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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- idris elba, heidi klum,
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 503 portland. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel the love! i feel the love! thank you very much! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] wow, hey, welcome, everybody. please, enjoy yourselves. welcome, everybody. thank you for being here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome to the "tonight show," everybody. this is it, you made it, you're at the show. you're a big part of the show. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody.
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before we start, i want to say that if any of these jokes sound old, it's because michelle obama used them in 2008. [ cheers and applause ] so, not my fault, okay? [ laughter ] that's the big story. melania trump gave a speech last night at the republican convention and she's being accused of stealing from the speech michelle obama gave at the democratic convention in 2008 and they do seem kind of similar. take a listen. >> you work hard for what you want in life. >> you work hard for what you want in life. >> that your word is your bond, and you do what you say. >> that your word is your bond, that you do what you say you're gonna do. >> that you treat people with respect. >> that you treat people with dignity and respect. >> because we want our children in this nation to know -- >> because we want our children and all children in this nation to know --
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>> that the only limit of the height of your achievement is the reach of your dreams and willingness to work hard for them. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: donald trump was, like, michelle owes melania an apology for building a time machine and stealing her best lines. [ cheers and applause ] okay? but at least donald trump didn't steal make america great again. >> make america great again. >> jimmy: whatever! hey, what's your problem? what's the big deal? let's have a good time here. gosh. [ laughter ] all right. i got a little angry. >> steve: yeah, that's all right. >> jimmy: of course today conservatives were rushing to melania's defense. chris christie said it wasn't really plagiarism because it was 93% different than michelle obama's. [ laughter ] so let that be a lesson, kids,
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cheating is wrong unless you're only doing it 7% of the time. then -- [ applause ] meanwhile, donald trump's campaign manager, paul manafort, said today that melania's speech was similar to michelle obama's because they must feel the same way about their family, and melania said, yes, especially my daughters, sasha and malia. [ laughter and applause ] there were actually some pretty powerful moments in the rest of melania's speech. for instance, she said that being a citizen of the u.s. is the greatest privilege on planet earth. she was like, "in america, you fly on private plane, you live in giant gold tower and own lots of golf courses. it is a great country." [ applause ] of course, the convention's going on all week, and i saw that actually has a different theme each night. that's right, the themes are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. [ applause ] and this is crazy,
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delegates on the floor of the convention erupted when they were voting on the convention rules, and the chairman actually decided who won by who shouted louder. [ light laughter ] that's true. it's nice to see that they're deciding convention rules the same way they decide where to fire the t-shirt cannon at basketball games. who wants it more? who wants it! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you want it? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah, you want it? [ cheers and applause ] who wants it? [ cheers and applause ] you really want it? [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] take care. i guess it got so crazy that at one point the convention chairman actually left the stage. listen to utah senator mike lee trying to explain what was happening in real-time. >> i really have nothing -- i have no idea what's going on
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this is surreal. i mean, the chair walked off the stage. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: trying to describe the musical "beauty and the beast," the chair just walked off the stage, and plates and forks and knives are singing with the candles. ♪ be our guest be our guest put our service to the test ♪ ♪ tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie and we'll provide the rest ♪ of course, the democrats are getting ready for their own convention next week, and hillary clinton has to be feeling pretty good. right now the "new york times" actually says that hillary has a 76% chance of winning the election. [ cheers and applause ] hillary said she's excited about the news and can't wait to find a new way to blow it. [ laughter ] hillary was actually campaigning in las vegas today, which is crazy, 'cause usually when hillary gambles it involves national security. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey! oh!
