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Nov 17, 2010
11/10
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MAE ASWELL is joined by accomplished poet, actress and filmmaker JEANNE MARIE SPICUZZA! Topics include an Ode to a Big White Boy or: what is the sound of no one clapping in the audience?, two white chicks in da hood on a Saturday night, white boyz dancing, a GMO primer, Mae's childhood memories hijacked by a multinational agricultural biotechnology corporation and a flasher, Facebook wants to steal your soul, a theory on why the world is F'd up...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, JEANNE MARIE SPICUZZA
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Dec 23, 2010
12/10
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MAE ASWELL is joined by lovely AWET TEAME! Topics include St. Nicholas as a sponsor, Santa getting fired and finding out how it feels to die, and aliens with very human failings give good nookie.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, AWET TEAME
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Mar 1, 2011
03/11
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Public Service Announcements abound as MAE and MAREN discuss why you should be alarmed about an anonymous email with the subject "Martial Law is Coming!," how you should only buy designer douchebags, frisky dolphins and sexy animal sounds emitted by human females, plastic surgery being the result of alien infiltration of the human race, satellite dishes transmitting celebrity cluster#@#s are causing the slowing down of time, "Haight" vs. "Haight," and don't name...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, FACEBOOK, MARK ZUCKERBERG, DOLPHINS
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Sep 2, 2010
09/10
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Episode wherein Big White Boy JOE ANDREWS becomes an honorary Latino with the help of MAE ASWELL and Special Guest KAY SEDIA of Chico's Angels! The cho' was conducted largely in espanglish and asks and answers pressing questions such as: If "chi" is energy, as according to Chinese medicine, does "chi-chi" equal double energy?, if Mae bitch slaps some Teamsters will that avert a potential strike?, why you can't take Google map directions too literally, plus: an exploration of...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO!, Mae Aswell, Joe Andrews, Kay Sedia, Chico's Angels
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Oct 20, 2010
10/10
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MAE ASWELL and JOE ANDREWS slide toward the WTF Zone on their soft white underbellies as they are eventually joined by the fashionably late ROBERT ROTHSTEIN! Highlights include why you shouldn't take a pee with 30 seconds to showtime, MAE's issue with pennies, the latest and the greatest in Bonehead Traffic News, typos are not sexy, the aromatherapeutic qualities of zoos, and does enjoying the amenities of a nice, roomy bathroom stall make one evil?
Topics: GOING COMMANDO!, MAE ASWELL, JOE ANDREWS, ROBERT ROTHSTEIN, PENNIES
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Sep 2, 2010
09/10
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MAE ASWELL and JOE ANDREWS are joined by comic/dancer RAPHAEL XAVIER -- topics include Mae's contribution to the new TV season - "CSI: PODUNK," how fake boobs would throw off Jackie Chan's centrifugal force, the time of day you're born dictates whether you're an Accountant/Lawyer or Rock Star/Gigolo, how to dress when participating in the Rose Parade, Twitter is like orgasm, birth, and breast feeding, the dream orgy, and tips on how to pick up the ladies from a -- lady(?!) --...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO!, MAE ASWELL, JOE ANDREWS, RAPHAEL XAVIER
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Dec 7, 2010
12/10
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MAE ASWELL is joined by COMIC DANTE and REBEKAH KOCHAN! Topics include why being born in Vegas shouldn’t stay in Vegas, why Dante pees sitting down, how a Caucasian-ish comic gets voted best black comic on BET, will there be dance numbers in “American Psycho, The Musical?,” feet tawk, Larry King: stand-up comic, who the heck DOES want to date a comedian?, how to have a near-death experience, and it’s okay to insult a segment of society as long as you’re sincere.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, COMIC DANTE, REBEKAH KOCHAN
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Nov 30, 2010
11/10
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MAE ASWELL is joined by the lovely and sassy Miss AIDA LIBIDO! Topics include what makes a woman beautiful, no need to worry if Mae doesn't get the joke the way you think she should get the joke - she just gets the joke on a whole 'nother level, no such thing as a bad pickup line, religion is a secretion, hookers by the pizza joint, Jesus at a gay wedding, sending a subliminal love note with your underwear, the Pope post-fashionista consultation, and a juicy brain is a faithful brain...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, AIDA LIBIDO, THE POPE, CONDOMS, RELIGION, BAD PICKUP LINES
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Feb 9, 2011
02/11
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As light exudes from one of MAE's happy places, GOING COMMANDO! elucidates being on the forefront of fashion trendy thingies... topics include Burbank being the teat of all things entertainment, how much personal tragedy a comic should share before it's just not funny any more, can they PLEASE make a drug that really f's you up but with which you can remain highly functional?, why invisible friends rock, Mae and MAREN drift off into cryosleep, Victorians loved leather, and Maren gets smacked by...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, JUSTIN BIEBER, SNOOKI, INVISIBLE FRIENDS, CRYOSLEEP,...
