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Dec 24, 2016
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In this episode, we are broadcasting live from the Jacksonville Mall here in North Carolina, also known as “The 2nd Pride of Jacksonville” closely following “The 1st Pride of Jacksonville”, Walmart. We kick things off with some holiday voicemails from our old friend Donnie Crespo and our new celebrity friend, Mario Lopez! He’s in the transport business now and he has seduced us with his trustworthy dimples. Josh is clarifying butter and Jill says children lack hobbies these days,...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Hot Topics, Mario Lopez, Donnie Crespo, Crossfire, Talky Box, Alligator...
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Aug 15, 2016
08/16
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In this episode, we watch just the tip of a documentary trailer called “Tickled” and become completely engrossed in the competitive sport of tickling. We discuss our new tickle team called “Tickle The Pickle” or TTP for short and how we are getting in on the ground floor of this billion dollar underground tickle ring industry. We briefly talk about JT’s ramen noodle hair, Sexy Howie D, and another new club Josh was invited to that involves dill pickles and buttholes. Ricola is the...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Hot Topics, Tickle The Pickle, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Ramen Hair, NSync,...
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Jul 26, 2016
07/16
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In this episode, we broadcast the audio of a new TV show featuring Reverend AppleBottom called, Jill 4 Jesus! Since today is Christ Line Tuesday, we take a few calls from folk who are desperately seeking some Godly advice from our divine host, Jill. We hear from a blessed woman who has a problem with her teenage son, a woman who is struggling with an addiction, and many more that require righteous advice. We then talk about the floods in WV and whether or not the movie “The Exorcist”...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Hot Topics, Jesus, Christ Line, Christline Tuesday, AppleBottom, Puddle of...
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May 3, 2016
05/16
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In this episode, we get back to the basics with a standard format that is guaranteed to bring the sibling confusion that’ll have you guessing. In this particular program we are graced with the presence of our celebrity special guest, Seth Rogen’s laugh. Josh is extra smiley today and talks briefly about the fun loving lawn community he joined that borders on being a kinky new sexual fantasy. We talk about lawyer stuff and Pepe Le Pew stripes before diving into our main Hot Topics about the...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Noel, Seth Rogen, Seth Rogen’s Laugh, Joe Rogan, John Walsh, Seann...
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Mar 30, 2016
03/16
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Alright, alright alright, welcome to the party ya’ll. In this episode we get knocked out and wake up in a strange new magical world known as Fraggle Rock (The hit 80s kids show). After regaining consciousness in a seedy alleyway we are greeted by a special guest, fraggle garbage man Doopy-Doo. He has learned some truly unsettling things about the Fraggles and wants to use us to escape his hellish life here in FR. His grand conspiratorial musings have convinced and frightened us to our core...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Fraggle Rock, Fraggles, Sing and Dance, Triangle, Illuminati,...
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Oct 11, 2016
10/16
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In this scary episode of JLB, (while watching a Paula Abdul video) we are visited by MC Skat Kat with a dire message about the cartoon world and how it is under attack by a menacing serial killer, known only as Christopher Robin. While shit is going down in 100 Acre Wood, he mistakes our podcast for an award winning radio talk show to ask for help and get the word out. After rambling on about how Abdul’s video paid for his grad school he recounts the terror caused by Robins. Killing cartoon...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Hot Topics, Skat Kat, MC SKat Kat, Christopher Robin, Toon World, Dead...
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Jul 12, 2016
07/16
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In this episode, our very own intern, Kenny, joins us in the studio to have a frank discussion about his performance. Unfortunately, he had to bring a brat kid named Sam that he is babysitting, while “its” mom parties just three doors down the street. After Josh completely tears into Kenny’s ass, and I mean really gets up in there about his many duty failures here at JLB, Sam annoyingly reminds us that children are not precious little creatures that need to be cherished; This one needs...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Hot Topics, DJ Aligator, Blow My Whistle Bitch, Whistle Songs, Oil Ducks,...
