. >> jimmy: the good news is robert pattinson and kristen -- and they forgot to wear shirts. >> i will turn into that, arr! [ screaming ] >> jimmy: i know he doesn't like to talk about your personal relationship and all of that stuff. so, what's going on with these two? >> this is crazy, i'm afraid they're ing to rip robert pattinson's [ bleep ] off. >> will you marry me? >> yeah. >> here we go! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with the cast -- robert pattinson, kristen stewart and taylor lautner with music from death cab for cutie. heather: hmm, do those furry heads look familiar? others: merry christmas!! heather: you came all the way to new york just to see us? christopher: and to show off my moves! natalie: and to wear our new alpine hoodies! josh:(yells) hey guys, watch this! woohoo! oh, boy! josh: hey! who turned out the lights? wesley: oodies on, but nobody's home. 'tis the season to get warm and !fuzzy. alpine hoodies just 20 bucks. this week only at old navy. consider this: these duracell batteries were given... to the mattel childr

. >> robert pattinson. i'm starting to think this guy is asexual or something. >> why does he have to flaunt it? >> he doesn't have to flaunt. >> just what, grab some woman's boob? >> no! >> what? >> the gosselins? the parents have not been home, kate nor jon, in a while. >> "lord of the flies" out there. >> welcome to "tmz's" spectacular, extensive coverage of the limo arrivals at the 61st annual primetime emmy awards. all the glitz. all the glamour. >> how many people rolled down their window, by the way? >> two. >> son of a bitch! >> rob lowe! >> tmz, bro. >> the idea was simple. put a guy with a camera and "tmz" sign near the nokia theater to introduce celebrities on the way to the emmys. it was not a good idea. >> hi. how are you doing? nobody is in there. >> it wasn't a total loss. after all, we did get -- >> two. >> who? >> mark wahlberg did roll down the window. >> great. we can talk about film, television, upcoming projects. >> good game today with the patriots. oh, you didn't watch it? >> swing an

johnny depp versus robert pattinson. i know you were listening in to our "showbiz tonight" morning meeting. it nearly came to fisticuffs. >> it nearly did. papers flying, coffee being thrown on each other. a.j., "people" magazine has just named johnny depp the sexiest man alive but not everyone agrees, obviously, with that decision. check out our "showbiz tonight" question of the day where we got nearly 150,000 responses. we asked, johnny depp, do you agree he is the sexiest man alive? the late results came in late today, and get this, only 25% said yes. 75% said no. i've got to tell you, a lot of people are saying it should be "twilight" star robert pattinson. lauren, are you on team johnny or team robert? >> i kind of want to be on both teams, if possible, but i have to admit, everyone went crazy when they heard johnny depp, they're like, why not robert? i think johnny has earned it. come on, he is sexy, he's been around for a long time, he's hat boat loads of movies. and robert, i know he's the popular boy, the prom k

but in this movie robert pattinson does enough pouting for three movies. and you're going to get to look at him a whole lot because this friday he'll be sitting here on this show. that's friday. [cheers and applause] >> ellen: and on the show today, she's also in "the twilight saga: new moon," dakota fanning is here. [cheers and applause] she's naked. also a manith three names and many new projects. sean "diddy" combs is here. [cheers and applause] >> ellen: it almost seems like too much show and yet there is even more. from "dancing with the stars stars," -- are here. [cheers and applause] [laughter] >> ellen: last week was dough-vember game week. one person won a huge prize. several people received concussions. today we're going to surprise a home viewer with $25,000. [cheers and applause] >> ellen: somebody who really needs it. this letter -- it broke my heart and yet made me smile because of her attitude. jeannie is outside near her home in west virginia right now. jeannie? >> hi, ellen. >> ellen: quiet down. you are right down the street, is that righ