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Mar 8, 2011
03/11
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MAE ASWELL and MAREN McCONNELL discuss such salient topics as Mae's experience with shrimp testicles, taking back the meaning of words and phrases such as "cow," "queer," "pet sex," and "social experiment," unplugging from technology and the app for that, Hello Kitty could make Hitler cute, and the aliens can use the plastic forks like everyone else when they come to visit.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, SHRIMP TESTICLES, CHARLIE SHEEN, JUSTIN BIEBER, ALIENS
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May 8, 2014
05/14
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Saints with nasty toenails, it’s GOING COMMANDO! with MAE ASWELL and MAREN McCONNELL! Of too-small-tutus, very bad spies in Beverly Hills Adjacent, and remaining in the anal stage of development... Don’t give me that non-Disney sizeism -- anyone can eat the Cracker of Christ if they want to, bad ghosts need to go work out their issues and then come back, Jesus was involved in a Crucifixion Sandwich after he lay down with the JC Penney faux lamb AND the AR-15, technology has mucked with...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, JESUS, DISNEY, THE POPE, MARTIN LUTHER, JC PENNEY,...
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Apr 10, 2011
04/11
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MAREN and MAE broadcast this episode of GOING COMMANDO! from betwixt Mae's genteel torpedoes of truth, sexy Jesus and why did they make the black guy Judas?, no need to suffer from Cameltoe when you can go with the flow and enjoy, Einstein's Nutsack is a great name for a band, don't drive naked on the streets of L.A. 'cause there are too many potholes, ask Ann Coulter which kind of punditry pays the most, farts as a viable energy source and fond memories of fart lighting experiments.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, JESUS, JUDAS, CAMELTOE, EINSTEIN, POTHOLES, ANN...
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Oct 1, 2014
10/14
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GOING COMMANDO! Preview of Existential Radio! Fear of Badly-Lit 3-Way Dressing Room Mirrors and Invisible Art! Don't be scared, it's only a butterfly.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO!, MAE ASWELL, EXISTENTIAL RADIO, BADLY-LIT 3-WAY DRESSING ROOM MIRRORS, INVISIBLE ART
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Sep 4, 2013
09/13
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Are you tired of having your efforts at mind control detected? Where has your grandma's mouth been? Ants don't pollinate, do they? Avoid release with the girls of GOING COMMANDO! as they discuss how naked men on tiger skins should not do hot yoga; Ryan Seacrest must be man enough to handle one girl's opinion; a male wet nurse; selfies are artistic expression, dammit; not putting fermentation-inducing sugary treats into certain bodily cavities; a naked, male horse by any other name would taste...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, SCHROEDINGER'S CAT, GYNECOLOGY, FERMENTATION, SPANX,...
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Sep 21, 2011
09/11
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Now is the time, whether it's now or later -- and apparently it's not 2012 you need to worry about... the girls who are Ladies Who Knew Too Much bring you organic lobotomies, stuffed animal encounters and dark rabbit holes... Inhale deeply on the perimeter, my friends, but don't overmint. Special Public Service Announcement: When someone tells you you look familiar it's not necessarily a pick-up line. Special Public Service Announcement, too: This programme is rated G but any children listening...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, 2012, LOBOTOMIES, RABBIT HOLES, AROMATHERAPY,...