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>> jimmy: finally, guys, if you're watching these conventions, you might wanna check out the lower third banners that they use to describe some of the speakers. last night in cleveland, they had some like sitcom star and calvin klein underwear model. [ light laughter ] just take a look at the bottom of your screen. see if you can see some of these. they're pretty creative. take a look at this. >> we cannot go down this road anymore. we need to stop it. >> i am going to break my promise to them. i am going to mention it. >> they deserve their respect -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show! give it up for the roots everybody! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] we got a great week of shows ahead, tomorrow night, mila kunis will be here, ladies and gentlemen. we have something fun planned with here. be
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show tonight. he plays the villain in the upcoming summer blockbuster "star trek beyond," idris elba is here, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] later in the show, idris and i are playing a fun game called "box of microphones." plus, from "project runway" and "america's got talent," we love her, heidi klum is dropping in. [ cheers and applause ] the best. so fun. and we got a great, great music from lukas graham, everybody. once i was -- i think he was 7 years old here. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: in there. >> steve: that's lukas? >> jimmy: no. well, no, lukas is part of lukas graham. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: they're lukas graham. the lead singer is lukas, but he's not lukas graham. >> steve: he's not lukas graham. his name's not graham. >> jimmy: well, he is basically lukas graham. >> steve: but -- >> jimmy: as a collective, they're lukas graham. >> steve: but that kid is not lukas. >> jimmy: no, his name is chad -- he's a child actor.
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guys, you dot wanna miss this. we have, tonight, exclusive footage of donald trump speaking at the republican national convention. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: do you believe that we have it? >> steve: no, i don't. i don't believe it. we do? how did we get it? >> jimmy: it's special, special footage i can't -- >> steve: why would they give it to you? >> jimmy: the "tonight show" gets whatever it wants. i mean, we're very lucky. and we have it. we have the best audience, so we may as well have to have the best chips. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] they are great. >> jimmy: hey, guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today, and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of the republican national convention. it's happening right now in cleveland. donald trump is expected to be officially named the republican nominee for president. let's take a look at the pros and cons of the republicans national convention. here we go. pro, they open the convention with the song "happy together." [ laughter ]
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"it's the end of the world as we know it." >> steve: oh, wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: both good songs. >> steve: yeah. book ends too. >> jimmy: i love our r.e.m. pro, last night's speakers included iowa senator, joni ernst and actor scott baio. con, they just got their own spinoff "joni loves chachi." i would watch that. [ applause ] >> steve: i'm going to watch that show. >> jimmy: pro, the themes for each night are make america safe again, make america work again, make america first again, and make america one again. con, that explains this year's sponsor, mad libs. [ laughter and applause ] pro, the official hashtag for the gop convention is r.n.c.i.n.c.l.e. con, rnc and incle looks like a a drunk person trying to type ranch pringles. [ laughter and applause ] come on, amazon, faster. >> steve: amazon fresh. >> jimmy: i have prime. i have prime.
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>> jimmy: siri, it's prime. siri, tell alexa the -- ranch pringles. [ laughter ] tell alexa ranch pringles. [ laughter ] pro, downloading the wildly successful republican convention app. con, pokemon gop. [ laughter ] >> steve: got 'em all. >> jimmy: pro, last night donald trump entered by walking through smoke in silhouette. con, tonight chris christie entered by crashing through the wall like the kool-aid man and saying, "oh, yeah! oh, yeah, baby." [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah! that wou be great if he'd did that. >> steve: oh, he should do that. >> jimmy: pro, going to cleveland's rock and roll hall of fame to find out how pink floyd recorded the wall. a