these are tween screams. >> robert pattinson! >> it's nice to think that when i'm like 80, i'll be able to show these videos to my grandchildren. >> it's the coolest thing i've ever had. >> reporter: the first movie sucked in almost $400 million. the sequel, "new moon," may take an even bigger bite at the box office. >> i mean, we drove 6 1/2 hours, and i left my kids at home and my husband for the weekend. >> reporter: twi-hards, as they're called, have been lining up now for days, some in a daze. >> obsessed, addicted, in love. >> reporter: fitting, since "twilight" is about love. >> i'm not scared of you. >> reporter: it's heroine is bella. her boyfriend is edward, a vampire. >> bella! >> reporter: and her best friend is jacob, a werewolf. that makes for a complicated triangle, but a marketing miracle. the novels, written by stephenie meyer, have sold more than 70 million copies. besides the movies, there's now everything from books on how to date a vampire to "twilight" coffee. so, what does coffee have to do with "twilight"?

hi, i'm robert pattinson. sometimes, when i get bother, i climb up into my tree and i think about different things that bother me. movies bother me. sequels bother me. "new moon" bothers me! okay, sorry to say. okay? check yourself at the door. "new moon" bothers me. yes. "new moon"? what kind of a name is that to a sequel? it should have been called "twilight two." [ light laughter ] i mean, was the sequel to "rocky" called "new rocky"? no, "new moon" my ass. who named these [ bleep ] movies?! [ light laughter ] i'm not in it much am i? i am in the beginning and the end and a little in the middle. the middle part of the movie is when people leave the theater to go poop and pee! [ light laughter ] watch the beginning, watch the end! fast forward the middle you jackass! [ light laughter ] new moon has werewolves in it. werewolves are stupid. [ light laughter ] wolves are dogs. they are pets. no one is afraid of pets! you made a movie about ts? that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard of. who cares! i want to

why wasn't robert pattinson chosen. the shocking results of our poll. >>> i'm aj hammer broadcasting tonight and every night from new york city. >> i'm brooke anderson from hollywood and tonight, hollywood at war over sarah palin. >> "showbiz tonight" is revealing how much sarah palin is dividing hollywood as she storms the country on her tell all book tour. wait until you hear what martha stewart told us about palin. talk about a smack down. it was a brand-new jaw dropping revelation about sarah's arch nemesis, her almost son in law, jeeve e jeeve -- levi johnston. >> more than a year ago republicans used the word celebrity to mock barack obama. now there is someone from the 2008 presidential campaign who is getting massive ratings, selling tons of books and causing a major stir in hollywood. the celebrity is not president obama. it's former republican vice presidential candidate sarah palin. >> she is on every program whether it's cable news or whether you turn on network news or the entertainment shows. whether you t

i guarantee you, robert pattinson, he is one to watch. and if beyond edward he can be sexier in roles like johnny has pulled off, there's knowing what robert is capable of. >> yeah. give him a little bit of time. >> a little more time, exactly. >> he may have that broad appeal, just like johnny depp. okay, julie jordan, it is always talking the sexiest man alive list with you. appreciate it. thanks. >> thanks, brooke. >> and don't forget to pick up the brand-new issue of the "people" magazine, the sexiest man alive issue when it hits newsstands everywhere this friday. so now we want to get your take on it. is it our "showbiz tonight" question of the day. johnny depp, do you agree he is the sexiest man alive? vote at "showbiz tonighshowbizt. >> you know who i think is pretty sexy? >> who's that, a.j.? >> the "showbiz on call" operators. i think they look especially hot right here when they're answering all those calls about sarah palin. we are getting so many after we told you about sarah getting reality show offers. in fact, kathy from ka

