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Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music

I, Tom Lehrer, and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000, hereby grant the following permission:

All the lyrics on this website, whether published or unpublished, copyrighted or uncopyrighted, may be downloaded and used in any manner whatsoever, without requiring any further permission from me or any payment to me or to anyone else. Some lyrics written by Tom Lehrer to copyrighted music by others are included herein, but of course such music may not be used without permission of the copyright owners. (The translated songs may be found in their original languages on YouTube.) In other words, all the lyrics herein should be treated as though they were in the public domain. In particular, permission is hereby granted to anyone to set any of these lyrics to their own music and publish or perform their versions without fear of legal action. This permission applies only to the lyrics on this website. Most of the music written by Tom Lehrer will be added gradually later with further disclaimers. 

Note: This website will be shut down on December 31, 2024, so if you want to download anything, don’t wait too long.


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Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the elements music
Topic: lehrer
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a christmas carol music
Topics: lehrer, kriss, yuletide, mer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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we will all go together when we go music
Topics: geth, hunks
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poisoning pigeons in the park music
Topic: lehrer
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the vatican rag music
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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pollution music
Topics: garbage, san, lehrer, calypso, breakfast, throw, lunch, drink
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the wiener schnitzel waltz music
Topics: sic, drank, ses, wiener, vor, schnitzel, vel, mit, lehrer, schlag
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smut music
Topics: vor, els, pornissimo, lehrer, smut
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the professors song music
Topic: yon
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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oedipus rex music
Topics: loved, lehrer, gdim, oedipus
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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silent e music
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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i hold your hand in mine music
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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Deep Doodoo 4p
Topics: deep, doo, budg, lehrer, doodoo
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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shes my girl music
Topic: lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the masochism tango music
Topics: lehrer, masochism, shoul
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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Ice Cream Tango 3p
Topics: austin, eliz, tamie, sara, rallentando, filw, flavor, kvflbbl, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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trees music
Topics: original, lehrer, rasbach, kilmer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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my home town music
Topic: lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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bright college days music
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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national brotherhood week music
Topics: tion, hate, folks, lehrer, fraternally, irjhwi
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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i got it from agnes music
Topic: chord
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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when you are old and gray music
Topics: bil, interlude, ened, gdim, gray
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the elements
Topics: dysprosium, praseodymium, astatine, hafnium, holmium, osmium, thulium, cerium, thorium, strontium
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the folk song army music
Topics: folk, song, jus, vmfa, cial, lehrer, pov, earnestly, folk song
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the wild west is where i wanna be music
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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so long mom music
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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wernher von braun music
Topics: lehrer, wernher, braun, von
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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te amo music
Topics: lehrer, fit, amo
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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fight fiercely harvard music
Topics: lehrer, loyally
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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o u music
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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be prepared music
Topics: pre, lehrer, pared
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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hanukkah in santa monica music
Topics: lehrer, hanukkah
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the subway song music
Topics: lehrer, subway, theodore
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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whos next music
Topics: lehrer, tained
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the irish ballad music
Topics: sing, neighbors, weighted, hideous, tragic, occasional, brother, tale, authentically, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the old dope peddler music
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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new math music
Topics: base, eights, ten, refrain, rhythmically, lehrer, tens
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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whatever became of hubert
Topics: hubert, lehrer, mccarthy, deplores, lbj, chacun, gawk, rumor, loy
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the hunting song music
Topics: lehrer, blithely, egame, fie
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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thats mathematics music
Topics: wiles, song, optional, sung, music, tune, boun, lehrer, ces
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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post thanksgiving hymn music
Topics: iks, byes
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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oedipus rex
Topics: oedipus, loved, pledipus, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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we will all go together when we go
Topics: fry, neighbors, lehrer, suffused, deum, hottenhot, adorn
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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alma music
Topics: jeal, mod, worn, lehrer, gustav, interludes
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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i wanna go back to dixie music
Topics: coda, boll, lehrer, dix
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the vatican rag
Topics: vatican, rosaries, fiddle, bow, knees, pontiff, sorta, eleison, kyrie, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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whatever became of hubert music
Topics: lehrer, moderately
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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Silent E private2p
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the love song of the physical anthropologist music
Topics: physical, lep, lehrer, chou, song, mas
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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were talkin algebra music
Topics: refrain, matrices, linear, mathematical, equations, rational, quadratics, gaussian, vertices, radii
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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shakespeare lied
Topics: shakespeare, romeo, speare, elmer, mope, asp, lehrer, othello
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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send the marines music
Topic: marines
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the vatican rag music2
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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poisoning pigeons in the park
Topics: pigeons, poisoning, spring, poison, pigeon, impiety, lehrer, audubon, poisoning pigeons
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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ice cream tango
Topics: ice, cream, elizabeth, sara, tango, jamie, flavor, humor, ucsc, lehrer, ice cream
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the night i appeared as macbeth music
Topics: lyrics, ond, fzm, nate, lehrer, wenl, hargreaves, valse, reer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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selling out music
Topics: lehrer, bali
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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n apostrophe t music
Topics: slower, lclircr
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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high school hymn music
Topics: eanst, ffi, lelirer, eern, aoc, hfr
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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new math
Topics: base, tens, ten, eights, hooray, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the old dope peddler
Topics: dope, peddler, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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without an s
Topics: moreno, youmans, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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i got it from agnes
Topics: agnes, marie, gillie, billie, lehrer, blarney, maybr
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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a christmas carol
Topics: lehrer, heartfelt, utensil, sleighbeils, raucous, kriss, christmas, sparing, hunks, yuletide
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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Bom Tempo Sunshine copy.cwk
Topics: vou, vem, lado, ihe, contrario, joana, bom, tempo, lyrics, num
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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all is well
Topics: tout, madame, tres, bien, marquise, cela, quelles, nouvelles, mais, vous, tres bien, marquise tout,...
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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unsong
Topics: shirt, clothes, ofl, unstack, unblow, unbuckle, unlace, iwsong, aking, unbutton
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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s equals one half g t squared
Topics: squared, cram, root, overlook, square, dean, mystery, times, lehrer, mass, square root
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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s n music
Topics: sniff, snore, sneeze, love, lehrer
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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hanukkah in santa monica
Topics: hanukkah, santa, monica, lighting, rosh, kippuh, hashonah, lehrer, shevuos, spot
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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mlf lullaby music
Topics: lehrer, lullaby, wiegenliedig, mlf
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
by Tom Lehrer and the Tom Lehrer Trust 2000
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send the marines
Topics: send, replaced, randolph, dubya, tomfoolery, lehrer, huma, montezuma, oxymoron
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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the menu song
Topics: gotta, kinds, ice, telegram, gasoline, song, rita, kind, moreno, parakeet
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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dy dx
Topics: delta, overstreet, lehrer, call, benton
Tom Lehrer Lyrics and Sheet Music
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speeds song music
Topics: allegretto, needled, tomlehrer, kriusio