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pay for it. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: fascinating. >> steve: fascinating rock history. >> jimmy: pro, hearing trump tell the crowd i do not condone violence or fighting. con, and now please welcome our next speaker, the president of the ultimate fighting championship. [ applause ] pro, later this week, we'll hear from newt gingrich and reince priebus. con, they sound less like republican leaders and more like "harry potter" villains. reince priebus! [ applause ] pro, tim tebow was asked to speak, but he passed. con, and then got intercepted. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, hey! ♪ come on. oh, hey, tebow. >> jimmy: and finally, pro, the first three nights features speeches by celebrities and politicians. on the fourth night, trump is officially named the republican nominee for president. con, on the fifth night, the locusts come. [ laughter and applause ] there you go. that's the pros and cons. we'll be right back with more of the "tonight sh,"
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! guys, as you know, today was day two of the republican national convention. we all saw donald trump entrance last night when he introduced his wife, melania. now he wasn't scheduled to appear again until thursday, but i guess he couldn't help himself, because earlier tonight he made a surprise speech. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i guess there were some things from the past few days he wanted to address, and, well, it was pretty interesting. [ laughter ] and we got footage. >> steve: we got the footage? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is it, yeah. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: is this a live feed? >> steve: it's a live feed right now? >> jimmy: i don't -- we can't neither confirm nor deny. here we go. let's take a look. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we are the champions my friends and we'll keep on fighting til the end ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank me. we're going to win big. we're going to win big. thank me. [ cheers ] it's great to be here. i know i was not supposed to be on stage tonight, but our keynote speaker, alf, cancelled last minute. he had to get back to melmac sad. [ laughter ] anyway, it's been a great convention so far. last night was fantastic. it was huge. [ cheers and applause ] did you see melania? she stole the show. literally. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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speech like a true first lady. [ laughter ] that first lady being michelle obama, but, still, she might have plagiarized some of it, but you gotta admit she did it harder, better, faster, stronger, and you can quote me on that. and how great -- how great was scott baio? wasn't his speech great? wasn't it fantastic? [ cheers and applause ] i loved it so much i'm going to put "charles in charge" of the nuclear launch codes. [ laughter and applause ] it's fantastic to be here, home of cleveland's great football team, the cleveland browns. and home of paul ryan's great intern team, the cleveland whites. [ laughter ] last night, you heard from antonio sabato jr., from "general hospital," tonight, you heard from kimberlin brown from "the young and the restless", which is interesting because for the rest of the week, you'll be hearing from "all my children." [ laughter and applause ]
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don jr., ivanka, eric. [ laughter ] let's hear it for my great running mate, what's his face. we did an interview on "60 minutes," or as it's now known, 59 minutes of me and 1 minute of him wondering what the hell have i done. [ laughter ] speaking of what the hell have i done, chris christie is also here tonight. you know, chris has been a a great friend and supporter these past few months. i know he's mad i didn't choose him as my running mate, but, hey, that's just how the cookie crumbles. chris, it's just a figure of speech. [ laughter and applause ] anyway, we got to keep the show moving along. we've got one more speaker for you tonight. everyone's been talking about pokemon. well, we couldn't get pikachu, but we got the next best thing. give it up for the one and only, qbert. [ cheers and applause ] gotta catch 'em all! cue the music. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a golden globe award-winning actor who stars as the villain in the upcoming summer blockbuster, "star trek beyond," which is in theaters and imax 3d this friday. he also has his own clothing line called idris elba for superdry, featuring everything from men's jackets to underwear. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome irdis elba. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> steve: irdis elba! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: man. >> what's up, man? >> jimmy: i wear your stuff, man. [ laughter ] >> you -- you do wear my stuff? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i just -- i wear it outside my pants sometimes, that's how much i love it. [ laughter ] that's exciting, yeah? you got your own line of stuff? your own line of clothing? >> no, yeah, it is exciting. it's not something i -- you know, i really planned to do in my life, but it's -- you know, i love fashion, and i like to, you know, implement underwear. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is everyone asking you every time they see you now for a dance off because you are the voice on macklemore and ryan lewis. you know, to challenge you -- yeah. >> yeah, i do get that quite a a bit. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: people just yell at you, "oh! hey! idris!" >> i was in a restroom in a a club -- i was in a restroom at a club, that's it! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's it, great story. that's so -- that's the number one song. >> this dude -- >> jimmy: ♪ i was in a restroom at a club ♪ [ laughter ] ♪
