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Wizard To Wizard

Kit and Paige explore the vast world of Harry Potter and tackle the IMPORTANT questions... in their own special way.



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Wizard To Wizard
Jan 12, 2018 Wizard To Wizard
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Quill and Kit talk about the characters' New Years Resolutions. Quill catches some feelings about James Sirius Potter. Kit has an existential crisis over the very concept of Hot Cream. It's a good time.
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Dec 21, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Quill talk about the most recent thing J. K. Rowling has done to earn their ire, as well as the not-so-recent things. Also discussed: should you keep consuming media produced by problematic creators? The second half of the episode is way lighter. What the characters SHOULD have done after Voldemort's downfall.
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Dec 14, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Quill talk about Azkaban for a billion years and then ask the most important question you'll ever think about: What happens if you eat a horcrux?
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Dec 7, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Quill talk about everyone's favorite 80's punk Hufflepuff, Tonks! DON'T call her Nymphadora (but if you're a cute older werewolf man, you can probably get away with "Dora"). 
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Nov 9, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Quill discuss the things they hate about the characters they love and the things they love about the characters they hate. F**k Remus Lupin (what an a*****e), and Snape can be alright sometimes WE GUESS.
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Oct 25, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Are you ready for a spooky deep-dive into the various ways magical folk celebrate Halloween? Kit and Quill have done the horrifying research and relay it to you -- but also they get off on a million tangents, as is their way. They also have some pretty wild revelations about what happened on Halloween, 1981.
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Oct 23, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Part two of the magical journey that is Kit and Quill sussing out the details of Remus and Sirius raising Harry Potter. Quill and Kit seriously f**k up the Remus/Tonks timeline. Sirius rules at weddings and loves The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore. Remus gets a really cool cane. 
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Oct 12, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige discuss the best AU in the entire world. Remus and Sirius raise Harry James Potter. All you need to know is: "YOU LET JAMES POTTER'S SON HAVE A TIME TURNER?"
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Oct 7, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige find a book after Paige moves. The table of contents is definitely just a list of questions Harry Potter once typed into Google.
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Sep 27, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige shitpost for a full hour. It's mostly sexy puns and a LOT of snakes.
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Sep 21, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige are tired. Tired of JKR's b******t, that is. We discuss all the closure we never got in the books. We also discuss the best case and worst case Wolfstar scenario.
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Sep 13, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige skim over how the book series might be changed if Harry Potter had been sorted into Slytherin. More importantly, we discuss how that would affect Severus Snape and how much gayer Malfoy could get. 
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Sep 7, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige discuss how cool wizard guns would be. Oh, also how other countries would react to Voldemort, but trust that wizard guns are way more interesting than anything else discussed in this episode. 
Wizard To Wizard
Aug 30, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige come to the thrilling conclusion that Snape just needed to be a musical theater geek. (Seriously, Snape really fits the bill for a lot of characters.)
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Aug 23, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige are BACK to talk about how much better American magic candy is than European magic candy. Because, y'know, we're better at everything (except for being prepared for our podcasts).
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Jun 21, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige go through all the different House combinations to discuss what each combination would be like in terms of relationships, friendships, co-workers, and enemies. This is a super long one, but it's interesting all the way through!
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Jun 15, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige discuss how everything that happened in the Harry Potter series was caused by everyone's favorite werewolf, Remus Lupin. Then they turn around and talk about how that's ridiculous. Tune in to see what the final verdict is.
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Jun 8, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige discuss the villains of the series (including a few people you may not consider true villains) and what makes them pitiable or redeemable. More importantly, they debate Draco's status as a sweet soft boy. 
Wizard To Wizard
May 31, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige return from a week of absence to remind you all that there are some pretty cool jobs that aren't just "professor" or "Ministry official." In fact, there are some pretty cool jobs! Ever wonder what wizard families would do for a fun get-away vacation? Kit and Paige explore that!
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May 17, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Paige and Kit get rid of the outdated Owl Mail system, and simultaneously discuss this week's hit article from the Daily Prophet: "8 Ways Millennials Are Killing the Floo Network."
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May 10, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Paige, Kit, and Kenyatta shitpost for 80% of the episode and talk about Voldemort for 20% of the episode. What if Voldemort went around on Heelys all day? Also, what did he ACTUALLY want? WARNING: All of our episodes are NSFW, but this episode is ESPECIALLY NSFW. We make a lot of tongue-in-cheek jokes that are problematic in nature. If you have aversion to that kind of humor, maybe skip this one. If not, enjoy!
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May 3, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit, Paige, and special guest Kenyatta lay down some TRUTH for characters. HEY SNAPE? We actually don't have a lot to say to you. BUT HERMIONE? We have some pretty sweet wisdom for you.
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Apr 26, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit reacts to information about the wizarding schools not seen in the books (and Paige just relays that information). How can Japan, with a massive population, have the smallest school? Is the protection around the South American school actually good enough to keep the students safe? Can African children convince their parents that they're wizards because of this dream they had once? Find out in this week's episode!
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Apr 21, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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We said it wouldn't happen again, but here we are: two days late with the episode. It was worth waiting for, though. Kit and Paige talk about how everyone living would impact the story. Kit takes Paige on a nightmarish journey through the prospects of Snape marrying Lily. 
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Apr 13, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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In this episode, Kit and Paige spend more time talking about the 90s and muggleborn culture than Dean Thomas. But at least we know what his Pokemon starter would be....
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Apr 5, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Paige and Kit decide that Ollivander is probably a little unhinged and talk about the practicality of and implications of selling a bone wand to an eleven-year-old. Seriously, dude, what?
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Mar 30, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige discuss literary themes! Paige embarrassingly stumbles over a word and STILL doesn't get it right. (It's om-NI-shent, not whatever stupid thing she said.) For once, there is some self-control on the topic of Snape. Sorry for the episode being a day late, but now it's like a Thursday treat! Right?
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Mar 22, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige ramble on and on about how Voldemort slowly took over and ruined Narcissa Malfoy's life. That black, drab look just wasn't the right call for HER manor home.
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Mar 15, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige FINALLY GET EVERYTHING OFF THEIR CHEST! Your favorite worst person is the subject of today's episode, and all that can be said is: Do you like talking about Snape's probable hate erection?
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Mar 8, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige embark into a world thus far unknown to them: the world of sport! Today's episode is all about the history of Quidditch! We also take a crack at creating a better magical sport than J. K. Rowling. Do we succeed? Take a listen and find out!
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Mar 1, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Paige and Kit talk about their own headcanons, headcanons found online, and make a bunch of jokes. What was Sirius Black's favorite class? How does a Horcrux get made? What was the REAL reason Voldemort's curse backfired? All these questions and more are pondered upon!
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Feb 22, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige get informational as they talk about Professor McGonagall's backstory. She almost gave up magic for love, and maybe she wished she did after having to deal with the Marauders, the Weasley twins, and Harry/Ron/Hermione! 
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Feb 15, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige go over all the cool s**t you knew and never knew about Patronuses! Discuss: Harry Potter is an idiot, and Aberforth remains as weird as he always was. Also, what happens when a Patronus backfires? It's pretty gruesome...
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Feb 8, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige get down and dirty as we discuss all the kinks a wizard might have. This one is pretty suggestive, so delicate extendable ears should be protected!
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Feb 1, 2017 Wizard To Wizard
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Kit and Paige consider the various reasons one might become a Death Eater in the first place, though the main reason is clear: fashion.