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Mar 23, 2011
03/11
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MAE ASWELL and MAREN McCONNELL discuss such salient topics as making radiation fallout work FOR you, darling!, how SOME geniuses should not wear a Speedo, a good fetish is a specific fetish, people with prosthetic heads are inspirational, and the wisdom (or lack thereof) of tagging your performance art with words such as "Hitler" and "Manson." DISCLAIMER: Any unintentional offending of Rabbis is entirely and unilaterally unintentional.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, EINSTEIN, SPEEDO, FETISH, UFOs, GEORGE CARLIN, MICHAEL...
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Sep 3, 2010
09/10
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MAE ASWELL and JOE ANDREWS are joined by comic KEVIN BARRY -- discussions include just what kind of show GOING COMMANDO! is, anyway; Joe's lust for Betty White and his taste in "women" who could use a little Rock Star 'n' Coke, Beer Facts, women are not that funny(!?), what men notice about women, why eyes are in the front of the head, Mad Men's 10 Rules! Mae's James Brown impression! Vuvuzuelas and Alligators! (sounds like a party to me)
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, JOE ANDREWS, KEVIN BARRY, MAD MEN, BETTY WHITE, BEER, JAMES BROWN
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Sep 3, 2010
09/10
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MAE ASWELL and JOE ANDREWS are joined by comic ROBERT ROTHSTEIN -- topics include luring you to Jesus with fake money, Mae's Elvis sightings tied in to 2012, walk like a Marilyn Monroe, Cougar cruises, quantum teleportation to get some nookie, have aliens been trying to reach us by cosmic Tweet?, BP tries to #$$#$ with our heads by #$$#!!ing with our heads, Wal-Mart implanting chips into their clothing, see-thru crotchless burkas (apparently not available at Wal-Mart); and let's stop sheep...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, JOE ANDREWS, ROBERT ROTHSTEIN, ELVIS, MARILYN MONROE, COUGARS, QUANTUM...
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Jan 18, 2011
01/11
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MAE ASWELL is joined by MAREN McCONNELL and JEANNE MARIE SPICUZZA! Topics include injecting the Plague into your face; controlling the mind of the masses with puppies, babies, and boobies; treading softly around Scientologists; ZsaZsa's amputated leg has a career ahead of it; and HAARP is an acronym for Hot Retired People.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, JEANNE MARIE SPICUZZA, SCIENTOLOGY, HAARP, ZSA ZSA...
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Feb 22, 2011
02/11
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MAE ASWELL and MAREN McCONNELL celebrate President's Day! Mae and Maren don festive virtual Naughty Abe Lincoln and Naughty George Washington outfits in honor of our nation's leaders, discussing topics such as the proper speed at which one should be driving while applying makeup, how to keep grandma entertained, apparently everything is a tool of the Illuminati and how to deal with it, and try as she might, Mae just can't keep away from talking about Justin Bieber...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, PRESIDENT'S DAY, ILLUMINATI, JUSTIN BIEBER, OBAMA,...
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Nov 12, 2010
11/10
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MAE ASWELL and JOE ANDREWS are joined by -- no one 'cause the guest's plane got held up! Nevertheless, that didn't stop them from discussing not needing a clock to tell you what time it is, how to revirginate in one easy step, hot male on male bedbug action, why Mae will never be bitten by a hot emo vampire, how to enjoy lead paint properly, and the existential question of the week -- WHY Randy Quaid?!?
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, JOE ANDREWS, revirginate, vampires, lead paint, cheese, daylight...
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Aug 17, 2011
08/11
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Aromatherapeutically coming your way through a haze of mallic acid as we learn that peeing on your vegetables may be preferable to being subjected to potentially creepy advances in nanotechnology, if you're a leper you just have to make the best of it, don't kick a hot, sexy black guy to the curb because he's at a bus stop in full Zorro regalia, little girls apparently aren't drinking enough beer, there IS something not even Hello Kitty can make cute, and Special GOING COMMANDO! PSA: Lubricate...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, LUBRICATION, NOSTRILS, PEEING, VEGETABLES,...