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i was cool ♪ [ laughter ] yeah, very interesting words. >> guy, looks over, he was like, "oh, idris! hey, dance off, you want a a challenge?" i was like, "bro, no, man. [ laughter ] no. no, i don't want a challenge." and then everyone looked at me, like, "oh, it is you." ah, awkward. >> jimmy: are you a dancer? >> i can dance. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ don't encourage them. >> jimmy: come on, give us a a little, man! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh! [ cheers ] ♪ cpcp [ light laughter ] >> that is all i've got. >> jimmy: thanks for giving us a little love. yeah, appreciate it. >> that's my favorite move. >> jimmy: i want to hear the -- there's some deejay stories. but i heard that you were a a deejay for a while. are you still -- do you still deejay? >> i still deejay. i play house, i played brooklyn on 4th of july weekend. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, output. it was good. >> jimmy: do you like it just for fun or just -- what -- what do --
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i've been deejaying since i was probably eight with my parents whenever they got too drunk at their own parties. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. that's what you need to do. >> the only time i got to play with the turntable. what is the biggest gig you ever deejayed? do you -- >> i think glastonbury festival, one time. >> jimmy: no way. >> i did that. >> jimmy: aren't you nervous that something's gonna go wrong? >> oh, yeah, always. oh, man, so listen. i was deejaying, um -- i was a surprise guest. nile rodgers was playing. it was at this conference in switzerland. nile rodgers is out there. he does this amazing set, and he says, "hey, hey, ladies and gentlemen, listen, listen, i know you want more from me, but we have a special guest for you," and he said, "everyone turn around," and there i was in the deejay booth. he goes, "that's idris elba!" and the crowd goes, "oh, boom, boom, boom." "idris, hit it!" boom! nothing. [ laughter ] everyone's, like -- niles is, you know, god love him. he's holding his guitar, he's like -- "he is a deejay. i mean, he really is." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "here he is once again!" >> oh, man, it was the awkwardest thing. and i'm presssing the button -- >> jimmy: one, two, three, eh! yeah. there's no power, there's no fun. >> it was three minus
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[ audience oohs ] niles was, like -- "all right, got to go." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. "i never said knew him." yeah. [ laughter ] "i just said 'there he is.'" exactly. i saw fatboy slim do that one time at this big festival. and he had to stop cold because somebody parked a truck on the dance floor. that's how crazy it was. like, "you have to remove the truck from the dance floor." [ light laughter ] and it was like -- and it was just -- they go, "oh, he's never going to get this party going." and the song that brought it back? "kung fu fighting." [ laughter ] ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh everybody was kung fu fighting ♪ ♪ ♪ those cats were fast as lightning ♪ >> jimmy: and it was off. that's the trick. if you're ever in trouble, just play "kung fu fighting" and you'll be all right. >> that definitely will get you out. >> jimmy: you'll be all right. let's talk about "star trek beyond," buddy. you're almost unrecognizable in this. look at this. you're uh -- >> that's an improvement. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that is -- how -- >> it's an improvement. >> jimmy: no, it's not. now, how lon
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put this on, this makeup? >> that was like -- that was like four hours in the morning. and we got it down to about two and a half hours, but that was some hard work. it's like two pieces. the top bit that looks like a a pumpkin is one piece, and then there's the face piece, and then there's the teeth, and then there's the eyes. >> jimmy: but you're stuck in this mask all day? >> yeah, 18 hours. [ audience oohs ] it is pretty tough. >> jimmy: i'd lose my mind. [ light laughter ] i would absolutely lose my mind. i mean, by the end of the day, you're like, "just take it off, please, please, please." how long to take it off? >> there was two options. there was the option where i took it off like that, and lost some eyebrows -- >> jimmy: ugh! [ audience ohs ] >> or there was the option where i sat down calmly for an hour while they picked it off. [ audience aws ] i don't like my eyebrows anyway. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like them. they look great, come on. no, they look good. do you want to tell anyone about this one? is there anything special? do you want to give spoilers? i don't want to say -- >> i mean the truth is, this is definitely one of the most complex "star trek" villains. you know, there's a real weird arc to this story, which is what attracted me to it. i enjoyed doing it, man, i have to -- 'cause you know, this ise
