it was pretty terrifying. >> jimmy: i can't drive, either. i'm a terrible driver, as well. >> well, i can't drive out in the states, that's for sure. 'cause you guys are driving on the wrong side of the road out
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here. >> jimmy: yeah, unless you're a mailman. >> right, right, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, what i'm talking about. the steering wheel's on the wrong side. he drives on the right side of road. [ laughter ] that's why i don't drive. the whole thing's a nightmare. i never knew you were british. >> yeah, i am. not a lot of people do. well, now they'reeginning to be aware. >> jimmy: 'cause you do such a good american accent. i saw "son of rambo," and you're in that movie and you're fantastic in that. >> thank you vey much. >> jimmy: as well, but i knew you from "gossip girl" before that. i'm like wait, "is he doing a british accent or is doing a really good american accent?" >> well, i mean, my co-star chace crawford once made a joke that i learned to do it. and base the accent, base chuck bass's accent on carlton banks from the "fresh prince of bel-air." [ laughter ] i'm pleased to tell you that that's not where i do my research. >> jimmy: alfonso ribeiro, that was great. >> i'm not taking anything away from the man, it was a great show. but i didn't use a dialect coach, which is kind of the mo traditional approach. but it was something that i just thought about. and thought about the way i wanted the character to sound, and, you know, luckily, it came
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out sounding okay. >> jimmy: it sounds really good. and you're taking the city by storm. the show's huge. especially here in new york city. are you loving it? >> i mean, it's been a whirlwind, definitely. i moved here from england. i'm from a relatively small town just outside london. and so i came to new york, and everything happened, which is -- with "gossip girl," which has just been crazy. and it really it's just been an explosion. but on the mode of how the city's been treating me, i was out with some friends a little while ago, we were celebrating a birthday. and i went outside of this place where we were, and i'm outside for a few minutes, and this guy comes up to me and asks me -- very, very nicely, asks if i can spare any money. now, i was kind of, you know, i just got in new york. very excited. for the first time in my life, i've got a little something for myself, a little of my own money or whatever. and i'm feeling generous, i'm like, "yeah, man, take it." i open up the wallet, and i had like $20 in there, and give him that.
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then i was just like "do you know what, i'm going to do something more for you. i'm taking you to the deli, and i tell him, "you get whatever you want, sandwich, drinks, whatever." so we get him in some bits and pieces, and then i'm -- we're leaving the deli, and i'm like, "you know what, man, i want you to meet my friends. i want to take you in -- i want to show you --" [ laughter ] "i want to take you and i want to show you the real heart that i have tonight." and so i take him into this place, and i introduce him to all of my friends and i buy him a couple drinks. and a little bit of time goes past, and he taps me on the shouer and he says, "dude, i've got to take off now." and i'm like, "where do you have to go?" and he's like, "well, i'm going home." [ laughter ] >> i thought this guy was homeless, okay? [ laughter ] i was sure this guy was homeless. little did i know he's been taking me for a ride for about three hours. [ laughter ] squishing the generosity of a fair enish soul. [ laughter ] so i've got my wits about me now. >> jimmy: i just want to explain that i was drunk at the time.
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[ laughter ] so i didn't know where i was. that was nice. that's a crazy man. that's all he was. >> crazy, man. for a better word, yeah. a conman. >> jimmy: i can't think of a better word. >> a conman. >> jimmy: the lines of the show in your real life are blurred a lot of the time. because i read in the paper something that happened to you, and then i see on the show, and i go -- like, are you still roommates with -- chace? >> we're not anymore. he deserted me. no -- >> jimmy: oh, that's sad. >> no, no, it wasn like that. we lived together for two years, and the funny thing is, how art is imitating life. because here is the exclusive. my character, chuck bass, and chace's character, nate archibald, will be living together in the show. so there's your excusive. >> jimmy: a little scoop. >> a little scoop. >> jimmy: my gosh, i got to twitter this. >> i'm already doing it. >> jimmy: you're doing it now? how? that's amazing. >> with my toes -- my shoe. >> jimmy: with your mind. >> exactly. >> jimmy: wait, so you guys are going to be roommates? >> yeah, on the show. which is weird, because as i