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Feb 24, 2016
02/16
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In this episode Jill is but a simple yet passionate peach farmer trying to defend her crop from little orange haired twin boys. We go over ways to thwart the terror they cause and one of those ways is you guessed it, Yahoo Answers! Not only has it helped me with my taxes, Yahoo Answers has provided us with the resources to solve virtually every known problem that has plagued mankind. It’s free and easy to use, in fact new users are signing up everyday and answering questions to help you...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Baby Peach Fuzz, Peach Lawyer, Peach Farm, Gerrymandering,...
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Feb 2, 2016
02/16
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In this episode we spout some jib jab about Pope’s Pizza, one of the greatest pizza places on Earth and the MOOn!!! We do spend some time talking about origins as well as the other founder, Carl Pope. Jill doesn’t know what a sand spur is but she does know what Cowboy spurs are but that’s ok because talking about Cowboy Hat Chili really makes ya hungry, man hungry. It’s hard, being a hard man, in this hard life, though if you were gonna be any kind of hard man, make sure you’re a boy...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Scat Mayor, Hot Topics, #Scatmayor2016, Popes Pizza, Romania, Italy, Sand Spurs,...
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Jan 12, 2016
01/16
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A riddle for you! How many Nickelback's does it take to get to the center of a Nickelback? Find out by listening to this extended jam packed episode with extra sniffs. We kick things off with some old man life advice before laying out what just happened to us. You guessed it! We are trapped in a cabin in the icy Canadian tundra and have been snowed in by ambalanche. We are so jammed and hard packed in, but lucky for you multicultural Jill managed to pile up on some Kraft dinner as well as...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Noel, Immature, J Smoking, Tornado Alley, Fashion Tips, Furry, Furry...
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Dec 13, 2016
12/16
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In this episode we gear up for the “War on Christmas”, whatever that is. Most people don’t remember their childhood so we talk about crossfire and it’s importance as the #1 toy for the last 30 years. Big Ben the farmer likes to lure children and Obama’s AR-15 equipped elves are coming to take our eggnog. We talk about the need to preserve our right to “Winter Pleasures” as well as dancing with plow boys. The great barrier reef is not that important and Carol loves her cheese...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Hot Topics, Elves, Popes Pizza, Carol, Christmas Carol, AR15, Jewter...
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Oct 19, 2016
10/16
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In this episode, we are broadcasting from the inside of a closet! There is a murdering child afoot and while hiding we decide to pass the time, and what better way to do that then loudly recording an episode of JLB! But seriously folks, we are in severe danger here. Anyway, we talk shit about other podcasts and their sniffle edits and then we join a babysitter club. Joan’s kid goes off the rails and plants clever lego traps and kills with menacing garden shears. Josh’s childhood teddy bear...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Hot Topics, Champion Diet, Daddy Bear, Ralphy, Clicky Pens, Fakers, Tim...
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May 30, 2016
05/16
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Come, gather around children and enjoy a mystical tale of the elusive, Crack Snek (snake). But before we get into this wonderful and inspiring journey we briefly talk about being encased in sugar as well as Jill’s crazy sexy Sam Neill dream. Then there is some random discussion involving tattoos to make your hands more manly, those damn freeloaders, french talk, and supple areolas. Finally, we get into our story about not just your average Crack Snek, but a whole Crack Snek family with an...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Noel, Infection, Confection, Sam Neill, Fear of Clowns, ChromeSkull,...
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May 17, 2016
05/16
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In this episode, we go completely off track and talk about various subjects like bitcoin cookies, drones, Tulsaletto, and whitewashing the problems away. Ol’ gofer arms (Josh, as he was called in his youth) briefly rants about witchcraft skyping before we engage in a postal worker drone baby discussion with drone-stradamus notes sprinkled in. Josh joins another community, this time of the bathrobe wizardry variety and Jill just suspects he is easily persuaded, especially if there are strong...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Noel, Cat, Cat Cat, Cat There, Cat Here, Cat Everywhere, Full House,...