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you know, being in this head, and you know, like -- when you look that ugly, you don't need to act hard. [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying? you just -- >> jimmy: you just are that character. you're into it. >> "just get me a cup of coffee." "okay!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have a clip i want to show everyone. here's irdis elba and zoe saldana in "star trek beyond," take a look. [ cheers and applause ] >> what is your name? >> i am lieutenant nyota uhura of the uss enterprise, and you have committed an act of war against the federation -- >> federation? the federation is an act of war. >> you attacked us. >> your captain, why did you sacrifice yourself for him? >> he would have done the same. and if he makes it off of that ship, he will come for us. >> i am counting on it, lieutenant uhura.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you have nightmares? >> listen, i remember -- you know, it's zoe saldana, she's one of the most beautiful women in the world. i was like, "can i get a kiss?" and she was like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not with that face. >> no! >> jimmy: not with that face. are we going to play a fun game when you - when we come back? >> i like games. >> jimmy: is that good? yeah. idris and i are playing a game called "box of microphones" when we come back! stick around. it's fun! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're here with my pal irdis elba. now idris, everyone knows that you're a great actor, but i hear that you're also a great singer. so i'd like to play a game with you. it is time for "box of microphones!" ♪ ♪ box of microphones yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. im
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drawing a card from this stack of -- oh, sorry. this stack of random song titles. [ light laughter ] but before we sing them, we have to pick a microphone from the box of microphones. i should have -- i should have realized that. that's what it says on the box. each one has a different vocal effect on it. [ audience oohs ] >> woo! >> jimmy: it can make it sound like chipmunks, robots. we have no idea until we start singing. want to try? >> i want to try it. >> jimmy: here we go. all right, very good. since you're my guest, you can go first. just take a song card there from the song cards. this is not the song card pile. this is the microphone pile. [ light laughter ] >> okay, i'll pick one from here. >> jimmy: yes, that's correct. >> and i have "panda" by designer. [ cheers and applause ] okay. >> jimmy: panda panda. pick a microphone. >> green's my favorite color. [ cheers ] just go for it? >> jimmy: yeah, roots will give you some music. ♪ [ high-pitched voice ] ♪ i got broads in atlanta twistin' dope lean and the fanta ♪ ♪ credit cards and the scammers hittin' off licks in the bando ♪ ♪ panda panda panda panda
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panda panda panda panda panda panda panda ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> woo! >> jimmy: that was a -- >> that was epic. >> jimmy: panda! panda! panda! he was an aggressive chipmunk. [ laughter ] all right, let me grab a card first. here we go, no. "one dance" by drake. [ cheers and applause ] all right, let me pick a a microphone here. i'll take pink, my favorite color. [ laughter ] here we go. can you give me a little, roots? ♪ [ deep, distorted voice ] ♪ i need one dance got a hennessy in my hand one more time 'fore i go ♪ ♪ higher powers taking a hold on me i need a one dance i need one dance ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ whistle ] you know what that sound
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[ laughter ] >> i do not. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] it doesn't mean that. it means it's time for the double sing, double change duet. now, in this round -- [ cheers ] -- we'll both sing the same song, but the audio booth is gonna keep changing the vocal effects. so every line is going to be different. let's grab a microphone from the box of microphones. >> okay. >> jimmy: and then you can tell me what card we're going to do. >> "endless love," lionel ritchie. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: okay. i can do that. all right, you're going to go first. >> okay. >> jimmy: roots, can you give us a nice, beautiful "endless love"? diana ross? yeah. ♪ >> all right, here we go. ♪ my love >> thank you. [ with auto-tune effect ] ♪ there is only you in my life ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the only thing that's bright m ♪ my first love you're every breath the breath that i take ♪