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Apr 3, 2012
04/12
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So many layers... let's uncover them together, shall we? At least as good as what you'll find in Tijuana. Only different.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, VLAD THE RETAILER, APRIL 11 2012
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Jan 11, 2011
01/11
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MAE ASWELL is joined by MAREN McCONNELL! Topics include things that keep Mae awake during the middle of the day, being the Buddha of B.S., the Kilt Police and what IS the definition of "underwear," anyway?, whether having a sex change is a good career move, why you want to be on Hello Kitty's bad side, is that a solar panel in your pants or are you just happy to see me, and how eHarmony threatens human survival. DANG YOU, CIVILIZERS!!!
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, KILTS, HELLO KITTY, eHARMONY, SEX CHANGE, SOLAR PANELS
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Jan 25, 2011
01/11
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MAE ASWELL joined by the fantab Ms. MAREN McCONNELL! Topics include the Law of Attraction as applied to plumbing, PETA and Disneyland: a match made in heaven, Kobe should keep his handprints on young women in hotels where they belong, how one decides which animals are too cute to eat and which deserve a trip through the intestines, the Chinese are Cocky, Regis and Larry King at an Indian casino near you, and why you shouldn't be afraid to cultivate failure or hung up on succeeding all the time.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, PETA, DISNEYLAND, KOBE, REGIS, LARRY KING, SUSHI
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Dec 21, 2010
12/10
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MAE ASWELL is joined by KEVAN PETERSON and JOE COOK! Topics include how dung beetle ancestral lineage and aliens are connected, roadkill kitty porn, crashing office holiday parties, lazy transvetites, French cinema on the radio, a Segway is not a good vehicle for a killer... Hail, Murray!
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, KEVAN PETERSON, JOE COOK, ALIENS, ROADKILL, KILTS, TRANSVESTITES,...
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Dec 28, 2010
12/10
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MAE ASWELL is joined by the hardest working white boy since Justin Bieber! Topics include logs (of the yule variety), why having an office manager on mood-regulating medication is a good thing, wearing George Clooney, Paul McCartney is an alien?, lousy pick up lines, and why it's okay to go bungee jumping with Carrot Top.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, STEVE GELDER, PAUL McCARTNEY, GEORGE CLOONEY, JUSTIN BIEBER, 2012,...
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Jun 28, 2011
06/11
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Take Back the Slut 'cause mama needs a pedicure! Doff your mental undergarments, cross the threshold and enter the House of Mirrors with us as Mae learns she's not as depraved as she feared, psycho nazi sushi chefs slipping you a "delicacy" you might come to love TOO much; selling ourselves for $5, moderation is the key when youâre going off your Psych meds each week to listen to GOING COMMANDO!, follow your bliss even if it means putting on a poodle costume, emo robots, and...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, SUSHI CHEFS, DEPRAVITY, GALLAGHER, CANCER, SLUT
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Oct 13, 2010
10/10
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Co-Hosts MAE ASWELL and JOE ANDREWS are joined by JUDITH ROSEN SACKS! Topics include homage to Breast (cancer) Awareness Month, debating the wisdom of pole dancing, 10-10-10 and Mae's epiphany, the proper way to smuggle contraband across the US/Mexico border, gender-bending frogs and a possible solution for China's shortage of viable brides, a bad death scene, and a low-rent flasher.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO!, MAE ASWELL, JOE ANDREWS, JUDITH ROSEN SACKS, BREASTS, CRYSTAL SKULLS, 10-10-10,...
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Sep 3, 2010
09/10
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MAE ASWELL and JOE ANDREWS are joined by psychotherapist/comic actress/directress JUDITH ROSEN SACKS! Wedgies, the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, and the Amish! Oh, My! Other topics include a good use for grandma panties, your zit goes Hollywood!, Christmas in July messin' with our minds, websites telling us what we want and messin' with our minds, and usage of the words "penis" and "rock" in the same sentence (but it's not whatcha think).
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, JOE ANDREWS, JUDITH ROSEN SACKS, WEDGIES, DIAGNOSTIC AND STATISTICAL...