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Apr 27, 2016
04/16
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In this episode, we take a trip into the deep anals of The Jungle to shoot our new documentary about pop-tart farm production. We haven’t found any masts or Keebler Eleves mass graves so we’re pretty sure there isn’t a conspiracy afoot, yet. Anyway, we learn about many different things here in the jungle like Junglos, talking animals, chain smoking bears, trains, and organic wood carved dildos. We’ll meet fantastic characters like a sexy snake and King Louie Armstrong who violently...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Noel, Jungle, Jungle Book, The Ungle, Blue The Bear, Things That...
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Aug 30, 2016
08/16
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In this episode, we talk about foxes buttholes, shitty bus driver wages, neckbeard things, and the outrageous ham tax of 1863. We have a heated discussion about North Carolina’s many overrun fox farms and the silly practice of checking foxes buttholes for polyps. Jill may not know what a neckbeard is, but you can pretty much convince her to eat any garbage food with some slick advertisements. Which leads us into a brief Champion Diet jib jab before completely degrading our intern, K-Bone. We...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Noel Fielding, Hot Topics, Fox Hole, Fox, Speed, Fox Farms, Sandra...
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Jun 15, 2016
06/16
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In this episode, we meet the mastermind behind the world’s most exquisite and delicious peanut butter spread, Peter Pan from Peter Pan Peanut Butter. But first, we kick things off with a new sponsor, Zata-Iran's (made in Iran), If it’s rice then it’s probably not Zata-Iran's or rice. We briefly talk about beach body big titties before jumping into our main interview with the hobgoblin himself, Peter Pan. As with most things in our lives, if we see something or someone strange we tend to...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Zatarains, Zata-Irans, Thimble, Little Lost Boys, Grocery Store, How...
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Mar 16, 2016
03/16
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It’s finally here! The 50th episode celebration! In this episode, Josh chastises Jill on proper podcast etiquette before rambling on about about her weak fingers, thrift store underwear, and dumb interview questions. We then jump into the most exciting topic you can imagine, retirement plans. You’ll hear enthralling tales of credit card fraud, people scheming, and sand dune fox holes. We then pop on over to our “Hot Topics” of the day with a grand list of Jill and Josh’s (Mainly...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Wanktard, Noel, Noel Fielding, Butthole Cafe, 50 Buttholes, Craig...
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Apr 12, 2016
04/16
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Warning! This episode was recorded on a Potato! In this episode, we turn to the simple life of the Amish folk to bring you, our humble listeners, some guidance, some wisdom, and some sloppy wet bean chest. While learning to live an uncomplicated life (like the true Amish people of South Florida) we talk about the many Amish activities out there like plowing, churning, and dick in the dirt. We discuss some of the cultural divides as well as give you insight to the many wondrous insults and curse...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Noel, Man Voice, Just the Tip, Southern Florida, Amish Troll Toll,...
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Jan 19, 2016
01/16
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Do you want to talk about the real issues in America? Do you like Japanese culture? These questions and more in this very special presidential political episode of JackaLackaBuff! Josh #2 is currently out of the office so we got Josh #1 to help us conduct this most exclusive and most terrible interview with presidential candidate, Scat Mayor. Even after a grueling nine hour direct flight, he still managed to come in with guns blazing, energizing and mesmerizing us with his revolutionary ideas...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Noel, Blues Clues, Crossfire, Hitler, Japanese, Luigi, Scat Mayor,...
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Nov 24, 2016
11/16
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In this episode, we celebrate our 70th episode/year anniversary! We briefly talk about America while using the word of the day, “per capita”. Then we talk about the lately happenings, all involving our creepy neighbors and their schemes to create the perfect spider cat hybrid. We then get into our crazy, wild, and massive, “Hot Topics”, BLACK FRIDAY TIPS! Such insightful tips like grabbing all of the TV's first, throwaway dogs, and cleats. So don’t forget your pizza funnels folks as...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Hot Topics, Champion Diet, Webcam, Spider Cat, Steak Tips, Black Friday,...