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♪ you're every step i make ♪ [ deep, distorted voices ] ♪ i i want to share all my love with you no one else will do ♪ [ high-pitched voices ] ♪ and your eyes your eyes your eyes they show me how much you care ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh yes you will always be my endless love ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give it up for irdis elba, everyone! go see him in "star trek beyond." it opens in theaters and imax 3d this friday!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is the emmy award winning co-host of "project runway" which returns for a 15th season september 15 on lifetime. 15 seasons, she's also a judge on the hit show "america's got talent," which airs tuesdays and wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. right here on nbc. everyone, please welcome heidi klum! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show! >> it's great to see you. i take fully advantage of this. [ kissing sounds ] i don't want to stop. >> jimmy: it's very european and i don't know how to do it, so the first time we --
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not german. i don't know if people always think that we germans love to do that, but we're very much like this, hello. >> jimmy: hello, absolutely, yeeah. congratulations on the emmy nomination. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, again! >> yeah! >> jimmy: it is the greatest. i think we're good luck, every time you come on, you get nominated for an emmy. >> well because after 15 seasons, you kind of wonder, are they getting tired of us? but they're not! >> jimmy: 15 seasons, feels like you just started last year. >> well, i still remember actually, trying to shop the show, going from network, to network, to network, and people were, like, why do we want to watch designers sew all day? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and you know, 15 seasons later, we're still here so i guess a lot of people do enjoy that. what i never understand the designers, you know, when they come, and they're like, we really only have one day to do this. and i'm like yeah. when i say one day, so they always think when i say it on television, this is like tv time instead of reality? i gi t
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to do the challenge. they always were thinking it was a joke. i'm like, no, you really only have a day. >> jimmy: we've been on 14 seasons, watch the show! you're gonna be on. >> they thought i always say this for television purposes to kind of like make it crazy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> meanwhile, i would have the whole thing already mapped out, i would know how to make a a gown, a suit, a this, a that, and then i be like, bam, bam, bam. >> jimmy: and if you go on a a cooking show know how to make risotto. >> right? >> jimmy: that's the thing. that's where they always get you. you don't know how to make risotto, donkey! you have to know how to do that stuff. >> right? >> jimmy: "america's got talent," though, on the other hand, you can do anything. who knows. >> so much fun. >> jimmy: simon cowell's back, who i love. >> yeah, he's a lot of fun. >> jimmy: does that up your judges skills whe your judging next to simon? >> i think i am the same. i would probably say i'm the most honest. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i thought he was much harsher to be honest with you, but he's not really as harsh. we have a lot of fun together, i i have to say. >> jimmy: he's harsh. >> and when he gets naughty, then he gets the drink spilled all over him. because, i'm not taking it. [ light laughter
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already, one time, because i fell into this thing. or, if he gets mad with me, i dump my water on him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if you had to do a a talent, what would yours talent be besides modeling? would you sing? would you sing a song? >> i can sing, but not well. i sing in the shower. usually people close their ears when i do. >> jimmy: we have idris' microphones hanging around if ever feel like doing anything. >> do you want me to sing a a something? like a german song. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. german song? >> well, i have one german yodeling song that i can do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll put an effect on this one. want the chipmunk on this one? >> hello? [ laughter ] ♪ [ yodeling ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is fantastic. i didn't know you were going to yodel. sounded like it could be in a a horror movie. [ laughter ] [ yodeling ] no, i loved it. it was good. golden buzzer. i would press the golden buzzer for you, yeah. [ laughter ] >> he's my goomba. oh, he's from long island. >> jimmy: that's right. >> he's the best, but you know what i have to tell you, i'm still waiting for the call because, really, i want to go over to his mother, and i want to have that macaroni and the gravy. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. the gravy. that's the real italian way. >> do you know that any kind of pasta, doesn't matter the size or shape it is. if it's spaghetti, linguini, poppa deli it is all macaroni.