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Nov 8, 2013
11/13
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Are you afraid to face yourself? Follow our one-point plan: Be blank and let us fill you in! It doesn't have to be as bad as you think... it can be Dead, Sexy Wonder Woman, Olivia Newton-John exercising, or a plastinated corpse of unconsenting Chinese origin! The thing about zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance is THERE IS NO MOTORCYCLE!!! There's no Santa Claus, there's no Photoshop... But there is something to be said for being semi-broken but not entirely disastrous because there's a...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, PEPE LE PEW, DICK CHENEY, NORTH KOREA'S FIRST LADY,...
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Jul 9, 2013
07/13
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Who knew that the farm would be where we would find enlightenment... of sorts? Here's to slippery pigs, unicorn mystery meat and Deep Goat! (the safe word is "Hello Kitty") Maren and Mae work other people's kegels and ponder support groups for survivors of dog molestation, being sexy like Anne Murray, assless chaps automatically being funny, anything Amish being a good gimmick, if you're starting to have visions by staring into your dog's butt, it's time to pull back. Another...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, ASSLESS CHAPS, CHAMBORD, JESUS, UNICORNS, AMISH,...
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Jan 5, 2011
01/11
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MAE ASWELL is joined by DENNIS LAGANIERE and MICHAEL TAYLOR GRAY of prettytheseries.com! Topics include the difference between Pink Berry and Pink Cheeks, artful camera angles, artful home decor, the Continuing Saga of Prince Frederic von Anhalt, if you've got awful muffin top but you're naked don't put on boy shorts, Gay: Innie or Outie?, and how to look cute as you face the End of the World!
Topics: GOING COMMANDO!, MAE ASWELL, DENNIS LAGANIERE, MICHAEL TAYLOR GRAY, PRETTYTHESERIES.COM, SPARTACUS,...
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Feb 12, 2012
02/12
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THERES A PRIZE IN EVERY BOX! Happy VD from the girls of GOING COMMANDO! Join Maren and Mae in squeezing out some gaseous love for ZsaZsa Gabor as they discuss what NOT to get your woman for Valentine's Day; how being deaf whilst working for the Muzak company is a gift from (insert name of preferred deity here); types of carnal knowledge one prefers not to have; apparently, Mae is Not Bot; Madonna is not old, she just wore shoes that weren't made for walking but for laying down; ya gotta love a...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, VALENTINEâS DAY, DEAD ROSES, ZSAZSA GABOR,...
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Mar 15, 2011
03/11
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How're yer gene mutations hangin?! MAE and MAREN discuss such salient topics as why peeing in the shower might be bad for your health and Dracula Therapy that doesn't involve beautiful young emo people, how people with full bladders make better lovers -- er, decisions, sewage eating microbes get busy listening to Mozart, musical vibes can make ya EVIL!!! -- or not, all the playboy bunnies look alike, funghi zombies, upChuck takes over the world, and hicks are people too.
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, DRACULA, PEEING IN THE SHOWER, MOZART, PLAYBOY...
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Feb 1, 2011
02/11
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MAE ASWELL joined by MICHAEL TAYLOR GRAY and DEE FREEMAN of prettytheseries.com! Topics include drunken owls, Bruno ruining Mae for any other homosexual man, how a chick navigates the Marines - SEMPER FI!!!, Siamese twins of a different mother, what to do with a frisky Pycthon and is a tarantula a spider?
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MICHAEL TAYLOR GRAY, DEE FREEMAN, PRETTYTHESERIES.COM, DRUNK OWLS, JACK...
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Jun 1, 2011
06/11
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Setting the tone with smelly feet, Mae and Maren examine why people dis Gwyneth Paltrow, what Justin Bieber might have tattooed on his butt cheeks, Mae's weird past-life relationships with her parents, the power of the mind, the power of Denzel, the power of words, the power of half an hour from now, is it discrimination to assume that BBW can freesyle gogo dance but obese women can't, one of the virtues of getting older is not remembering the promises you made, it's too late for chocolate...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, GWYNETH PALTROW, JUSTIN BIEBER, DENZEL WASHINGTON,...