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Jul 7, 2016
07/16
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We’re back!!! We’ve been having some technical problems so we appreciate you folks for bearing with us through this difficult time in our lives. In this episode we go on about this and that, tit for tat, bait for bat, frog foie gras, and other random things to peak your nips. Josh tried to make a baby with his computer at an attempt to get it working right but the result was grilled shard marks in the private area. We go on and on about old times, parties, and a weird dancing man with...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Hot Topics, Polar Bears, Crisis 2016, Hebrew National, Jew Curls, Master...
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May 25, 2016
05/16
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In this episode, failed news year resolutions, homeless stranger danger, and those darn lazy ice snakes. We also get into our main discussion about job interviews since we are interviewing for the “Derpist Podcasting Network”. We give you some hot tips and tricks to make you stand out and excel in your next job interview. Tips like voodoo, ouija boards, fresh dogs,, and eating worms are guaranteed to get you that job and even an instant promotion! We then spend a considerable amount of time...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Noel, Voodoo, Interview, Crank, Jason Statham, Sam Neill, Event...
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Sep 12, 2016
09/16
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In this episode, Jill opens with a brief impromptu interview (via Snapchat) with presidential hopeful, Scat Mayor. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have his translator with him so she has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. Nevertheless, Jill charges on with thought provoking questions about reaching the millennials and the snapchat dick pic method. Josh walks in from taking a humongous shit and finds Jill already doing the podcast without him and then she rambles on about wanting to join a...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Noel Fielding, Hot Topics, Carl the Dinosaur, Carl With a Boner, Scat...
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Nov 8, 2016
11/16
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In this episode, we talk about Jill’s world voice over tour! Featuring her many accents from countries like Pakistan, Germany, Transylvania and British Carol. Don’t stare at her cunt! We then talk about our friends over at Pope’s Pizza, no salmonellas! K-Bone is utter shit and if you see him on the streets then strike him hard in the ears. Paul Walker saves Harambe and a pack of werewolves have eaten all my vegetables. We then get into our “Hot Topics” and receive a visit from our new...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Hot Topics, Pakistan, Christmas Carol, Werewolves, Werewolf, Verewolf,...
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Feb 17, 2016
02/16
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In this episode we introduce you to our new lifestyle we’ve embarked on, celebrity chefing. That’s right folks, with months of dedicated butt sex and deals with devil turkeys we’ve managed to finally crown into the limelight of TV cooking and things. We tell you about our early life and what inspired us to become the cooking phenoms that we are today. Then we discuss Jill’s upcoming cookbook, “Champion Diet” which includes many heart healthy recipes like cheese and ranch, ranch...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Dirty South, Celebrity Chef, Bobby Flay, Diners, Drive-Ins, and...
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Mar 1, 2016
03/16
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Do you like trains? I hope so! Because in this episode we are bringing them back by discussing our passion for trains as well as our recent enrollment to Train Conduction School. Nevermind the vagrants who fry delicious eggs on trashcan lids, they may tempt and lure us train folk, but we are too dedicated to the craft. We talk about the many inspirations that attracted us to the trian life like fancy conductor hats and movies such as the “Polar Express”. We briefly jibjab about Steven...
Topics: Comedy Gold, Ma$e, Hot Topics, Wanktard, Vagrants, Grit, Tuna Dalop, Fart, American Spirit, Chinese...
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Sep 28, 2016
09/16
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In this episode, we ramble on about some old fashion God related curse words and then treat our buffer fans to the many things Jill doesn’t understand. It’s not a club until the cops shut ya down. We then jib-jab about the ill fated Ford Francis Bacon, which was a car that used a bacon cooker to prevent you from falling asleep at the wheel. Jill tracked down balding middle aged men because she is the karma chameleon. Josh takes up the lost art of navigating and takes Jill on a misguided...
Topics: Comedy gold, Ma$e, Mase, Dick Jam, Hot Topics, Dad-Sizzle, BeJabbers, Consarn, Great Horn Spoon,...
