by: Wes Robert Ward
We forget sometimes that no matter what shit happens. Shit will always happen. Shit will happen when you least expect it. Shit will happen when you don't see it coming. Shit will happen when shit takes a shit on shit. Shit, that's the best way I can explain it.
But what if? What if we had an alien shit invasion from the planet poo in the far off galaxy of crap.
Just a notion, please use lots of lotion because when you lay in it you'll start to feel like it. No, I'm not talking about a place to sit, I'm just talking about shit.
And if some day not so far off, you step in some while playing golf and you look at your cleats and it says, "We come in peace, many pieces of shit." Well shit what can I say, we're shit outta luck and deep down we're fucked.
The End. 💩