. >> robert pattinson. i'm starting to think this guy is asexual or something. >> why does he have to flaunt it? >> he doesn't have to flaunt. >> just what, grab some woman's boob? >> no! >> what? >> the gosselins? the parents have not been home, kate nor jon, in a while. >> "lord of the flies" out there. >> welcome to "tmz's" spectacular, extensive coverage of the limo arrivals at the 61st annual primetime emmy awards. all the glitz. all the glamour. >> how many people rolled down their window, by the way? >> two. >> son of a bitch! >> rob lowe! >> tmz, bro. >> the idea was simple. put a guy with a camera and "tmz" sign near the nokia theater to introduce celebrities on the way to the emmys. it was not a good idea. >> hi. how are you doing? nobody is in there. >> it wasn't a total loss. after all, we did get -- >> two. >> who? >> mark wahlberg did roll down the window. >> great. we can talk about film, television, upcoming projects. >> good game today with the patriots. oh, you didn't watch it? >> swing an

we do have robert pattinson. he's the sexiest man undead. he's the sexiest man alive. >> you have to have like a whole series of those. >> lots of hot guys. other vampires. the guys from "true blood" are in there, very popular. >> i like him. >> all of a sudden. >> doing this since 1985. >> yes. >> has the criteria -- i know they have to be good looking. the qualities you look for -- >> no, shockingly, no, the guy who makes us weak in the knes, totally superficial. >> there you have it. >> sorry, chris. >> it's like the more you learn about it, the more embarrassing it is that you're not even in the time zone. >> okay, can we say, diane and i, we had our own vote. take a look. this is our sexiest man -- >> aw! >> yeah. >> i mean -- >> that is really scary. good hairline, though. good hairline. sam and i are digging the hairline. >> the perfect man. >> wow. >> thank you because it's always so, so incredibly popular. thank you for sharing it with us. oh, sam. >> oh, robin. and let's say you didn't wing sexiest man alive you could win a cruise.

pattinson elementary because of under enrollment -- >> we need more time to work on whether they want to do this or not. >> the buildup was intense. >> i feel like this is the last day of a presidential election, as close as any have been in our lifetime. it has been intense. >> the big picture calls for building two elementary schools in clarksburg and modernizing other schools. the changes must be approved by the county council. >> that was pamela brown reporting. >>> a local woman said her disabled daughter was stabbed on a school bus. the girl attends a school for handicapped children. she was on a school bus last friday when somehow her hand was slashed. the girl needed six stitches. then she developed pneumonia. >> these -- this is absolutely crazy. there's no way possible she could do that. >> police tells her mother filed a police report but they say they cannot give us an update on the status of the investigation. for continuous coverage, tune in to news channel 8. ♪ >>> you can see a parade at sea? anything is possible aboard the "oasis of the seas. "a fantasy for the enti

plus robert pattinson took prize for sexiest male star, taylor lautner, best break-out star. sandra bullock took best performance by an actress prize for "the blind side." >> such a good movie. >> everybody loves that. >> i'm happy to hear about megan fox, not going to lie about that. speaking of taylor lautner- >> hater, she's a hater. >> you know you're waiting for bradley cooper's tumble. >> i am privately. >> speaking of taylor lautner, you can burn the tay-tay shirt you've been working on in your office. taylor lautner and taylor swift are going their separate ways. >> no! >> yes. they say it was never as big as everybody made it out to be in the first place. they went on a few dates, they realized it wasn't going anywhere. now her side and his side, they've both confirming what's going on. they say they lived far apart, and by far apart a continent apart. so that was a big factor in the break-up. they say he's in l.a., she lives in nashville, they're both always touring. so in case you're wondering, they met on the upcoming valentine's day movie. you can see maybe wear

what about "twilight" star robert pattinson getting hot and heavy with a lady? >> him kissing a girl tomorrow, i guarantee you, i'll have a quarter of a million in my back pocket within hour. prince william and a new girl. prince honey and another girl. prince william and a guy? i'm not sure. that would be a good picture. >> reporter: that very prospect, the dream of the well-known being caught doing the unexpected, will keep these guys at it. this is what i'm good at. you know, i can't picture myself doing anything else. >> reporter: this business ain't going away. >> oh, she moved. >> reporter: it just might not be as glamorous as it once was. i'm nick watt in london. >> i don't feel as sad as i probably should for them. you know? >> you know, when you think about it though, between the older brother from "everybody loves raymond" and russell crowe, she's paparazzi get beat up a good amount. that's souls sort of the origin -- >> fewer people are buying these magazines. >> i stopped. >> yourself included. >> it was hard, i had to cut the habit. >> you had a per