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>> jimmy: macaroni. >> it is all macaroni. >> jimmy: mom's make sunday great. >> and the gravy it's the same thing, doesn't matter if it's green, red sauce, if it's a a sauce with meatballs swimming in there, it's all gravy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm learning. >> jimmy: my mom is irish, and a little german, but she pretends she's italian when she's cooking italian food, like, oh, yeah, put some mozzarella, brushutte bruschetto, mom. you're from brooklyn, please. >> but he still has my coffee, i'm waiting. >> jimmy: she'll call you. i want to show a clip, here's heidi klum using the golden buzzer to change a contestant's life on "america's got talent." ♪ i did it my way ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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and hug you. >> come up here. should i go down there? [ cheers and applause ] >> i do. do you want to know how i feel about you? >> tell me. i'll tell you right now. ♪ love you baby and if it's quite all right i need you baby ♪ ♪ to warm the lonely night i love ya baby trust in me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it just makes you happy. it just makes you happy. >> sal. >> jimmy: sal, come on. eat some mozzerella. >> give me a call. i want to come over. >> jimmy: heidi klum, everybody. the new season, "project runway," returns september 15th on lifetime. [ cheers and applause ] and "america's got talent" airs tuesdays and wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. we'll be right back with a a performance from lukas graham. stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our nextst
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a danish quartet rose to worldwide fame with their hit "seven years" performing the new single "mama said" off their self-titled album, please welcome lukas graham! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ when mama said that it was okay mama said that it was quite alright ♪ ♪ our kind of people had a bed for the night and it was ok ♪ ♪ remember asking both my mom and dad why we never traveled to exotic lands ♪ ♪ we only ever really visit friends nothing to tell when the summer ends ♪ ♪ we never really went buying clothes folks were passing on this stuff in plenty loads ♪ ♪ new shoes once a year and then out to play ball so we could ruin them ♪ ♪ when mama said that it was okay mama said that it was quite alright ♪ ♪ our kind of people had
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and it was okay ♪ ♪ mama told us we were good kids and daddy told us never listen to the ones ♪ ♪ pointing nasty fingers and making fun cause we were good kids ♪ ♪ don't get me wrong i didn't have it bad i got enough loving from my mom and dad ♪ ♪ but i don't think they really understood when i said that i wanted the deal in hollywood ♪ ♪ i told them i'd be singing on tv the other kids were calling me a wannabe ♪ ♪ the older kids they started bugging me but now they all standing right in front of me ♪ ♪ when mama said that it was okay mama said that it was quite alright ♪ ♪ our kind of people had a bed for the night and it was okay ♪ ♪ mama told us we were good kids and daddy told us never listen to the ones ♪ ♪ pointing nasty fingers and making fun cause we were good kids ♪
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♪ i know which place i'm from i know my home ♪ ♪ when i'm in doubt and struggling that's where i go ♪ ♪ an old friend can give advice when new friends only know a half story ♪ ♪ that's why i always keep them tight and why i'm okay i said i'm okay ♪ ♪ you know what my mama said you gonna sing it with me ♪ ♪ when mama said that it was okay mama said that it was quite alright ♪ ♪ our kind of people had a bed for the night and it was ok ♪ ♪ mama told us we were good kids and daddy told us never listen to the ones ♪ ♪ pointing nasty fingers and making fun cause we were good kids ♪ ♪ mama said that it was ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba-ba ♪ ♪ ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba
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my mama said that ♪ ♪ it was okay ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba-ba ♪ ♪ ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba ♪ ♪ when mama said that it was okay mama said that it was quite alright ♪ ♪ our kind of people had a bed for the night and it was okay ♪ ♪ mama told us we were good kids and daddy told us never listen to the ones ♪ ♪ pointing nasty fingers and making fun cause we were good kids ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: lukas graham! [ cheers and applause ] tickets for their fall tour are
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my thanks to irdis elba, heidi klum, lukas graham once again! [ cheers and applause ] give it up for the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night" with seth meyers. thank you for watching. hope you have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow, bye-bye everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- michael strahan, star of "mr. robot", actor rami malek, music from alessia cara, featuring the 8g band with atom willard. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. that's good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. melania trump is being accused of plagiarism because paragraphs of her speech last night closely mirror michelle obama's speech at the 2008 democratic convention. said melania, "that'

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