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say, we just kind of stopped living together in real life and we find ourselves back together in fantasy land, so. >> jimmy: we do have -- do you want to give the fans out there a sneak peek of what the season premier is? >> i'd love to see it, yeah. let's have a look. >> jimmy: here we go. >> i'm chuck bass. >> i know. >> i wasn't expecting to see someone like you somewhere like this, so early in the day. >> i'm in need of refuge. it's too hot. >> it's never too hot. >> care to test that theory? >> what if i have a girlfriend? >> chuck bass doesn't do girlfriends. where's your limo? >> gave my driver the day off. >> then i guess we'll have to find someplace else. ♪ >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] smooth! >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: my man. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i mean, that is smooth as silk soy milk. is that during a day at a diner,
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you're just picking chicks up? >> i think it's like a late afternoon. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> it's a clean sho-- >> jimmy: "i'm chuck bass." you say it great. which is why i wanted to play a new game that's sweeping the nation. it's called "bass master." okay? [ laughter ] so what we do is, i'll spin the wheel, and then you go first, then i'll go, and you have to do your best version of "i'm chuck bass." okay? in different scenarios. okay? do you understand? or was that very complicated? >> i do. i understand. >> jimmy: do you guys understand? >> audience: yeah. >> wish me luck. >> jimmy: here we go. i'm spinning for you. >> ooh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. three-some. this means -- this is a scenario, you just caught your best friend in bed with your mother and aigh-priced call girl. [ laughter ] >> i'm chuck bass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pretty good. pretty good. you want to spin for me? >> i'd love to spin for you. >> jimmy: here we go. >> which way we goin'? you want to go this way? >> jimmy: yep. >> jimmy: yeah, sure.
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>> oh. >> jimmy: okay. i'm an audience with the pope. i'm chuck bass! [ laughter ] no. [ cheers and applause ] >> i liked it. >> jimmy: all right, one more. one more for you, ready? >> all right. >> jimmy: we'll both do this one. ooh, bad dog. bad dog is a purebred schnauzer pees on your priceless velvet loafers. [ laughter ] you first. >> i'm chuck bass [ laughter ] and then the animal rights people call me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there we go. and then i'll do mine. ready? i'm charles bass. [ light laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] don't give him -- you don't give him -- don't give him the angle. >> jimmy: you don't give him the angle. the season premier of "gossip girl" airs monday, september 14th. this monday at at 9:00 on cw. check out ed's guest spot on "californication" on showtime this season, too. ed westwick, everybody! queen latifah performs next. so come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! here once again, backed by the roots, to perform her new single, "cue the rain" from her album "persona," please welcome, queen latifah! [ cheers and applause ] >> come on y'all, let's get loud in here. ♪ >> hey! ♪ >> clap it up, yeah. ♪ ♪ yeah you know it's over yeah but you don't wanna say uh-uh ♪ ♪ see the writing on the wall but you don't wanna read ♪ ♪ and now you're hopin' yeah ♪ ♪ that there'll be something different uh huh ♪ ♪ something to change the circumstances of the way you're livin' ♪ ♪ but that's that fantasy that's that reality ♪
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♪ the one you love that keeps on changing personalities ♪ ♪ it's always jealousy too much intensity ♪ ♪ i don't remember signing over my i-i-identity ♪ ♪ 'cause i gave it to you freely didn't know you was so needy ♪ ♪ baby you got my heart in chains ♪ ♪ something beautiful and bright it's losing all it's light ♪ ♪ on this site somebody cue the rain ♪ ♪ cue the rain hey cue the rain yeah ♪ ♪ cue the rain yeah ♪ >> feel free to rock in your seats if you want. ♪ insane cue the rain yeah ♪ ♪ didn't know you'd be so greedy baby, you got my heart in chains ♪ ♪ now you met me on the fly i was flyin' so high ♪ ♪ you said i can fly too that's the start of me and you ♪ ♪ chemistry what a blast had us movin' so fast ♪ ♪ ooh, baby what a ride when your love is the map let's go ♪
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♪ like the way i move in the crowd still a jewel ♪ ♪ i rule it all with these 'cause i got that jua de vive ♪ ♪ but like tinker bell in the storyf pan i got caught up and captain hook is my man ♪ ♪ 'cause i gave it to you freely didn't know you was so needy ♪ ♪ baby you got my heart in chains ♪ ♪ something beautiful and bright it's losing all it's light ♪ ♪ on this site somebody cue the rain ♪ ♪ cue the rain yeah cue the rain yeah ♪ ♪ cue the rain yeah ♪ ♪ why you driving me so insane cue the rain yeah ♪ ♪ didn't know you'd be so greedy baby, you got my heart in chains ♪ ♪ if you don't love me now you will never love me again ♪ ♪ i can still hear you say you will never

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