. >> reporter: for actor robert pattinson, it's been a life-changing role. even going to the store has become fodder for the tabloids. >> escaping. you have to be sneaky about it. but, i mean in general, people don't know where you're saying. it's generally fine. walk with a bit of a limp and stuff. kind of got -- walking down the street and you're all right. >> i'm not scared of you. >> reporter: kristen stewart plays bella, the teenager obsessed with the ultimate bad boy. >> i still trip out every time i see a group of like 2,000 screaming girls. you can't deny that energy. >> reporter: but "twilight" has created another star you may be less familiar with. in the very northwest corner of the country where tall trees grow through the mist and rainfall makes for a constant soundtrack to a slower way of life. an obscure logging town called forks has just entered the twilight zone. >> under constant cover of clouds and rain there's a small town named forks. >> what are your thoughts about forks, washington? >> i've never been there. >> you've never been there.

this is the second in the genre with robert pattinson and kristen stewart. but it was really funny. they were saying in addition to the being young girls there was a whole subsection. some women who called themselves twihard grannies. the mania is starting and the movie is in wide release this coming weekend. fans are flocking to l.a., they wanted to sethis premiere. >> i don't get it at all but i was at a theater over the weekend and they showed a trailer and for the first time i thought, that does look a little bit interesting. >> have you seen the first one? >> no. >> that's why. even though i make fun of my husband the first one is good. >> so you and your husband will be seeing this this weekend? >> yes, and we'll do it on "insomniac theater," the review of it. >> you can give us a full report. >> i'll take a picture of os. >> please do and we'll show it. staying with the movies, a bit of a movie poster controversy for you. remember the movie "couples retreat," came out a few weeks ago here in the united states with vince vaughn. here's the movie poster when it was released in

robert pattinson. this is actually funny. you know when stars are doing meet and greets someone will come towards the table, they'll have ten seconds to say hello. he's saying he gets tired of saying, how are you doing. did all these people. one young lady walks up to the front of the desk and says, what can i do to get your attention? he says, just take your clothes off. next thing she's frantically starting to take off all her clothes. she ends up getting dragged out by security. and he says he just felt absolutely awful. he says he never intended for any of this to hap he shared this "th it's just funny. also in case you're wondering in terms of his body he says he does bare a little bit in "the new moon" movie. he says it's the first time he's ever been proud of his physical appearance in his entire life. -- really hit the gym and worked out hard to be the heartthrob in "new moon." >> he's in good shape. so chaz bono, big exclusive coming up on "good morning america" later today. chaz bono, the son now of sonny and cher,

. >> in fact, that star of the movie, robert pattinson, said he had so many other soons, a lot of them are saying, you want to get married. >> how about that? >>> coming up on "good morning america." can you sigh ginormous. we'll have a tour of the biggest cruise ship in the world, coming up live on "gma." that thing is mammoth. >> it will be interesting to see inside of that. >>> for some of you, your local news is next. >> and for everyone el, "america this morning" continues >> and for everyone el, "america this morning" continues after this. it's 2:00 a.m. chmorning. it's our first christmas as a family. i couldn't wait. male announcer: save 25% on all citizen watches. one more reason - you think she'll remember this christmas? - i know i will. and i was so tender o the touch-- but i didn't know why. my doctor diagnosed it a fibromyalgia. and then he ecommended lyrica... fibromyalgia is thought .to be the result of over-active nerves that cause chronic, widespread pain. lyrica is .fda-approved to help relieve the unique pain of fibromyalgia. so now, i'm learning what a day islike w

i am joined now by the star, robert pattinson. robert, he's come robert pattinson. robert, he's come to talk to robert pattinson. robert, he's come to talk to e24 first. robert pattinson. robert, he's come to talk to e24 first. what's the to talk to e24 first. what's the reception to talk to e24 first. what's the reception like? what's reception like? what's what like? the reception reception like? what's what like? the reception you‘re getting? the reception you‘re getting? it's unbelievable. unbelievable. it was kind of similar unbelievable. it was kind of similar last time in london unbelievable. it was kind of similar last time in london as well. similar last time in london as well. i‘m always surprised similar last time in london as well. i‘m always surprised by the fan i‘m always surprised by the fan reaction everywhere. it reaction everywhere. it seems to be explosive. reaction everywhere. it seems to be explosive. it's reaction everywhere. it seems to be explosive. it's a explosive. it's a great feeling. why do explosive. it's a great feeling. why