you know that guy robert pattinson? [ cheers and applause ] dude who plays the vampire in "twilight movies." i agree that guy is a tall drink of water. [ light laughter ] but in addition to being attractive it turns out that robert pattinson is really, really bothered about a lot of things. in fact, a couple of months ago, he actually started his own website robertisbothered.com, just so he can talk all the different things that bother him. i don't know what this guy's problem is, just take a look. ♪ [ cougar sound ] [ in english accent ] >> jimmy: hi, i'm robert pattinson and sometimes when things bother me when things bother me, i climb up my tree and i just talk about all the things that bother me. [ laughter ] like, calendars, they bother me. holidays, they bother me. [ laughter ] halloween, halloween bothers me. halloween is stupid. oh, hey, i have a great idea. why don't we have a child dress up so that it's unrecognizable and then send him to a strangers house and have the stranger feed your child. is everyone

you guys know that guy robert pattinson, the star of "twilight"? [ cheers and applause ] check out this video he posted on youtube last night. just check it out. >> the "harry potter" film came out recently, and made a lot of money, didn't it? made a lot of money. people are saying, "are you bothered by it?" well, no, i'm not bothered. i mean, i have my own movie, don't i? so i'm not bothered by him. am i bothered by him? no. not bothered. people asking me all the time if it bothers me. that may bother me. my movie is about vampires. yours is about wizards. so my movie is less stupid, basically. oh, i just remembered what the film is called. "harry potter and the half-blood prince." it should be called "harry potter and the half-assed film" or "harry potter and i am" -- in the "potter" movies, they fly around on broomsticks to fly. that bothers me. i don't need a broomstick. i just fly. it's more efficient, isn't it? hey, harry potter. i'm going to cast a spell on you. s-u-c-k. suck. can everyone say it? hey, here's another spell. combine one part

but first, do you guys know who robert pattinson is? he's the dude from "twilight." he plays the vampire. [ scattered cheers ] i agree, he's a pretty tasty dish. [ laughter ] but in addition to being handsome, it turns t that robert pattinson is also really, really bothered by a lot of things. in fact, a couple weeks ago, he started his own website called robertisbothered.com. just so he can talk about different things that bother him. in fact, the brand-new video up right now -- let's take a look. [ laughter ] >> bothered! >> hey, i'm robert pattinson. sometimes, when things bother me, i come up here in my tree. just to think about different things that bother me. magazines bother me. advertisements bother me. those snickers ads that you see in magazines bother me. [ laughter ] snickers are stupid. these ads are so stupid. do you want an example? you got one. snackonomics. peanut-tentuary. snackabularly. peanutopolis. it's not even -- it's like they take the word snickers out, keep the font and then don't rhyme it with snickers or candy or chocolate or nuts or -- bo

i am joined now by the star, robert pattinson. robert, he's come robert pattinson. robert, he's come to talk to robert pattinson. robert, he's come to talk to e24 first. robert pattinson. robert, he's come to talk to e24 first. what's the to talk to e24 first. what's the reception to talk to e24 first. what's the reception like? what's reception like? what's what like? the reception reception like? what's what like? the reception you‘re getting? the reception you‘re getting? it's unbelievable. unbelievable. it was kind of similar unbelievable. it was kind of similar last time in london unbelievable. it was kind of similar last time in london as well. similar last time in london as well. i‘m always surprised similar last time in london as well. i‘m always surprised by the fan i‘m always surprised by the fan reaction everywhere. it reaction everywhere. it seems to be explosive. reaction everywhere. it seems to be explosive. it's reaction everywhere. it seems to be explosive. it's a explosive. it's a great feeling. why do explosive. it's a great feeling. why

but first, you guys know robert pattinson? [ cheers ] [ boos ] he's the dude who plays the vampire in the "twilight" movies. yeah, i agree with you. that guy is one tasty dish. [ laughter ] well, a couple of weeks ago, we showed you a video he posted on youtube where he was pretty upset about all the attention the "harry potter" movie was getting. and just between you and me, it seemed like maybe he was a little jealous. but it turns out "harry potter" is not the only thing robert pattinson's bothered about. he actually started his own website. it's called robertisbothered.com. [ laughter ] and he keeps posting things on it. this guy's got a real chip on his shoulders. take a look.th ♪ >> jimmy: i'm robert pattinson. sometimes i come up to my tree when things bother me. you know what bothers me? cable television. [ laughter ] the discovery channel bothers me. it's shark week on discovery channel, and that is quite popular, isn't it? wow, millions of people watching sharks swim 'round and 'round. sharks are stupid. [ laughter

