"The Wiseman Of Stall #3"
by: Wes Robert Ward
Among such wisdom I sat near this holy man and breathed the air of his wise words as he spoke in the room we were in.
And these were his wise words...
Wiseman once said, "Look before you leap into a pile of crap for that crap might be no ordinary crap but shit that doesn't look like shit but looks like the type of shit that talks. And no one wants to leap into talking shit for that talking shit might talk such shit that shit might come out of it's mouth as it talks crap."
And that day I thanked that Wiseman who talked a lot of crap as he took a shit in the stall next to me. His wisdom was so inspiring it could be smelled from here to the women's restroom.
He changed my life forever that day and from then on whenever I had to take a dump, I thought of his wise words.
The End. 💩