the tabloids have been going crazy that robert pattinson and his costar are involved. they shut it all down. >> what are do you say to your fans who are desperate to know about you and your costar, kristin? >> you can't ask that question to the guy? it's his costar. it's a fair question. i was cutoff for the first time ever. >> let me control this to you first. it seems absurd. she a big boy. was it ridiculous that he was not allowed to answer a question that million was fans want to answer? >> it's a ridiculous response. it's the publicist's fault. you see her wrapping it up. the way ryan phrased the question, he could have answered it in a way that didn't talk about his personal relationship. he could have said we love milk shakes. either she is really good or really bad at her job. this made the situation bigger and makes us talk about it rather than blowing it off. i will give her the benefit of the doubt and she knew what she was doing generating more press. >> i don't know about that. it doesn't look good and ryan will not be that happy with having her clients on

why wasn't robert pattinson chosen. the shocking results of our poll. >>> i'm aj hammer broadcasting tonight and every night from new york city. >> i'm brooke anderson from hollywood and tonight, hollywood at war over sarah palin. >> "showbiz tonight" is revealing how much sarah palin is dividing hollywood as she storms the country on her tell all book tour. wait until you hear what martha stewart told us about palin. talk about a smack down. it was a brand-new jaw dropping revelation about sarah's arch nemesis, her almost son in law, jeeve e jeeve -- levi johnston. >> more than a year ago republicans used the word celebrity to mock barack obama. now there is someone from the 2008 presidential campaign who is getting massive ratings, selling tons of books and causing a major stir in hollywood. the celebrity is not president obama. it's former republican vice presidential candidate sarah palin. >> she is on every program whether it's cable news or whether you turn on network news or the entertainment shows. whether you t

kristen stewart and robert pattinson won in the drama category and pattinson picked up a surf board for male hotty. the jonas brothers hosted the awards and won five themselves. 83 million votes were cast online a long-time friend of michael jackson believes he may be the biological daughter of is the singer paris. mark luster's claims and what he plans to do next. >>> all right. we have this news just in, a tsunami warning has been issued this is covering india, myanmar, thailand, indonesia, also bangladesh that is after an earthquake with the preliminary magnitude of 7.6 has hit the a ndaman islands a short time ago. this quake was centered 290 miles southwest of the capital of myanmar. again, a tsunami warning has been issued after an earthquake, with a preliminary magnitude of 7.6. we will keep you posted on this developing story. >>> divers are once again scouring the hudson river for the two remaining victims of saturday's crash between a sightseeing helicopter and a small plane. they did take a little bit of a break earlier today because of poor conditions in the river. these are

this is a great thing for teenage girls obsessed with robert pattinson, you'll get so fat he'll never look at you i -- i'm by the way -- i don't want to seem like i ripped him off, but i'm working on my own candy bar. we're calling it the jimmy kimmel chocolate filled gravy meatball. it's gonna be good. some anti-meat groups are trying to convince people to stop eating hot dogs. personally i think that's un-american, but the story did provide us with this unintentional joke of the day. >> weiners are hazardous to your health. [ laughter ] >> and one -- one more thing. north korea today launched another attack, but this one of a personal nature against our secretary of state, hillary clinton. you've got to love north korea. they're a great villain. they say crazy things, their leader looks like ethel merman. all their missiles are named dong, they're the best. they're upset because hillary clinton compared their country to an unruly child that constantly needs attention. they were offended. today, they retaliated with some insults of her own. >> secretary of state hillary clinton is de