she goes, "i had a dream about robert pattinson?" >> it actually kind of -- i mean, i didn't ask about the pie. she wasn't like -- "no pie talk." i mean, like -- there was a whole segment about the pie. and then i figured that that's what we were going to -- i don't know. and she was just like, "you know, i'm such a fan, and i had a dream about robert the other night." and i was like, "dude. i should hook you guys up." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're like, "i have his number." yeah, "i have his number." but, what was in her dream with her and robert? >> she just said they hung out. i don't know what that really -- i don't know -- [ laughter ] i didn't like, push it. i was just like, "okay, that's cool." >> jimmy: [ imitating martha stewart ] "we hung out. we made some crafts." [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> she said he was really down to earth and really real. and she really liked that. >> jimmy: in the dream. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love when people are nice to you in your dream. i don't have dreams where people don't like me.

tonight -- from "the twilight saga: new moon," robert pattinson, kristen stewart and taylor lautner. music from death cab for cutie. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, face the facts -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. and -- not only am i the host of the show, i'm a vampire and i'm a werewolf, too, so, i hope i don't have to kill anyone tonight. the new movie "twilight: new moon" is finally here. the good news is, robert pit tinson, kristen stewart and taylor lautner are here. the bad news, they forgot to wear shirts, so we might have to send them home. not to be a bummer, but should people really be sucking blood during flu season? i don't think so. the movie has beaten one of the "star wars" sequels for most advanced tickets sold. it's supposed to make $9 trillion. and really, there's a lot of excitement tonight. this is the most excited i've been about vampires since i found out count chocula was part of a ball lanced breakfast. in may, they first showed the trailer at the mtv mo

so big in fact that the star of the movie, robert pattinson has his own candy bar. called the new moon heart's desire cream-filled chocolate heart. new moon is the next movie, i guess. this is a great thing for teenage girls obsessed with robert pattinson, you'll get so fat he'll never look at you i don't want it to seem like i ripped him off, but i'm working on my own candy bar. we're calling it the jimmy kimmel chocolate filled gravy meatball. some anti-meat groups are trying to convince people to stop eating hot dogs. personally i think that's un-american, but the story did provide us with this unintentional joke of the day. >> weiners are hazardous to your health. [ laughter ] >> and one -- one more thing. north korea today launched another attack, but this one of a personal nature against our secretary of state, hillary clinton. you've got to love north korea. they're a great villain. they say crazy things, their leader looks like ethel merman. all their missiles are named dong, they're the best. they're upset because hillary clinton compared their country to a

he is robert pattinson, and he wants to suck your dogs, jimmy. >> jimmy: thanks you, steve. >> steve: dog! >> jimmy: there they are, the stars of "twilight" ready to gobble some hot dogs. now, all we need are the 3 contestants. higgins, who do we have tonight? >> steve: well, jimmy, tonight's contestants are -- pierre gibsom, kyle stautard and wendy marhamicka. [ cheers and applause ] get down here and get these wieners through those holes, "twilight" style. >> jimmy: very good, very good. welcome, hey. what's your name we're you from? >> pierre gibson, i'm from toronto. >> jimmy: very good. what does it say? fresh pair? fresh pair of jays? [ laughter ] >> no, nothing? >> jimmy: i don't know. i have no idea. >> jordans? i know what they are. >> jimmy: oh, jordans? >> yeah, michael jordan's shoes. >> jimmy: yeah, i call them "m.j.s." [ laughter ] fresh pair of "j's." really fresh. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, very fresh. >> jimmy: i totally got it, by the way. >> i use bounce, by the way. >> jimmy: what? >> i use bounce. >> jimmy: use bounce? >> you know, the fabric softener? >> jimmy: