"I Took A Mop For A Walk"
by: Wes Robert Ward
One sunny day on a lovely Sunday afternoon I decided to take my Mop for a walk in the park.
Oh, my Mop got all excited and couldn't wait to run around the park like all Mops should do.
Yes, my Mop as we entered the park ran up to a tree, sniffed it, and peed on it.
Then my Mop found some soft grass and pooped as well. Not fun cleaning up after a Mop you know and this one pooped a lot.
All the rest of the day my Mop played with the other Mops in the park. Strange that many people had similar Mops, but hey who am I to judge.
Then suddenly my Mop got into a fight with another Mop and it was hard to tell where the Mops began and ended.
Us Mop owners knew how to stop that Mop fight by just holding up a hotdog. And quick as the Mop fight began it ended when those Mops saw those wieners.
At the end of the day I took my Mop home, fed him a big can of Mop food, then Mop chewed on the broom for awhile, and soon enough my Mop fell asleep on the sofa all tuckered out.
I whispered, "Goodnight Mop, and sweet dreams."
Then I noticed my Mop had fleas. Mop wasn't going to be happy taking a flea dip bath tomorrow. Yes, Mops do not like getting wet, but deep down all Mops eventually get wet so it's unavoidable.
My only problem will be when I get done and Mop runs inside and gets my kitchen floor wet, what will I use to clean that up?
The End. 🐶