. >> jimmy: the good news is robert pattinson and kristen -- and they forgot to wear shirts. >> i will turn into that, arr! [ screaming ] >> jimmy: i know he doesn't like to talk about your personal relationship and all of that stuff. so, what's going on with these two? >> this is crazy, i'm afraid they're ing to rip robert pattinson's [ bleep ] off. >> will you marry me? >> yeah. >> here we go! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with the cast -- robert pattinson, kristen stewart and taylor lautner with music from death cab for cutie. heather: hmm, do those furry heads look familiar? others: merry christmas!! heather: you came all the way to new york just to see us? christopher: and to show off my moves! natalie: and to wear our new alpine hoodies! josh:(yells) hey guys, watch this! woohoo! oh, boy! josh: hey! who turned out the lights? wesley: oodies on, but nobody's home. 'tis the season to get warm and !fuzzy. alpine hoodies just 20 bucks. this week only at old navy. consider this: these duracell batteries were given... to the mattel childr

and then on -- on friday, kristin stewart, taylor lautner and robert pattinson. they are here together. our first guest tonight is constantly looking for people to serve him and any manner of ways. he has a reality show to do it with, "i want to work for diddy two." that's on vh1. and his band has a new single out. please welcome diddy! [ cheers and applause ] how are you? all right, oh, that doesn't -- i assume that was for me. >> what's up? >> jimmy: how you doing? all that stuff, right? ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ happy birthday dear jimmy ♪ happy birthday to you >> jimmy: good night, everybody. that's very nice. thank you for that. >> we're going to have a great time tonight. me and you. we're going to tear this town up. we're going to go to jail! >> jimmy: that would be great. i'd love if you and i could be incarcerated together. that would be a real treat. is this for me? is this a giant check? >> a special gift i got for you. me to you, everybody. >> jimmy: what -- oh, wow. that is fantastic. thank you. thank you. that's very

and then on friday, all three stars from the movie "twilight new moon" -- kristen stewart, robert pattinson, taylor lautner and death cab for cutie. please join us for that. our first guest tonight is an actor, a multi-platinum selling rapper, a best-selling author, he invented vitamin water in his batht bathtub. he's truly an amazing individual. his fourth album is called "before i self destruct." please welcome 50 cent. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> happy to be back, man. >> jimmy: glad to have you. we met almost seven years ago, i think. >> the first week of shows the second shot it was me and al michaels. we came twice. i blew you up, jimmy, and i don't get a phone call, nothing. >> jimmy: for some reason you haven't given me your number or i would call you all the time what are you doing, how is everything, everything good? let's go out, let's do something. you know, it would be -- >> that's how you do it? >> jimmy: right. you have come quite a long way since that -- >> i've been working. >> jimmy: you have been. you probably -- you haven't been shot once, reall

pattinson, plus music from death cab for cutie. guillermo, did yehya go away? >> i think he went to his dressing room. >> jimmy: okay. very busy. our first guest tonight is a grammy-winning country music superstar, an "american idol" winner and already has 11 number one singles under her very short bt. you can see her on the american music awards sunday night on abc and her new album is called "play on." please say hello to carrie underwood. [ cheers and applause ] you look great. thanks for being here. >> thanks verying s for having. >> jimmy: it's funny, you've become so popular people barely kind of even think of you when they think of "american idol" because you have ascended above the "american idol" world, i believe. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: would you agree with that? >> yeah, but any way people think of me at all as long as it's good. >> jimmy: you are bigger than chekisi. >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: and the biggest sign, i think, of super popularity is when your fans give themselves a name. >> yes. >> jimmy: you have th

tonight -- from "the twilight saga: new moon," robert pattinson, kristen stewart and taylor lautner. music from death cab for cutie. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, face the facts -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. and -- not only am i the host of the show, i'm a vampire and i'm a werewolf, too, so, i hope i don't have to kill anyone tonight. the new movie "twilight: new moon" is finally here. the good news is, robert pit tinson, kristen stewart and taylor lautner are here. the bad news, they forgot to wear shirts, so we might have to send them home. not to be a bummer, but should people really be sucking blood during flu season? i don't think so. the movie has beaten one of the "star wars" sequels for most advanced tickets sold. it's supposed to make $9 trillion. and really, there's a lot of excitement tonight. this is the most excited i've been about vampires since i found out count chocula was part of a ball lanced breakfast. in may, they first showed the trailer at the mtv mo

but first, you guys know robert pattinson? [ cheers ] [ boos ] he's the dude who plays the vampire in the "twilight" movies. yeah, i agree with you. that guy is one tasty dish. [ laughter ] well, a couple of weeks ago, we showed you a video he posted on youtube where he was pretty upset about all the attention the "harry potter" movie was getting. and just between you and me, it seemed like maybe he was a little jealous. but it turns out "harry potter" is not the only thing robert pattinson's bothered about. he actually started his own website. it's called robertisbothered.com. [ laughter ] and he keeps posting things on it. this guy's got a real chip on his shoulders. take a look. ♪ >> jimmy: i'm robert pattinson. sometimes i come up to my tree when things bother me. you know what bothers me? cable television. [ laughter ] the discovery channel bothers me. it's shark week on discovery channel, and that is quite popular, isn't it? wow, millions of people watching sharks swim 'round and 'round. sharks are stupid. [ laughter ]

you guys know that guy robert pattinson, the star of "twilight"? [ cheers and applause ] check out this video he posted on youtube last night. just check it out. >> the "harry potter" film came out recently, and made a lot of money, didn't it? made a lot of money. people are saying, "are you bothered by it?" well, no, i'm not bothered. i mean, i have my own movie, don't i? so i'm not bothered by him. am i bothered by him? no. not bothered. people asking me all the time if it bothers me. that may bother me. my movie is about vampires. yours is about wizards. so my movie is less stupid, basically. oh, i just remembered what the film is called. "harry potter and the half-blood prince." it should be called "harry potter and the half-assed film" or "harry potter and i am" -- in the "potter" movies, they fly around on broomsticks to fly. that bothers me. i don't need a broomstick. i just fly. it's more efficient, isn't it? hey, harry potter. i'm going to cast a spell on you. s-u-c-k. suck. can everyone say it? hey, here's another spell. combine one part

pattinson tattoos. it's such a great idea. police in connecticut have broken up a huge illegal bird fighting operation. you know, there's a legal way to see a bird fight. it's called dropping a french fry on the sidewalk. [ laughter ] that's what they do here all the time. the octomom is back in the news. she signed a $250,000 deal for her 14 kids to star in a reality show. here's how it works. at the end of each episode, the octomom says, "baby number six, you played really hard, we've all grown close to you, but the litter has spoken. please leave the crib." [ laughter ] it's going to be fantastic. i read this. animal control in new jersey used pepper spray on an aggressive groundhog that chased a man into his garage and tried to get into his truck. [ laughter ] you know what that means. six more weeks of having to hear that guy's story about the groundhog that chased him in his garage and tried to get into his truck. and finally, china now has more internet users than any other country in the world.

she'll be playing the girl who is blocking your view of robert pattinson. [ laughter ] "there he is!" finally, tomorrow, president obama has his big beer summit with professor henry louis gates and sergeant james crowley. yeah, that's a great idea. in my experience, the best way to settle an argument between guys from boston, just add alcohol. [ laughter and applause ] hey, everybody, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. welcome, welcome, welcome. i could not be more excited about tonight's show. this woman has it all. she's beautiful, she's hilarious. from the new movie, "funny people," leslie mann will join us. very good. [ cheers and applause ] i saw that of movie last week. it's so good. it's just, any comedian, it's just so funny. it's, like, sandler, seth rogan. god, there's so many people in this movie. the cameos of other comedians. you're laughing the whole time. it's, like, one of the funniest movies. couple little serious things in there. emotional roller coaster. i was weeping like a baby. [ laughter ] and

pattinson and kate gosselin. so in other words, another issue of "people" magazine comes out tomorrow. [ laughter ] i don't know what to make out of this. nasa is in the process of trying to convert human waste into fuel. [ light laughter ] man, talk about pressure to go on command, right? [ laughter ] "come on, barry, just pee. we got to get back to earth, man." [ laughter ] "i can't do it. everyone is staring at me, man. stop looking at me." and, finally, a man in massachusetts returned a book to his local library that was 99 years overdue. the librarians are furious. they were like -- [ whispering ] "you don't know how much trouble you're in" [ laughter ] "i can't believe you --" [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you so much. wow. what a great show we've got tonight. band leader and late night legend paul shaffer is here tonight, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] i love that guy. wwe superstar chris jerich

she goes, "i had a dream about robert pattinson?" >> it actually kind of -- i mean, i didn't ask about the pie. she wasn't like -- "no pie talk." i mean, like -- there was a whole segment about the pie. and then i figured that that's what we were going to -- i don't know. and she was just like, "you know, i'm such a fan, and i had a dream about robert the other night." and i was like, "dude. i should hook you guys up." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're like, "i have his number." yeah, "i have his number." but, what was in her dream with her and robert? >> she just said they hung out. i don't know what that really -- i don't know -- [ laughter ] i didn't like, push it. i was just like, "okay, that's cool." >> jimmy: [ imitating martha stewart ] "we hung out. we made some crafts." [ laughter ] [ laughter ] >> she said he was really down to earth and really real. and she really liked that. >> jimmy: in the dream. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love when people are nice to you in your dream. i don't have dreams where people don't like me.

hi, i'm robert pattinson. sometimes, when i get bothered, i climb up into my tree and i think about different things that bother me. movies bother me. sequels bother me. "new moon" bothers me! okay, sorry to say. okay? check yourself at the door. "new moon" bothers me. yes. "new moon"? what kind of a name is that to a sequel? it should have been called "twilight two." [ light laughter ] i mean, was the sequel to "rocky" called "new rocky"? no, "new moon" my ass. who named these [ bleep ] movies?! [ light laughter ] i'm not in it much am i? i am in the beginning and the end and a little in the middle. the middle part of the movie is when people leave the theater to go poop and pee! [ light laughter ] watch the beginning, watch the end! fast forward the middle you jackass! [ light laughter ] new moon has werewolves in it. werewolves are stupid. [ light laughter ] wolves are dogs. they are pets. no one is afraid of pets! you made a movie about this? that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard of. who cares! i want

he is robert pattinson, and he wants to suck your dogs, jimmy. >> jimmy: thanks you, steve. >> steve: dog! >> jimmy: there they are, the stars of "twilight" ready to gobble some hot dogs. now, all we need are the 3 contestants. higgins, who do we have tonight? >> steve: well, jimmy, tonight's contestants are -- pierre gibsom, kyle stautard and wendy marhamicka. [ cheers and applause ] get down here and get these wieners through those holes, "twilight" style. >> jimmy: very good, very good. welcome, hey. what's your name we're you from? >> pierre gibson, i'm from toronto. >> jimmy: very good. what does it say? fresh pair? fresh pair of jays? [ laughter ] >> no, nothing? >> jimmy: i don't know. i have no idea. >> jordans? i know what they are. >> jimmy: oh, jordans? >> yeah, michael jordan's shoes. >> jimmy: yeah, i call them "m.j.s." [ laughter ] fresh pair of "j's." really fresh. >> yeah, very fresh. >> jimmy: i totally got it, by the way. >> i use bounce, by the way. >> jimmy: what? >> i use bounce. >> jimmy: use bounce? >> you know, the fabric softener? >> jimmy: yeah. >> it helps t

a girl loves the show "true blood" has a poster of robert pattinson and already bought tickets to "new moon." >> a little obsessed, a little crazy. >> jimmy: that's a little crazy? >> amanda: again, how old is she? >> jimmy: i saw "new moon" by the way and taylor takes his shirt off. [ laughter ] very exciting. by the way the way i did see the -- and it's almost like -- it's unbelievable in that movie. he takes his shirt off. and it's almost slow motion by it's not. and it's just on him taking his shirt off. it's like -- [ laughter ] and you can just picture in your head screaming girls going, "oh, my god!" >> you should try doing that here. >> jimmy: not with me, buddy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ drum roll ] just prepare to see man boobs and -- it's just sad. [ laughter ] you guys, steve ward, "tough love 2" premieres this sunday on vh1. kid sister performs next. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you are about to enter a pla... a place where time and space collide... where you can share... buzz... destroy... a place that will launch a billion yodels... a place shap

hey, in a new interview, "twilight" star robert pattinson said he can't think of a single romantic think he's ever done. girls everywhere were like, "so, he's sexy and unromantic? that's so romantic!" [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] girls, they love the bad boys. they love the bad boys. this is insane, a woman in texas almost pulled off an unbelievable scam. she told everyone that she had cancer, held a benefit and then used the money she raised to get a boob job. [ light laughter ] [ audience groans ] [ scattered boos ] all of the friends and family said they were very disappointed, until they saw her. [ laughter ] thought she looked pretty good. good move. [ applause ] you guys, police in oregon arrested a man after he called 911 to report that his marijuana was stolen. [ laughter ] the man said it is the dumbest thing he has ever done. right after he hung up the phone, he was like, "oh, here's my weed." [ laughter ] so, dumb. you don't call 911. everybody knows you call 420. [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] everybody knows that. and finally, gold prices have reached a recor