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Feb 23, 2012
02/12
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If you want to understand zen, you can be mindless 24 hours a day! So why not be mindless with Mae and Maren as they discuss foot worship and how it relates to car repair; inappropriate photos of veggies and puppies; don't leave any fingerprints in an old graveyard; the secret signals transmitted by Republican candidates to their peers; you don't want to piss off the bots; "airians" are different than "aryans"; and who wouldn't want to take a fake pope to an awards show? If...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, ZEN, FOOT FETISHES, VEGGIE TALES, PUPPIES,...
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Jul 25, 2011
07/11
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Time travel does exist in the cheesy pickup line category; if you get a boat, don't name it Titanic; nekkid Scrabble; Pat Benatar is a masochist; God is a voyeur; women are animals and YOU determine whether we're "high maintenance" or not; amputee fetishists; crotch sweat is the great leveler; soaking pita chips first softens those rough edges when you're rubbing them all over your body; according to this week's extraterrestrial message -- if alien intelligentsia wanted to snuff out...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, TITANIC, PAT BENATAR, SCRABBLE, PICK-UP LINES, HIGH...
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Mar 18, 2011
03/11
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MAE and MAREN celebrate a new chapter in the GOING COMMANDO! world (as well as starting St. Patty's Day a day early) by doing it without a net! Things pondered as they provide passive/aggressive moral self-analysis include: how drinking a very strong beer if you're an alcoholic can actually teach you moderation, using the Nicotine Patch as a cheap high, is it libel if what you're saying is something everyone already knows?, how good marketing can make bad beer seem appealing, Charlie Sheen is...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, CHARLIE SHEEN, HITLER, JOAQUIN PHOENIX, BEER, ST....
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Mar 1, 2012
03/12
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Maren and Mae are joined by the lovely JACK ZULLO, writer/producer/director/star of "LIVE FROM THE GRAVE, IT'S JOHN BELUSHI" (playing one night only, March 3, 2012...) learn about the lesser-known aspects of John Belushi with crazysexycooltalented Jack Zullo in a multi-media event at the WestSide Comedy Theatre -- there's a bar in there! PLUS!! Competition from goats and secret viral photos of you naked being maligned on a blog, artsy farts, golden showers of love, sterile isn't...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, JACK ZULLO, ROBERT DeNIRO, JOHN BELUSHI, FARTS, TED...
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Jul 24, 2013
07/13
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What, no sex tape from North West yet? Do it on a pew! Coexist, muthafukaaaz! Pickle your own! More than a mouthful of manboob is wasted! Molotov Cocktails involving tampons! Nude trampolining after a certain point is not advisable! My nana knitted this merkin doily for me... d'ya like? Haunted underwear, invisibility underwear -- standing in front of a wind machine with a wig on is DEEP. GOING COMMANDO! with MAE ASWELL and MAREN McCONNELL -- The ongoing saga of the unopened sauerkraut jars....
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, DICK CHENEY, FREUD, PROPAGANDA, PATTI SMITH, HAUNTED...
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Feb 22, 2013
02/13
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Two priests walk into an Ecumenical Council trying to elect the next Pope... Happy Year of the Black Water Trouser Snake! And Sort of Happy Valentine's Day a week late (coz it took us a week to finish)... Maren and Mae discuss Papal Hand Moves! Tiny Humans in Fossils! Snake Penis Wine! Great Cosmic Truths and Tits! Furthermore, only a real man rides a pink moped, spanking your monkey is not animal abuse, there's no "I" in "Team" but there is "Us" in...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAREN McCONNELL, MAE ASWELL, ECUMENICAL COUNCIL, YEAR OF THE SNAKE, BIG WOOD,...
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Jul 18, 2011
07/11
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MAE ASWELL
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Pre-recorded for your listening pleasure. It's a good thing breathing is automatic because Maren and Mae end up having to do battle with the evil Smurfs and a girl can only multi-task so much! Follow-up analysis on Mae's shrimp testicle dream, hiring humans to act like apes in order to teach apes how to act like humans--Or... IS it?!?!?!? James Brown can still give you dance lessons, injury to your left temporal lobe can be GOOD for you, overt subliminal suggestions, Life is a Mexican Soap...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, SHRIMP TESTICLES, MEXICAN SOAP OPERA, APES, JAMES...
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Sep 7, 2011
09/11
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MAE ASWELL
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It's a party in our heads and we want you all to come! Taking our little cleavage light into the dark places, we ponder how many lives have taken the wrong fork in the road on account of the phrase, "No Experience Required," cleverly-placed fur, things that are GOOD for you, duck junk, porn funded by Rick Perry, in-fighting among gay bears, and being wary of Google search results. Special PSA of the Day: Next time you find yourself complaining about your life, remember there are those...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, CLEAVAGE, FUR, DUCKS, PORN, RICK PERRY, BEARS, GOOGLE,...
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Aug 3, 2011
08/11
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MAE ASWELL
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Coming to you taped live from the cathouse as Maren plays with her organs and we ponder the various permutations of Jesusy Jesus stuff. 2012 is SOOO 2012, not all savior-looking guru types are natural blondes, God is so controlling and such a tease, you can't name your baby Lucifer in New Zealand and the devil is really your whiny, selfish inner brat, Jesus may not be who you thought he was, a two-headed Jesus Walt, don't re-enact the crucifixion if you want to avoid bad luck, and Jesus is a...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, JESUS, GOD, LUCIFER, WALT DISNEY, SUPERSTITION,...
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Nov 3, 2010
11/10
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MAE ASWELL
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Join MAE ASWELL and JOE ANDREWS as they welcome special guest JUDITH ROSEN SACKS! Topics discussed include Gluteus Maximus is Not a Roman Emperor and a Good Arse Massage is Hard to Find; JOE and JUDI engage in a virtual flirtation as Joe serenades Judi's cameltoe, which leads to a brief yet heartfelt rendition of the Anal Probe Blues; should fat people f@#$ and should they make us imagine they're doing it on TV?; who you callin' a bitch on the Oprah Winfrey Network?; the proper way to display...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO!, MAE ASWELL, JOE ANDREWS, JUDITH ROSEN SACKS, THE OPRAH WINFREY NETWORK, GLUTEUS...
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Nov 24, 2010
11/10
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MAE ASWELL is joined by the lovely JUDITH ROSEN SACKS and Special Guest MICHAEL TAYLOR GRAY of PRETTY -- check out prettytheseries.com! Topics include remote viewing not involving goats, the dangers of going commando, Betty White or Justin Bieber as Linda Lovelace?, how to know if a sexy tomato is the right one for you, what to do with edible panties once they've passed their "use by" date, subliminal sexual messages on the asphalt and off the freeway, your primary sex organ is right...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, JUDITH ROSEN SACKS, MICHAEL TAYLOR GRAY, PRETTY, PRETTYTHESERIES.COM,...
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Jan 23, 2013
01/13
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MAE ASWELL
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You just forgot about us, but we reminded you! Please don't go down that furry rabbit hole -- instead, indulge in a little positive self-brainwashing with us as we auto non-erotically asphyxiate ourselves singing Happy Birthday, God Save the Queen, and various other Ear Snakes From Hell! Remember, forgetting is like giving yourself an emotional lobotomy; "fondness" is a much nicer word than "fetish"; soap and water are good things... but you don't want to use scrub in...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, ELVIS, JEHOVAH, EAR WORMS, FETISHES, BRITISH GRANDMAS,...
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Sep 16, 2013
09/13
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Maren and Mae play A.D.D. bingo against god and the devil and fail to adhere to Geneva Convention convention by going where international laws do not apply -- a mall! The girls muse upon how to get into a Yale secret society; sacred rites at the Winchester Mystery House; former Angels of Death who have reformed; subliminal messages by high-end jewelry stores to cougars; Shit-Brown Ops are the new Black Ops; why Mae doesn't need to go to Burning Man; where Fear of Clowns comes from; gangsta...
Topics: GOING COMMANDO!, MAE ASWELL, MAREN McCONNELL, MARTHA STEWART, 50 SHADES OF GRAY, BINGO, GENEVA...
